Hi Elaine,
Interesting posting! Why not score the guys huh? Well, let's see.
long hair- Nope. Chi bang!
smell bad- No,it's important for a guy to smell nice too.
very hairy- No, just average.
small cock- NO! Definitely not..WINNER!
stupid- Nah, I'm an intelligent guy. I can talk about a wide range of topics.
arrogant- No. Pretty humble actually.
full of crap- Absolutely not!
don't know how to treat a lady good- No, I'm a respectful guy towards women. But, of course I expect respect as well.
don't shave- Not even. I shave every day. All finished!