I am very worried about my pussy.
- Joined: Feb 26th, 2009
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OK this will be one of the weirdest posts on the forum.
But it is true.
My cat is fascinated by water. Nothing too strange. But over the last two weeks he has got in the habit of jumping up and racing to the WC whenever I pee. Now, being a normal guy, I pushed him away to start with.
"Bad pussy!"
But then I got a bit lazy and after nailed I just gave up. So he laps up that urine excitedly.
I drink baijiu and whiskey and it seems clear to me that he is becoming an alcoholic pussy. He sleeps much more now and often with all four feet in the air.
Should I be concerned or just go with it?
He seems pretty happy, sleeps a lot, eats less and is more grumpy in the mornings.
True story.
RemmyM
Re: I am very worried about my pussy.
Remmy be pimpin' in BJ, yo!
Jamie Shorter 29
Re: I am very worried about my pussy.
Hahahahaha you are gifted!
That is one of the funniest things I have ever seen here.
Well done!
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Jamie Shorter 29
Re: I am very worried about my pussy.
By the way my gf loves ur avatar.
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Jamie Shorter 29
Re: I am very worried about my pussy.
http://www.worthyofpublishing.com/book.asp?book_ID=1059 and http://www.robertblackswriting.blogspot.com/
alex the droog
Re: I am very worried about my pussy.
how old is your cat?
Our cat used to drink out of the bog just before he carked it. Kidneys gave out.
Jamie Shorter 29
Re: I am very worried about my pussy.
About 8 months.
Yeah I don't rate his chances.
But he will have a "happy" life.
hehe.
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RemmyM
Re: I am very worried about my pussy.
Thanks but can't take credit... found it online. I'm allergic to cats actually. My ex-ex-girlfriend had 3 of them and I was constantly going to hospital.
Remmy be pimpin' in BJ, yo!
RemmyM
Re: I am very worried about my pussy.
Wait- do cats age at the same rate as dogs? That would make him about 4 years old in cat years.
A 4-year-old alkie!!!
Remmy be pimpin' in BJ, yo!
Count_zero
Re: I am very worried about my pussy.
When I was young the family cat would sometimes follow me into the bathroom.
So I started pissing on the family cat.
Don't overthink it.
justace
Re: I am very worried about my pussy.
the problem is clear,
you need to play with the pussy,
even kiss it once in a while .
rub the pussy at a steady pace.
hell, you can get a little rough with
them sometimes, it will make em happy.
no wonder why its grumpy in the mornig.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act
- George Orwell
blanco
Re: I am very worried about my pussy.
a little baijiu in his milk should do the trick.
or urine, whatever he prefers.
Owynne
Re: I am very worried about my pussy.
hey justace, I see your pussy got over it's suicide bomber tendencies.
If you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them good looking.
justace
Re: I am very worried about my pussy.
it was just that time of the month
for it. that pus gets dangerous 3-5
days a month.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act
- George Orwell
justace
Re: I am very worried about my pussy.
hey bobby,
Ive been thinking, your an older fellow,
so you should know your pussy is depressed.
I dont want to tell you what to do and you
probably know this, but if you dont give that
pussy what it needs its going to stray on you, maybe wind up
at the neighbors house or with someone that will
give it the attention it needs .show me an owner that
wont ,there is a neighbor that will.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act
- George Orwell
Owynne
Re: I am very worried about my pussy.
Omg
Well, that is coming from Justace, the proud owner of a pussy (albeit one with criminal tendencies) so he would know what he is talking about.
If you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them good looking.
justace
Re: I am very worried about my pussy.
yea I have some exp , I have handled a few of them.
they can be tricky sometimes but once you figure them out
no problem
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act
- George Orwell
alex the droog
Re: I am very worried about my pussy.
somebody obviously couldn't resist the obvious, predictable c**t 'jokes'
justace
Re: I am very worried about my pussy.
cant help it. I like pussies.
obsessed with them.never seem to get
tired of playing with them.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act
- George Orwell
Owynne
Re: I am very worried about my pussy.
Bobby's cat is a drunk wretch and yours is a potential suicide bomber at moments....Did bobby's write a book too?
If you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them good looking.
CyniCritic
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All jokes aside.
Cats usually drink out of the toilet if they don't have fresh water in their bowl or if their water bowl is dirty.
Taking a piss sounds like fresh running water to them even if it is really baijiu infused human piss.
Try cleaning his water bowl and changing the water at least once a day.
justace
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I will make sure I flush more often. adolf dont drink piss water,I would like to see that smart guy
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act
- George Orwell
inbeijing
Re: I am very worried about my pussy.
my cat likes to rush into the toilet whenever i open the door as well. I guess what CyniCritic said is right, just change the water everydau and it will be fine.
try closing the toilet door and take your cat away before you start to pee. cos if you don't educate your cat now it will become a habit and your cat will think that your penis is his watering hole!
busyman66204
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Maybe your diabetic, and all the sugar in your pee is attracting the cat???
Good luck to you, Todd
International Todd!
RemmyM
Re: I am very worried about my pussy.
I just choked my lizard!!!!
It's true.
I was feeding him lettuce and suddenly he started choking.
He was okay though, about 10 seconds later.
Whew.
note: not actual lizard
Remmy be pimpin' in BJ, yo!