Top 10 Things China Needs To Become A Truly Developed Country

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#10: Strip Clubs/Strippers

Everyone knows that in every developed country in the world you can go and watch young ladies (or laddies, if you're into that) take their clothes off in public, all the whilst enjoying your favourite beverage. This is something China needs right now!

As evidence of this, go to any strip club in any western country and you'll see it will be filled with Chinese male students spending the money their parents gave them for their education on tips and lap dances.

Remmy be pimpin' in BJ, yo!

#9: Casinos

Hong Kong and Macao don't count... gambling should be made available to all Chinese! Let's face it, gambling is part of Chinese culture! It is as much "Chinese" as Shark Fin Soup and Mah Jong!

Denying the majority of Chinese the thrill of losing all their money playing roulette or black jack is just wrong!

As above, visit any casino overseas and it will be full of Chinese.

#8 true personality liberation -- that is the only thing I dream.So I don't have to face so many hypocritical people and feel so twisty in heart.

#8: Comic stores/Collectible shops/toy stores

The child or geek in all of us needs this crap! The only available stuff here is 2nd or 3rd rate Japanese trash. Where's my 12" Silent Bob collectible? Huh? Huh?!?

What's more, 99% of this stuff is made in China! Why bother exporting it when it could be sold here?

silkywave3 wrote:
#8 true personality liberation -- that is the only thing I dream.So I don't have to face so many hypocritical people and feel so twisty in heart.

Oh, well I was close with my #8.

RemmyM wrote:
silkywave3 wrote:
#8 true personality liberation -- that is the only thing I dream.So I don't have to face so many hypocritical people and feel so twisty in heart.

Oh, well I was close with my #8.


Smile

#7: kick-ass live concerts

Man, I used to go to concerts almost weekly. The Stones, R.E.M., Nirvana, Sex Pistols (re-formed), Dire Straits, Bee Gees, Simply Red, Counting Crows, The Who.. seen 'em all! The closest I've been in China was seeing Public Enemy... minus Flavor Flav and Terminator X (meaning it was a Chuck D solo show)!

#6: "Wendy's"

Okay, Burger King was a good start (albeit only available at Terminal 3). Next step needs to be "Wendy's." I need me some chili 'n' cheese, nacho salad and bacon/mushroom cheese melt burgers now!

#5: Home karaoke machines

It makes sense! Chinese people love KTV! Why not do it at home?!? 160,000,000 Japanese have discovered the joys of warbling "Take me to your heart" in the privacy of their own abode! Seriously, if I had enough money to invest I would start a home karaoke machine business. It's money for the taking!!

RemmyM wrote:
#5: Home karaoke machines

It makes sense! Chinese people love KTV! Why not do it at home?!? 160,000,000 Japanese have discovered the joys of warbling "Take me to your heart" in the privacy of their own abode! Seriously, if I had enough money to invest I would start a home karaoke machine business. It's money for the taking!!


It looks cool,in fact,there is Karaoke machine in china now,but not so cool.It is just a DVD + a microphone.

#4: Cricket

Yes, cricket. No developed, civilised country is without it.

great stuff. but 10, 8, 5 and even 4 (on the amateur level) is already here

=P~ i'm hungry now!!!

heading to KFC for the double layer chicken chestnut burger after work!!!!!!!!!!!!!yay!!!!!!

admin wrote:
great stuff. but 10, 8, 5 and even 4 (on the amateur level) is already here

Well you could start me off by pointing me in the direction of a collectible store........ t'would be greatly appreciated!

^ nanluguxiang is chock full of them (mostly old tin toys and cultural revolution nostalgia)

#3: (Legal) porn


Not that that I watch it, but- let's face it- it's a 10 billion dollar industry in the U.S.

...Who doesn't want a piece of that? (the industry, I mean)

admin wrote:
^ nanluguxiang is chock full of them (mostly old tin toys and cultural revolution nostalgia)

Ah. I'm more looking for this kinda thing:

..But the old stuff is good too.

#2: Pies

I'm talkin' mince pies, steak pies, potato top pies (see pic), curry pies, steak and mushroom pies...

The closest I've seen in China were the pies at the Aussie pub in Hong Kong. They were.... okay.

Nothing- nothing!- beats a piping hot pie on a cold winter morning while you're standing at a bus stop having missed breakfast.

Nothing.

By the way, those pastries at The Lido are okay but nowhere near like a good ol' kiwi pie!

RemmyM wrote:
admin wrote:
^ nanluguxiang is chock full of them (mostly old tin toys and cultural revolution nostalgia)

Ah. I'm more looking for this kinda thing:

..But the old stuff is good too.

in limited quantities, you can find them in Nanluoguxiang and also Gulou Dongdajie (where all the pirate xbox stores are)

there was one of these types of places in Tongli Studios or Sanlitun 3.3 as well but i haven't set foot in either of those hell-holes in a few months so i can't recall the details

#1: Murph and the Magic Tones

Herbie wrote:
#1: Murph and the Magic Tones

My list is complete.

Thanks, herbie!

RemmyM wrote:
#4: Cricket

Yes, cricket. No developed, civilised country is without it.

Cricket....that's gay baseball, right?

bobby_liu wrote:
=P~ i'm hungry now!!!

heading to KFC for the double layer chicken chestnut burger after work!!!!!!!!!!!!!yay!!!!!!

...and a delicious eggtard for dessert?

Monkey King wrote:
bobby_liu wrote:
=P~ i'm hungry now!!!

heading to KFC for the double layer chicken chestnut burger after work!!!!!!!!!!!!!yay!!!!!!

...and a delicious eggtard for dessert?


you are brilliuant!!!
i didnt have enough lunch, so i went to KFC after work.

me: i dont know its name, it's "double chick layer with chestnut.."
casher gal: XXX
me: ya!!! thats the one!!! :)
cashier gal: we dont have it.
me: what???
me:...
me: then... let me get a chicken burger, not spicy one.
how much do you sell eggtard for?
her: 5 yuan each, 1 box, 22 yuan, 5 yuan saved.
me: okay,1 box please.

Biggrin

bobby_liu wrote:

me: then... let me get a chicken burger, not spicy one.
how much do you sell eggtard for?
her: 5 yuan each, 1 box, 22 yuan, 5 yuan saved.
me: okay,1 box please.

Biggrin

Bobby the only problem is that there are no burgers at KFC.

what?
then what do you cal it????
:B

bobby_liu wrote:
what?
then what do you cal it????
:B

A Chicken Sandwich

I cast my fu[i][/i]cking vote to #3. Yeah, we need porn, especially the legal one.

zhenlai wrote:
bobby_liu wrote:
what?
then what do you cal it????
:B

A Chicken Sandwich

Oh, Chicken Sandwich! Chicken Sandwich!

I love Chicken Sandwich, I love (legal) porn.

China needs a dunkin donuts!!!!

bobby_liu wrote:
me:...
me: then... let me get a chicken burger, not spicy one.
how much do you sell eggtard for?
her: 5 yuan each, 1 box, 22 yuan, 5 yuan saved.
me: okay,1 box please.

Biggrin

I don't understand how could you have possibly saved 5 yuan by paying 22 yuan for a box of egg turd that is sold individually for 5 yuan each? If you got 6 turd, you saved 8 yuan; with 5 turd, you saved 3 yuan. KFC cheats?