Are You a True Foodie?: Prove it With These Food-Themed Phone Cases From Taobao

What’s the easiest way to let people know that you are a diehard foodie without saying it out loud? Using a foodie phone case, of course! Wrap your most treasured item in a protective case disguised as eel rice, donuts, lollipop, sushi or even fresh salmon sashimi! The best part? These foodstuffs never go off, although they may make you hungry every time you reach for your phone.

Everyone likes dumplings, especially the fried variety. Just look at that golden crust, those mouth-watering fillings ... where is my soy sauce?! Using a phone case that requires you to upsize your bag or just hold your phone at all times shows your dedication to Chinese culinary culture.

Moving to Japanese cuisine there's also the choice of sizzling roasted eel with rice (bottle of sake on the side optional).

And don't forget the roe. Another Japanese classic, fresh caviar over sushi looks just as delicious as a phone case, and even comes with a sprinkling of nori and mound of wasabi!

Which sashimi would you like? Easy. The one that's conveniently resting on the back of your phone is which.

If you have a sweet tooth, don't worry, you haven't been left out – there are also plenty of sweet options on Taobao.

Try this ice cream case for example, which is made of silicone and soft enough to protect your precious phone – perfect for the warmer weather.

Is the huge ice cream case too big? You may prefer this one, which has the added bonus of making you look like you're holding an ice cone and not in fact taking a million selfies.

We here at the Beijinger office may in fact love chocolate a little too much, which is why we couldn't resist this chocolate bar phone case. Sadly it's not real but looking at it will still allay our calls for chocolate for just a little while longer.

 

We also love waffles, and these airy waffles with whipped cream you can take with you wherever we go.

For something a little more appropriate to your China life, try this mooncake case next mid-autumn festival.

Want to feast on the sadness of all those boys you dumped and their ensuing tears? Try this cute “100 percent boy’s tears” milk box.

Want to get over that girl that just dumped you and who is now maniacally drinking your tears? Well, this phone case couldn’t be more suitable. It also has the added bonus of being extra protective for when you're flailing around between brewpub to brewpub. Holding it in your hand is also a good substitute to drinking during the day.

And for you wine enthusiasts, why not go classy and differentiate yourself from the slobbish beer drinkers with this wine bottle case.

Apart from phone cases, there are also a lot of great accessories out there ...

... Like a shiny sunny-side-up egg key chain. Alternatively, they also have realistically-proportioned fried dumpling key chain to match your dumpling phone case. 

If you end up buying this pancake holder, however, you've gone too far and should probably seek help.

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