I did not employ any levity whatsoever. If you had discerned my patois as well as you had thought, then you would have also made astute note that my verbal permutation is not archaic in the least.

Vanity, that is a conceited feign you have cast over me man. Title it as you may.

Inevitably, I am curious to the general purview of this subject I profounded by the ambited vox populi of this board.

Allow me to offer this adage 'Why do we criticize contrasts, when nobody wants to be the same?' -

Once again, I shall sternly declaim, My previous post was fraught with not an iota of flippancy.

Peace to you, though, man...

Hey, thats swell...thats great...Hip Hip...Hooor...aa..hhh..

Am I the only one who thinks Rex is most awesomest poster here ever apart from myself?

LOL! That was a joke for Rex. You other guys probably wouldn't *get* it.

Cuz it's like saying "Am I the only one apart from myself..."

But Rex would appreciate that joke, "methinks"!

Anyway, I would agree he needs to tone it down about four notches to have any hope of getting through to *this* audience.

Cuz anything besides babytalk will register as garbled nonsense to you lot.

So "goo goo gah gah" you hopeless f***tards!

Blood, Your joke was recondite and I received my moiety of that. Tee hee.

Notches, pegs, corbels, hangers, support beams...Ultimatley, they will all 'come down'...no more, we shall say, no more....

Woe to all protrusions!

Nuff mandems in BJ are wastemans, yeah. They bore at my hull with their vacuous antics and shennanigans and let mans capsize and sink. Rah!!! Im simply adding a dash of oakum to my bilge, innit yeah?
What showermans doesn't wanna comply with Archimedes Principle? Buoyancy and such..

So settle, pettle..

Actually op's employment of words is quite recondite.

Can't you make your point with some easy English words? given the fact here is an international forum, where English may not be most forumites' first language?

But I like this thread anyway.

Cheers

DL

Lo! Steve and mildred..This is addressed to all mans.

I have the capacity to slush some of the ol' plebeian argot, but I am in preference not to.

Being in this fetid City (Which I do have a penchant for) is attrition enough to exacerbate your fluency in your indigene tongue...know what mans means?

Otherwise, on my Parousia to my Homeland, I'll have dminished...Probably not all, but myself inclusive!

Tee god damned hee.

LOL okay that was funny

But yes, I too rejoice albeit silently in the maelstrom of our newest orator, the lackadaisical manner of his unexampled homespun yet prosaic eloquence being not unlike tintinnabulations of silvern bells unto my ears.

But for which intention he aims in this thread I decline to decipher, as the abundance of examples among the divergent cultures of universitas populatio may sonorously evince the presentiment that some measure of rascism is ingenerate in the human psyche.

I do, however, offer my acknowledgment of the speaker's fervor, flow and fluency of grandiloquence and meaningful mellifluousness, for where it seems an asphyxiating torrent, it is in fact a revivifying abeyance.

Anyhoo, I think racism is great.

I'm white and I just can't for the life of me figure out why all the other races haven't gotten together and wiped out mine yet.

That makes all the other races stupid, IMHO.

I'm full of fire myself.

Burns my eyes sometimes, but I subdue it.

I'm willing to perish...For words faintly suspired..

Despair not, Science, at the king's inculpable haughtyness, for as in the physical universe, thus at TheBeijinger, time by itself will bring even the most icy comet into its perihelion, and so in due course our newfound object of admiration too shall thaw and desiccate. But let us not hasten the fall of this Angel by supererogatory instigation, instead bid him answer the presumption offered, with more than expectant tommyrot of the hippie variety, and thus lend substance to his dexterous articulations. For much as the gloss of shiny paper lends mystery and appeal to a packet under the tree, of such and same magnitude is the unwelcome fizzle, when miscalculations meet expectations build.

By maundering, my reference was to Blackman.

Youre ignoratio elenchi, however; is well enjoyed. I may say, I dabbled.

Anybody who just *loves* racism should pull up a seat and settle in at

www.thenongminer.com

It's like an R&D facility for a whole new genre of anti-chinese racism, with lots of steamy fraternal hate talk bringing them together in common cause against the "nongs".

(They also talk about pooping and rubbing their penises together quite a lot.)

@LMAO

Wow, you got the knack too!

For my part, I'm not about to bust out a thesaurus or even a spell checker for that matter.

And you got the wrong idea. I don't want to instigate so much as make things move in *some* direction.

Granted though instigating *is* a good way to do that.

But Rex is solid and kindly, so why bother?

Besides, I'm totally down with making pretty floral arrangements out of words for a *while*.

Rex, your twitting beguiles the pain of needing to solicit if you are of sound mind. To the manner born, perhaps, and by which you spoke earlier, it does not bemire my lethargic eyes and mind. Pray tell, what service are you longing for with so extreme a degree of ultra-formal style? To acquire less than ridicule from your post for consideration, that be it so innocent of environmental observation, would simply border on breath-taking. For you, a man of science, surely such experimentation here will only prevail upon providing vacuousness...Yo!

You're indeed the funnest poster here though,and I hope you're not an English teacher.