The ungodly plague of street-strippers has finally infested Fangjia Hutong and the Cellar Door will quite surely be no more. The protracted pre-mortem funeral will draw to a conclusion this weekend. If you’re not out dragon boating then come tomb-sweeping: divest the moribund music museum of its surplus wares by drinking it dry at discounted prices and snagging a commemorative bag or T-shirt. Loyal Cellar Doorknobs are thanked for the many funny outrages perpetrated against good sense over the last five years and are wished moderate success in their attempts to reintegrate into polite human society.