an Australian called Ryan Spotts, who managed to stand 439 eggs upright in 12 hours.(unquote)
So...what? Do the ladies (trannie swimmers, whatever) really go for a man who can stand eggs on end? Or does our man Ryan think he'll impress his grandkids. "What did you do in the Great Pandemic, grampa?" "Waaaal, I stood eggs on end, night 'n day! Yessir, that took gumption! These was real eggs too, from a chicken. Not these VR orbs you got nowadays!""
I standed up a chick one time. Chicks, as we all know, come outa eggs, So that was sorta like standing up an egg. She deserved gettin standed up, as she was really a bad egg.