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Thanks for your link.

Made my evening!

Would it have killed you to write the damn thing in simplified characters at least?

i'll give you a little colour - see see
translate for a laugh.

Of all the Chinese jokes I've heard I have only found one that translates well enough into English to be funny. It goes like this.

Mao was on his death bed and he called Deng to talk to him before he died. "Deng, he said, after I die there will be some people that will wish to follow your ways. Deng said, "It's no problem. If after you die they don't wish to follow me I will just let them follow you.

silly-actually-funny jokes

The "leg" one and the last one are most funny. Thanks for your share.

There seem to be very few political jokes. Anybody cares to post some?

I only remember one from Russia:

Q: Who invented communism, a politician or a scientist?

A: Of course a politician - a scientist would have tested it on rats first.

Here is one that circulated in China some month ago:

本拉登说：中国是全球唯一绝对不能惹的国家！

原因是这样的：基地组织曾派出七名恐怖分子袭击中国，结果：一人在炸立交桥时转晕桥上；一人在炸公交车时没挤上车；一人在炸超市时，炸弹遥控器被盗；一人在炸政府大楼时，被保安狂揍：“叫你讨薪，叫你上访”；一人成功炸矿，死伤数百人，潜回基地后，半年没见任何新闻报道，遂被基地组织以“撒谎罪” 处决了；一人曾尝试炸广州，结果刚出火车站就把炸药包给飞车党抢了，半天没缓过神；一人去炸中国钢铁基地铁岭，被赵本山呼悠了；最近派一女恐怖分子去炸河南，被骗去做小姐了！

Translation:

Bin Laden says: “China is the only country in the world where you absolutely cannot cause trouble! That’s because al-Qaeda once sent seven terrorists to launch a surprise attack on China, and the result was this:

When the first terrorist went to blow up a grade splitting bridge for road traffic [where one road goes on top and the other below], he got dizzy and fell over;

When the second terrorist went to blow up a bus, he couldn’t get on because it was too crowded;

When the third terrorist went to blow up a supermarket, he found that his remote detonation device had been pick-pocketed;

When the fourth terrorist went to blow a government building, he was beaten madly to pieces by security guards, who exclaimed: “We’ll teach you to demand wages and appeal to the authorities for help!”;

The fifth terrorist successfully blew up a mine and killed and injured several hundred people, yet after his clandestine return to al-Qaeda, not a single news report about the incident appeared in the media for six months, so al-Qaeda punished him for the “crime of spreading lies”;

The sixth terrorist attempted to blow up Guangzhou, yet when he exited the train station, his explosive material was forcibly stolen by the “Galloping Band” (feiche dang) of motorcycle thieves, which left him traumatized for quite some time;

The seventh terrorist went to blow up Tieling - the base of China’s steel industry - yet the sad appeals of Zhao Benshan [famous actor and comedian from northeast China] discouraged him.

Recently, a female terrorist was sent to blow up Henan, but she was hoodwinked and made a prostitute!

These aren't funny - unless you're like 15 or have a really crappy sense of humor.

I heard this but it included:
The terrorist went to blow up Tianjin but saw it was already hit.