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Posted Jun 18, 2009 10:48am by mattman_183

Ugh, pretty simple story this time.

I went out with my gf last night and we decided to walk around Xihai. I'd never been there before,(pretty nice) but I remember seeing club Obiwan and later down the road was a boat rental place. It was too late to rent so we went to a park adjacent to it and found a pretty private place for uh...talking. Anyways, after a few min, we hear rustling in the bushes behind us. I start throwing some things in the direction and it stops. About 10 min later some squirrels or some other cute furry animal looking to cock block me comes running out. Noise explained...or so we thought.

About like an hour later, she has to go to the bathroom, so I say wait here, ill look up the stairs and see if there is one there. I begin going up, the shrubs where we herd the noise on my right, when suddenly some guy bolts out like the fn Flash (no pun intended) pulling up his pants and takes off.

Now it was late, i drank a little before. So it took a little longer to process what i had just seen. But after a few seconds, I realized we were being watched. I got my gf, and we (carefully) checked out the area where the creeper was. Sure enough, there was a hole in the bushes where the guy could get a look at whats going on below. Not a great look, but maybe he doesnt need much. Gross.

Obviously, it ruined a very nice night for us. We didn't do anything, just making out but still, not good. Just wondering if this has ever happened to anyone else here or is this just another thing that can only happen to me?


Re: The Pervs are Watching You

Posted by: longdongsilver on Jun 18, 2009 10:58am

So you're screwing in public?

Don't you have a home?

You're the weirdo.

Re: The Pervs are Watching You

Posted by: otto on Jun 18, 2009 11:07am

squirrels? those weren't f-ing squirrels dude.

"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."

Re: The Pervs are Watching You

Posted by: longdongsilver on Jun 18, 2009 11:20am

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/play/758/

Adam Sandler "The Peeper".

One of his best old skits off one of his CDs, back when he was still funny.

Re: The Pervs are Watching You

Posted by: mattman_183 on Jun 18, 2009 11:52am
longdongsilver wrote:
So you're screwing in public?

Don't you have a home?

You're the weirdo.

No screwing, just making out.

But really, sometimes home is too far... gotta improvise right?

Re: The Pervs are Watching You

Posted by: bobby_liu on Jun 18, 2009 11:52am

op is a good man

Re: The Pervs are Watching You

Posted by: MBJ on Jun 18, 2009 11:53am

Xihai is very dirty place, i would not sit my ass on the ground there.
and you try to lay your gf there. You must be very cheap.

I should be ashame of yourself.
You only get what you are worth for

Re: The Pervs are Watching You

Posted by: Michael on Jun 18, 2009 11:55am

damn bobby, you gotta be more discreet next time.

Re: The Pervs are Watching You

Posted by: mattman_183 on Jun 18, 2009 11:58am
otto wrote:
squirrels? those weren't f-ing squirrels dude.

Yeah, actually we thought they might be those legendary hutong ferret monster things. But the real issue is not what animal they are, but that they now have a partnership with park peepers.

Re: The Pervs are Watching You

Posted by: mattman_183 on Jun 18, 2009 12:06pm
MBJ wrote:
Xihai is very dirty place, i would not sit my ass on the ground there.
and you try to lay your gf there. You must be very cheap.

I should be ashame of yourself.
You only get what you are worth for

Well, we were on some stone wall, so not exactly the ground. At night it looked very nice. gotta go back during the day, see where i actually was.

And i wasn't trying to lay her. Just looking for some heavy petting with the possibility of future dry humping. Man, how cheap do u think i am!

Re: The Pervs are Watching You

Posted by: Watson on Jun 18, 2009 12:20pm

OP you should just rent a boat and let your girlfriend do the wanky wanky thing for ya. Probably more private

Seen it before at Tuan Jie Hu park.....

Re: The Pervs are Watching You

Posted by: MBJ on Jun 18, 2009 12:20pm

This is how cheap :

http://www.chinasmack.com/pictures/old-men-doing-dirty-things-in-nanchan...

Re: The Pervs are Watching You

Posted by: bobby_liu on Jun 18, 2009 12:50pm
Watson wrote:
OP you should just rent a boat and let your girlfriend do the wanky wanky thing for ya. Probably more private

Seen it before at Tuan Jie Hu park.....

blow,,job???????? Thinking

Re: The Pervs are Watching You

Posted by: MBJ on Jun 18, 2009 1:01pm

Hey Bobby,

If you are still here wanking in front of post like that means you did not talk to the subway girl, right ?

