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Why does 798 bore me? Am I an uncultured boob?

I really want to jump on the 798 art gallery bandwagon, but every time I go out there I am bored to tears. I visit a few galleries and see hardly anything that holds my interest.

Am i alone in this feeling?

Am i just an uncultured boob?

Help me be a hip bohemian art fan by extolling the merits of the 798 art district

I promise I'll get a beret and start smoking and drinking espressos

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Re: Why does 798 bore me? Am I an uncultured boob?

No, you are not alone. I love art and would spend days in galleries and museums, but the that's here doesn't really interest me.

Re: Why does 798 bore me? Am I an uncultured boob?

We are what we are, we see what we see, we enjoy what we enjoy.

The worst kind are those spineless pretenders that fake interest in order to find acceptance.

Be proud of your lack of interest.

Re: Why does 798 bore me? Am I an uncultured boob?

you can smoke espressos? cool

If you are thinking that you "don't get it"

Sometimes there is nothing to get.

Art is subjective, the old trash and treasure debate.

I've seen plenty here that doesn't interest me, but no more than I saw back home that didn't interest me. They had an art display in the local park during National Day, out of hundreds of pieces I saw two I liked, the rest were all kind of anime/hello kitty-esque ... didn't do it for me.

Re: Why does 798 bore me? Am I an uncultured boob?

Yes because 708 is very boring! If you want to enjoy real arts, not just for show or commercial, you should go to Shenzhen Dafen Village. Where thousands and thousands of chinese artists gather to paint for a living. I believe real art hides in the public,not like 798. Are you a real fan of arts? Then it is normal to get bored in 798.

Go to Dafen Village!

Susan Chou
www.beijingneehow.com

Re: Why does 798 bore me? Am I an uncultured boob?

taoqibao wrote:
One show had a guy who is currently retracing the Long MArch. He tattoos his route on his back. I guess that's kinda original. Apparently he's now somewhere between Luding bridge and Yanan.

In the same building saw an artsy video of high rise buildings with audio of a sweetie having orgasm.

Next door some guy glued a toilet bowl to the wall!

I wonder why those stupid laowais waste their time with Michelangelo, Goya and other sub-artists...

What are you doin' here? You oughta be out in a convertible bird-doggin' chicks and bangin' beaver.

Re: Why does 798 bore me? Am I an uncultured boob?

Come on Randle, the Chinese have their greats too.

"I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man."

- VP

Re: Why does 798 bore me? Am I an uncultured boob?

Yeah, they do.

But, as in the west, they just forgot how to make good stuff and believe that toilets hanging from a wall are art.

It's Randall, BTW Wink

What are you doin' here? You oughta be out in a convertible bird-doggin' chicks and bangin' beaver.

Re: Why does 798 bore me? Am I an uncultured boob?

Gotcha.

You make a point.

Well perhaps our toilet bowl artist could have been a bit more original, and used a squat loo instead!?

See for yourself, it's actually quite fun.

"I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man."

- VP

Re: Why does 798 bore me? Am I an uncultured boob?

798 is boring because it is TOO COMMERCIALIZED;it is set up for foreign visitors and rich chinese people.

Re: Why does 798 bore me? Am I an uncultured boob?

hongma wrote:
798 is boring because it is TOO COMMERCIALIZED;it is set up for foreign visitors and rich chinese people.

too commercialized? It seems not commercial (read: entertaining) enough.

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Re: Why does 798 bore me? Am I an uncultured boob?

Agree. Most of them are rubbish, only a few good stuff.

I enjoyed Chen Fei's Visual Desire and Violence in BTAP very much tho.

The worst is that so-called 100 breasts stuff( Tongue)....I felt like got seriously ripped off by someone.

Re: Why does 798 bore me? Am I an uncultured boob?

798 started off with a good idea but as soon as the 'wannabees' arrived trying to peddle their crap 'art' to any passing foreigner, the place went into a death spiral. Now it's a home for the plastic trendies and english teachers.

Re: Why does 798 bore me? Am I an uncultured boob?

Hi,

> I really want to jump on the 798 art gallery bandwagon,

You are at least two years to late...

That bandwagon has departed the station,'E's passed on! This bandwgon is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-BANDWAGON!!

(Apologies to Monty Python for this completely gratuitous use of their most excellent sarcasm.)

When I was there nearly 2 years ago there was still a bit of rawness, edginess and something that I felt could become real art (not just bad imitation of bad modern western at) with enough time and hardship. But friends told me it was already down on maybe a year earlier.

Now I just go to wear a Beret, smoke Menthols and drink Espresso in one of the many expensive caffee's that have replaced the more interesting galeries.

But hey, it's hip and hop and happening and all, the chicks love it, who am I to complain...

The post industrial landscape and industrial achitecture, including the east german designed quite bauhaus inspiered factory buildings (flying yeah olde black, red & gold with hammer, commpass and wreath of con here) are still worth the visit, the espresso no worse than $tarbuck$ or any other ripoff place.

Nowadays too many gwailo's underfoot though.

Oh well. Which reminds me, does anyone happen to know where the actual ART that used to happen at 798 has disappeared to?

There must be some new kind of affordable art space now where they all have disappeared to. Maybe some old decrepit chinese build factory outside Hanoi?

