Dating an Amputee
I've recently enjoyed a lovely evening with a Korean lady with an amputated leg. She is very pretty, has a delightful personality (OK English skills, great sense of humour, beaut set of crokery), in short we had a wonderful time. Now normally, I would have immediately taken it to the next level, but as it was my first time with an amputee, I was nervous and declined.
I have graciously accepted another opportunity to join her this week, and am sure that we will retire for afters. I am seeking advice from those who have had bedroom experience with female amputees (above the knee), what are the pitfalls to be aware of, and the most comfotable positions for the two of us, and maybe a suggestion of something new that she may not have tried?
Please, replies from only those who have had worldly experience, that excludes you admin (unless you've finished watching those 'Sex in the City' dvd's I recommended for you).
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admin
Re: Dating an Amputee
why not ask her
she'd be touched that you care (assuming you get that far)
as foreplay why not invite her to come see the documentary Murderball this evening. Contains frank discussion of parapalegic sex. See my footer for event details.
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HB surfer
Re: Dating an Amputee
Dude...
Come on man...Do you really need advice about having sex with an amputee? I don't have any experience in it, but I can't imagine anything getting in the way. I don't think it would be much different....
I hope you aren't going to just screw her and leave her though. That's mean..
It's really nice that you don't care about the amputated leg. That is awesome....but don't hurt the girl man...be cool.
Bros
sicapitan
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I'm out of a TV at the moment and missing the Games v2, might need to catch this!
ezlovebj
Re: Dating an Amputee
treat her as she is normal....
LaoZhong
Re: Dating an Amputee
are you pulling our leg??
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babochina
Re: Dating an Amputee
man, ur hormons are just on fire
japanese flings, chinese girls, korean sides dishes, amputees now,
i guess the deaf korean is/was on the list
at which std will u stop ur quest?
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OllyFactory
Re: Dating an Amputee
No really, I'm a simple man, patient, I try to be less judgemental these days, but if time has taught me one lesson, it's that you are never too old to learn something. I think it was Bob Marley that said 'Experience teaches Wisdom', so once you take off the blinkers for a touch, you discover that there are many who want to show hold your hand and show you the way. (You know where I'm coming from HB?)
@admin, as interesting as 'Murderball' sounds, it sounds like a real mood killer, or are you yanking my chain?
Now who out there has had experience pleasuring an amputee? And I need something that is going to make her eyes pop.
Quickly now.
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babochina
Re: Dating an Amputee
watch "crash"
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Mockingbird
Re: Dating an Amputee
Are you Paul McCartney????!!!!!
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Say what you need to explain yourself.
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admin
Re: Dating an Amputee
you cruel man. Hasn't she suffered enough losing a leg?
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beijingcat
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OP, you have good appetite for everything and u seem to be very compassionate as well. how did ur Ayi's case go? did u successfully get rid of her? are u planning to do the same thing to the Korean amputee after having a parapalegic sex? good for u, dude! but all things u discussed here dont sound real. or u might be just a crappy novelist?
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Granito
Re: Dating an Amputee
Watch Murderball man. It's about wheelchair rugby but they do touch on paraplegic sex there although from the male perspective. I guess it might give you some ideas
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luckylaowai
Re: Dating an Amputee
Saying I have an amputee girlfriend and I am confused about boinking her is like saying: "I don't know how to boink."