Milking the queer kuai.
- Joined: Mar 25th, 2006
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I’ve been thinking recently that a good way to get rich quick in Beijing would be to tap into the largely unexploited gay market. About 40 percent of the Chinese guys I know are fairies and they’re not poor either - seen the drink prices at Mesh? Beijing must have bloody millions of ‘em!
In the west, gays demand everything be tailored to their “lifestyle choice”. They don’t go to a normal bar, it has to be a gay bar. They don’t listen to normal music, they have to have their own special genre (house). They don’t go on holiday, they have to do “gay travel”.
Coincidentally, I read in this month’s T1m3 0ut magazine an interview with some gays who are running a homosexuals business directory. They describe Beijing as not gay business friendly. True, very true. But what potential! I’m just salivating at the thought of Beijing gayers’ bulging wads!
So ... how to get the benders to loosen up their purse strings?
yriafhtoot (not verified)
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1. It's hard if you are not a gay yourself.
2. Make sure its legality.
Start as a pimp?
Count_zero
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> 1. It's hard if you are not a gay yourself.
That’s probably true. Back in England I had a gay landlord, also a successful entrepreneur. One day when we were walking through town he pointed at a building and said “Me ‘n Martin were thinking of opening a gay bar there.” I pointed out that there was already a gar bar and a gar club nearby. “That’s right,” he said. “But gays don’t like to walk.”
Not being a gay I didn’t realise this.
yriafhtoot (not verified)
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Gar? = Gay?
Idea of gay hotels... Make some gay friends first, at least. Investigate more of current gay bar scenes.
Gay business is still too early here in China. Read through CONSTITUTION OF PRC. Fringe.
Count_zero
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> Gar? = Gay?
Yeah, in Bristol we sometimes turn Ys into Rs.
"Saturdar and Sundar", "She's a reet good lar", etc
yriafhtoot (not verified)
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ok
stcroix2bj
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The travel industry already knows what you suppose. Gays usually don't have the same "family" expense that heterosexual couples do, so more of their income is disposable. They are all about supporting businesses that they think are supporting them.
MrTang
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Thats cause their arse ole is sore...
Im a f-ing Idiot.
Count_zero
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Good point, Mr Tang – sore bottoms!
Ultra-soft bicycle saddles might prove popular.
bobby_liu
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what???zero you want manipulate the beijing gay industry??????????????
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today i just know my belived zero is a GAY!!!
UFCtrainer
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You spent night and day thinking about how to tap gays?
I’ve seen what you look like Count Creepy, seems to me you tapped your share of queers.
petersblog2 wrote:
Paul
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Just an observation, but don't gays go to gay bars because they don't want to get the sh*t kicked out of them when they make a pass at some straight guy? Also, kinda makes life a bit simpler. I mean imagine your gay, even if you don't get beaten up, since only one in ten people is gay, then you're gonna have to go through a lot of unavailable men before you get to the honey so to speak.
Just thought your idea that gays 'want their own bars' wasn't strictly true.
Not that I'm wanting to rain on your gay parade though.
But yeah, would be hard to run a gay business if you're not gay yourself.
Best idea would be to get your best gay buddy who knows about business and be a silent partner.
Gay boutique hotel would be a goer, I doubt Beijing's got one of them, they've only recently got straight ones for christ sake.
posbj
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1) The one in Ten statistic, which was for the USA, is a misnomer. It originated in the Kinsey Report. Kinsey himself was bisexual.
Look at the make up of the questionaire. Look at the parameters.
The 10% was homosexual experiences not practicing homosexuals and their terms were very broad.
There are lies, damn lies, then statistics.
2) How would you tell the difference, visually, between a straight chinese guy and a gay? Pink polo shirts? Holding hands?
stcroix2bj
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CZ's new reality show on CCTV ... queer kuai for the laowai
Count_zero
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> 2) How would you tell the difference, visually, between a straight chinese guy and a gay? Pink polo shirts? Holding hands?
Of and in itself that is a good question. How would one visually distinguish between a Chinese gay and a normal man? It's simply not possible.
In terms of business, however, this is not a issue. The sore-assed chows who queue up for my ultra-soft bike saddles are batty bois, those who do not, are not.
There is no necessity to identify them visually.
posbj
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So instead of bar stools, which would avoid the misunderstanding that might be caused by asking;
"could you push my stool in?",
you recommend using bicycle saddles at the bar?
UFCtrainer
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Was he carrying a candy bar and asking you to help him find his lost poodle?
If you have any self respect you’ll do whatever it takes to delete this topic, change your screen name, delete your hard drive, or set fire to your computer!
No hard feelings, kid (seriously, if there are you are a sick fruit).
petersblog2 wrote:
BeijingDays
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U guys can't tell if a guy is gay? women can tell when another woman is bi or a lesbian.
Anyone who writes ten reviews is absolved of all sins-Admin ( on the thread of open letter to Jamie Shorter )
BeijingDays
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Iam sure you are quite a hot self-assured thing in real life, but can you imagine picking up some hot Chinese chick and she asks you what you do and you tell her that you opened and run a gay bar?
Anyone who writes ten reviews is absolved of all sins-Admin ( on the thread of open letter to Jamie Shorter )
UFCtrainer
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I’ll clue you in, babe.
If a guys talks about wanting to open a gay bar and then complains about the prices of the drinks at the other gay establishment- chances are he’s gay.
And
If a guy tells you that the pews at a Mormon church are in need of paint, and that the magic garments they sell are falling apart in the washing machine- chances are he is a Mormon.
petersblog2 wrote:
bcomplex
Re: Milking the queer kuai.
How dare you!! don't insult the count
He's not gay....He's just a pedophile with yellow fever
Count_zero
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Thanks man.
Some people are so rude on here!
bobby_liu
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you just know that??? haha
im f***ed by them for many times
take care zero!
OutOfTowner
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Anyone care to comment on their experiences with "Milking the Queers?"