Re: The Pervs are Watching You

Posted by: MBJ on Jun 18, 2009 1:04pm

Or was it you in the Park bobby peeping at Mattman doing his gf ?

Re: The Pervs are Watching You

Posted by: Count_zero on Jun 18, 2009 1:12pm

So you were screwing your girlfriend with someone watching?

That's HOT! Drooling

Re: The Pervs are Watching You

Posted by: the_remedy (not verified) on Jun 18, 2009 2:15pm

Maybe the guy was just taking a dump.

Watching some foreign kid fumble around with his girlfriend isn't very stimulating.

Re: The Pervs are Watching You

Posted by: javajoe on Jun 18, 2009 2:24pm
the_remedy wrote:
Maybe the guy was just taking a dump.

Watching some foreign kid fumble around with his girlfriend isn't very stimulating.

You're right. It wasn't at all stimulating. Tonight I'm just gonna sit home and watch satellite disg porno channels. OP really let me down.

Java Joe is intermittently an unendurable ball of rock-ape turd, sun-baked but malodorous withal.

Re: The Pervs are Watching You

Posted by: mattman_183 on Jun 18, 2009 8:26pm

Ha, sorry java. Ill send u a schedule.

Re: The Pervs are Watching You

Posted by: otto on Jun 18, 2009 8:32pm

CZ, who's the guy in your avatar? looks familiar

"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."

Re: The Pervs are Watching You

Posted by: wefrucar on Jun 18, 2009 8:42pm

Michael Moore?

Sometimes I feel it is maybe unbearable always be traditional Chinese girl.

Re: The Pervs are Watching You

Posted by: jas5sk on Jun 18, 2009 8:47pm

How can you be cock-blocked from having sex with your girlfriend...Wouldn't it be like, "Something in the bushes stopped us from doing what we normally do!"

Are you walking around with a woman you haven't slept with yet, and calling her your girlfriend?

Bench 400 or die trying.

Re: The Pervs are Watching You

Posted by: blucat on Jun 18, 2009 8:49pm

It's the God given right of all youngsters to get it on anywhere they wish.

It's the God given right of everyone else to watch if they can.

Re: The Pervs are Watching You

Posted by: javajoe on Jun 18, 2009 8:54pm
mattman_183 wrote:
Ha, sorry java. Ill send u a schedule.

Maybe some previews too? Outtakes, still photos, you know the drill.

Java Joe is intermittently an unendurable ball of rock-ape turd, sun-baked but malodorous withal.

Re: The Pervs are Watching You

Posted by: Count_zero on Jun 18, 2009 8:55pm
otto wrote:
CZ, who's the guy in your avatar? looks familiar

Dunno, just found it online.

I guess he works for Beijing Time Out.

Re: The Pervs are Watching You

Posted by: bobby_liu on Jun 18, 2009 9:05pm

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Re: The Pervs are Watching You

Posted by: the_remedy (not verified) on Jun 18, 2009 9:46pm

The avatar shenanigans are making me giggle like a girl.

Re: The Pervs are Watching You

Posted by: EnglishBounder on Jun 18, 2009 10:06pm
MBJ wrote:
This is how cheap :

http://www.chinasmack.com/pictures/old-men-doing-dirty-things-in-nanchan...

From that same web site.
http://www.chinasmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/jingzhou-offical-we...

Why is there a noose next to her head?
GJ on a hacking that web site as well.

Re: The Pervs are Watching You

Posted by: wefrucar on Jun 18, 2009 10:46pm
the_remedy wrote:
The avatar shenanigans are making me giggle like a girl.

Damnit, remedy, this is super serious, okay?

Sometimes I feel it is maybe unbearable always be traditional Chinese girl.

Re: The Pervs are Watching You

Posted by: MBJ on Jun 18, 2009 11:55pm

I think Admin is very happy because he had sex yesterday...
he sounds like an over powered Booby Liu.

Re: The Pervs are Watching You

Posted by: the_remedy (not verified) on Jun 19, 2009 10:16pm

wefrucar, did you add that hat and the chopsticks to your avatar?

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