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2013 Feb 18 Bitch, Please: Kaiser Kuo's China Survival Tips

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How did you adapt to life in China? What advice do you give to newcomers to Beijing? What do you wish you had been told on your first day in town? With almost 20 years of life in China under his belt, Kaiser Kuo – co-host of the excellent Sinica podcast, one-time writer of the Beijinger's "Ich Bin Ein Beijinger" column and international spokesman for Baidu.com – is just the chap you'd like to have around when you want answers to those questions. So when a Quora.com user threw out the question "What tips and tricks have you learned that have made it easier to live in China?" Kaiser's wide-ranging response was obviously worth a read.

Covering everything from transport tips to recommended reading, air filters and food delivery, Kaiser's blueprint for happy China living has been pounced on by bloggers and Twitter users, some of whom have added their own tips. I'm sure you'll have your own suggestions to add – feel free to do so in the comments space at the bottom of this blog.

Kaiser explains each of his tips in detail here, but a condensed list of bullet points (some paraphrased) gives you the gist:
"Get an e-bike"
"Also get a bicycle"
"Collect the names/numbers of some drivers"
"Buy a transit card right away"
"Read up on some modern history"
"Make time to keep up with the news and with blogs"
"No single aggregator of news can hold a candle to Bill Bishop's Sinocism blog/newsletter"
"Pleco dictionary app"
"Get a good, reliable VPN"
"Learn to use Taobao"
"Learn to use http://Baidu.com (full disclosure: That's where I work)"
"Pick up the various English expat magazines and actually get out to the events"
"Get out and make friends"
"Travel around the country"
"If you live in a polluted city, get an air filter for every room"
"Get yourself a filter mask and spare filter elements for badly polluted days"
"Write about your experiences"
"Tap into the wonderful community of Anglophone China-watchers, who will, as you read them, help you to interpret the bewildering things to which you will inevitably be witness"
"Explore the cuisine"
"Sign up for one of the restaurant delivery services"

Kaiser's concluding piece of advice is the one that will take you furthest, and it's very simple: "Chant the mantra, 'Don't be a whiny little bitch.'"

Now you know. Go on then, let's hear your own suggestions. What are your tips for surviving and making life in China easy? Any Beijing-specific tips? Do you agree with Kaiser? Is he off the mark with any of his advice? Add your comments below.

Re: Bitch, Please: Kaiser Kuo's China Survival Tips

An electric bike is a good piece of advice. But splurging for a lighter, quicker one with lithium batteries is a must. I paid 2500 kuai for mine six months back and the batteries barely get me to the toilet and back now. A great investment - it's cool not having to rely on the deteriorating taxi service in Beijing any more, but don't skimp on quality

"Dis is China, you know? You don't like, you go home!"

Re: Bitch, Please: Kaiser Kuo's China Survival Tips

classic Kaiser... good stuff!!

Re: Bitch, Please: Kaiser Kuo's China Survival Tips

He's well worth following on Quora https://www.quora.com/Kaiser-Kuo

Re: Bitch, Please: Kaiser Kuo's China Survival Tips

Make Chinese friends. And not with those that you meet in bars. Make friends with real, normal, working Chinese people, and ask questions about who they are, what they like, what they do. As many as possible. It will give you perspective on people and life here that could never get otherwise.

Re: Bitch, Please: Kaiser Kuo's China Survival Tips

Take advantage of other online shopping sites like amazon.cn and yihaodian.com, too. Both have cash on delivery options for those who just never get around to setting up their Alipay accounts or internet banking to use Taobao. (And amazon.cn actually has a surprisingly decent selection of English language books at reasonable prices.)

Try out the organic produce delivery services at least once. De Run Wu and Theresa's God's Grace Garden are good places to start. You might feel like you're drowning under all those leafy greens but it's a great intro to Chinese produce and you'll be forced to get creative with your cooking.

Get a good water filter. You can drink from it, cook with it, wash your fruits & veggies with it. You should see the gunk that builds up in the sediment filters on our Aquasana. It gets changed monthly.

Don't stress out about bargaining. If you think something's a fair price, just go with it. The extra dollars here and there aren't worth the anxiety. It'll probably even out in the long run, anyway.

Whether you like the expat bubble or you're all about "going native," don't judge each other for it. We all have different needs for thriving here physically, mentally and emotionally. Do what you gotta do.

Re: Bitch, Please: Kaiser Kuo's China Survival Tips

Great add-on to Kaiser's tips - 25 essential China apps - courtesy of the Rectified.name blog

Any apps you'd recommend as essential for getting by in China?

Iain Shaw
Director of Digital Communications and PR
True Run Media

Re: Bitch, Please: Kaiser Kuo's China Survival Tips

Do China exactly like I do or ur doing it wrong!!

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