American girls expect to be taken to an expensive restaurant even if they are not good looking.

European girls have learned not to expect sh*t.

European girls can find places on a map...American girls can't

wow

American girls are loud.

European girls are cultured, usually speak several languages, are well-read and interesting.

Don't worry David, you'll never get within 20 feet of one of them.

Well, I haven't seen it in China certainly.

Yes. Aussie and British girls frighten me.

Sometimes they don't take no for an answer...

And I am over-generalizing, it's just that you meet a lot of loud, American/British/Aussie fatties in Beijing.

I see a lot of them in groups at bars, they are terrifying. They usually have one hot chick smothered in between all the flabby arms and barbecue sauce.

Hairy armpits vs an accent like nails down a blackboard.

Take your pick.

Speaking of hairy armpits... my American friend nailed this Irish girl a couple times back a few years ago in Qingdao... a bunch of us were tripping on pills down by the ocean when she goes, "let's go skinny dipping!" and proceeds to disrobe.

She had a decent body, but even by the moonlight you could see the massive swatch of pubic hair and the buckwheat in a headlock armpits...

Oh how I laughed and laughed, and tormented him for days. He never f***ed her again to my knowledge... and how he did the first couple of times is beyond my comprehension.

Aussie girl overheard at a bar:

"Are you girls pissed yet or what? f*** me, I'm so hungry I could eat the arse out of a low flying duck. Let's go on to Maccers!"

It's not fair to blame Rotten Ronnie's for every fat girl though.

There are so many other factors, including the refusal to do anything but walk slowly on a treadmill.

HAHAHAH ...Was the guy blind or drunk off his ass? Jesus, I thought Gerrard got arrested again... The other two are ghastly enough, but this chick is a dead ringer for Steven Gerrard

True.

False.

True.

The American loud squawking voice grinds on you more but both you need to avoid eye contact other wise they coming running over for a chat.

Spain is an alright place but the Brits there is the reason many of us other Brits stay away.... India? Goa used to be fine and funky (all sorts there) Anjuna is quite dangerous these days because muggers and robbers know the police won't follow up.