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Snickering Over Snickers

So, Snickers candy bar is having a "Win a Free Bar" contest. You know the drill: open the wrapper and see if you've won. One of my colleagues has been playing and I would say that 17 out of 20 bars have been winners! Really cool. It's clear that Snickers is trying to improve its market share in China.

Well he buys the bars in the same little convenience store every morning. He goes in today and hands the cashier his winning wrapper. He was going to reach for another bar on the counter when she reaches behind the counter and pulls out the "special sack" of Snickers bars. She glumly reaches in and hands him another bar. I tell him: "Something tells me that's not a winning bar!" And surprise, surprise it wasn't.

What's up with this? Why would you try to rig the game? It's not fair.

It's like the Chinese people who always complain about how much money foreigners make. Do they forget that we pump it BACK into their local economy in a big way? He's not going to the shop anymore and we each probably spent at least 30RMB a day there. I'm not saying that she gave him the losing bar because he was foreign (obviously they are doing the same thing to Chinese people) but it doesn't make sense. You just lost two customers over a promotion that should have INCREASED business.

Snickers ought to do something!


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snickers dissatisfies?

"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."

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Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!

Snickers (A MARATHON BAR) is like eating the droppings of a large squirrel.

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So you've eaten the droppings of a large squirrel?

How adventurous!

"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."

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Otto, are you afraid of squirrels?

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Remember the slogan:

"Packed with peanuts, Snickers satisfies."

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In all honesty I used to have a pet squirrel, and he lived in my bedroom. Nights he would sleep in a cat travel cage. He would jump all around the room and inside sweaters and loved to run around in my sleeves and tried to run up trouser legs.

But he was unhappy, and turnded to biting. Alot. Viciously

So I gave him to a petting zoo.

His name was Squirrelo, and I still fear him. 'struth

"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."

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Ahhhhh Laughing Otto... Otto.... we know, do you know how we know? because you keep your nuts in a bag.

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Nuts in a bag?

:oops:

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Hello Herbie!

I don't know what to say about that.

"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."

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&%*&%%*&%&*!!!! @^$^^$$!!!!!!!

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Is there a word in Chinese for "balls"?

Is it like "liang qiu"?

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Oops posted pic twice..... :oops: :oops: Laughing

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You squirrel is weak!! he has no pennis at all!

"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."

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This thread went so terribly wrong!

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otto wrote:
sucks to your assmar!

Whoa.

I'm reading Lord of the Flies again right now, bought it yesterday.

How

Evil

Robots

Operate

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I like Milky Way's! Why don't they get those over here?

I love my planet Vulcan. I'm proud of being a Vulcan in the universe.

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If you keep winning anything here they get pissed. Are there winning Snickers bars in the bag of Snickers bars too, or just the individual bars?

I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. -Anonymous

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At Jenny Lous you will find Mars, Milky ways, Three Muskateers, Butterfingers, and the list goes on. Shifting away from chocolate you are able to enjoy Good and Plenty, Dots, etc.

Spend about 700 rmb/week just on this and it makes the late night snack in the hotel room enjoyable when travelling, not to mention need at least one bar of chocolate a day.

Nothing is finer than a Real Coca Cola, cold (ice or no ice)no diet, zero crap) and a Butterfinger which has been kept in the refrigerator so as to not melt in your hands.

One of the small pleasures in life. Gotta have em!!!!

If your hungover and wishing you were dead, then its not so bad. If your hungover and wondering why your not dead it might be bad.

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