L.V.X. Thor

PS, for anyone who did not get the Monty Python reference, try this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vuW6tQ0218

Rosea Rubea et Aureae Crucis

Re: Why does 798 bore me? Am I an uncultured boob?

Dear Thor,

Dig a hole and bury yourself, fast!

Your pal,
Odin!

"I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man."

- VP

Re: Why does 798 bore me? Am I an uncultured boob?

Heisann Odin,

Ingen grunn til bekymring

Wearing body armor and asbestos underwear.

Bullet Proof. Flame Proof.

Ha det bra Thor

Rosea Rubea et Aureae Crucis

Re: Why does 798 bore me? Am I an uncultured boob?

Griffin5 wrote:
798 started off with a good idea but as soon as the 'wannabees' arrived trying to peddle their crap 'art' to any passing foreigner, the place went into a death spiral. Now it's a home for the plastic trendies and english teachers.

Exactly. Personally, I would enjoy a tour (if they ever offered one) detailing the history of the old munitions factory instead of the heaps of overwrought pop art being peddled by and to the nouveau riche.

Cheers,

Re: Why does 798 bore me? Am I an uncultured boob?

Hi V,

Nice Avatar...

I used a similar one for a while elsewhere (UK),

with the tagline:

"It is to Madame Justice that I dedicate this concerto, in honor of the holiday she seems to have taken from these parts, and in recognition of the impostor that stands in her stead."

Not a tagline I'd use in China, but very appropriate in the UK, especially in London, where defending yourself against muderers ends you up in jail, instead on page one as "civic hero".

> Personally, I would enjoy a tour (if they ever offered
> one) detailing the history of the old munitions factory

Not sure if THEY (anyway, has anyone ever met "THEY", answers on a postcard?) ever will.

I know a bit of the early history (mostly from the other side of the connection that build 798) and would not mind arranging a single weekend day "tour" of the parts I find most interesting (other "experts" welcome to chip in on the tourguiding for the rest), with a running commentary if anyone cares to listen (otherwise I go back to wearing Berets, smoking Methols and drinking bad Expresso).

So, if we can arrange a group of Duettes and Dudes, maybe we can get TBJ to help us popularise this one and maybe bring some of their writers in.

Then, the whole history, from east german build military electronics & munitions factory (plus chinese white wine maker I hear) to slum to art zone to gentrified and dumbed down tourist area may be put on record.

L.V.X. Thor

Rosea Rubea et Aureae Crucis

Re: Why does 798 bore me? Am I an uncultured boob?

Why?
Has anyone been to Soho, NYC lately, for that matter, Key West also?
Here is why:
When God created the world, he gave every species 15 years of healthy sex life.
You know man, he always wants more.
He went to the weaker monkey and said, " I have made myself a fortune. I have plenty of fruit in my big yard. Your chief is gonna to have all the prettiest womonkey anyway. Why don't you give me ten years of sex life and I will feed you in exchange."
The monkey thought that man had a point and agreed to the proposal.
Man was at peace for awhile but got uneasy again. This time he went to the weaker lion and asked to exchange 10 year of sex life with meat. The lion thought man was right. Besides, when he got older, he would be kicked out by the head lion anyway. He too agreed to give 10 years in exchange for the supply of meat.
Man again was at ease for awhile but man did not know what is enough. This time he went to the donkey and said, “ your stubborn jenny arn’t gonna let you have it your way, you know…..“ Well, the donkey, also agreed to give 10 years.
When all is said and done, here is what was written down. Man got 15 years of healthy sex life, 10 years of monkeying around, 10 years lion about it and 10 years of making a complete ass of himself.
Ko

Re: Why does 798 bore me? Am I an uncultured boob?

^ i'm not sure of the point of your story there

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Re: Why does 798 bore me? Am I an uncultured boob?

from Shanghaiist:

Hairong Tiantian bares all at Dashanzi
http://shanghaiist.com/2008/10/17/hairong_tiantian_bares_all_at_dasha.ph...

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Re: Why does 798 bore me? Am I an uncultured boob?

chatko wrote:
Why?
Has anyone been to Soho, NYC lately, for that matter, Key West also?
Here is why:
When God created the world, he gave every species 15 years of healthy sex life.
You know man, he always wants more.
He went to the weaker monkey and said, " I have made myself a fortune. I have plenty of fruit in my big yard. Your chief is gonna to have all the prettiest womonkey anyway. Why don't you give me ten years of sex life and I will feed you in exchange."
The monkey thought that man had a point and agreed to the proposal.
Man was at peace for awhile but got uneasy again. This time he went to the weaker lion and asked to exchange 10 year of sex life with meat. The lion thought man was right. Besides, when he got older, he would be kicked out by the head lion anyway. He too agreed to give 10 years in exchange for the supply of meat.
Man again was at ease for awhile but man did not know what is enough. This time he went to the donkey and said, “ your stubborn jenny arn’t gonna let you have it your way, you know…..“ Well, the donkey, also agreed to give 10 years.
When all is said and done, here is what was written down. Man got 15 years of healthy sex life, 10 years of monkeying around, 10 years lion about it and 10 years of making a complete ass of himself.
Ko

You said it pal

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