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Chinese music teachers are crap

My girlfriend's having a piano lesson now. The teacher is teaching her "Twinkle twinkle little star" and all that do-re-mi crap.

My first guitar lesson, I learnt "Nightmoves" by Bob Seger.

I can't read music but I can play hundreds of songs on guitar.

Why the preoccupation with "formal" learning?

I said "Chinese music teachers" but maybe it's piano teachers in general.........

Hmm...

Oh, and while I'm on the subject: Chinese parents, do you all think your little emperor/empress is going to be another Beethoven? Or, Richard Clayderman?
Give it up.

Remmy be pimpin' in BJ, yo!


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Agree with you there Remmy.
Tab made it so easy to learn songs, and there was never any need for formal guitar lessons. I id take one lesson and spent half of it watching the guy trying to tune my guitar to the same as his.

I don't about anything about piano, though I would guess it's a little more involved than the guitar.

Chinese parents should give it up on lots of things and start promoting mediocrity to their children. Not everyone can become a professional dancer or musician.

Sometimes the same is different, but mostly, it's the same.

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not piano teachers, but most chinese teachers are stupid

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Is remmy's gf a chinese? Curious to know. Cowboy
All girls after learning piano or ballet will become some graceful.

Married

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come on...doesn't everything have to start with the fundamentals, esp. piano?

I have no idea, I can't play sh*t

on the other hand, every sport I've played, everything I've learned has started with basics. Most people benefit from at least a foundation of general knowledge.

Perhaps it's because not everyone can be a natural, that teachers focus on the basics. Otherwise just do it your f-ing self.

what would you have your girlfriend focus on in the beginning?

somewhat related-people who deride the study of basic latin in school are unimaginative shitheels

"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."

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No, semi-retard, have u ever read Beethoven's story?

It's not very easy to fk life, but to be fked by life is always you have to endure.

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Perhaps its the approach, Twinkle Twinkle little star doesn't have much of a background, Bach "The Well-Tempered Clavier", Handel or Mozart would be a great place to start.

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if they're kids, they should learn the fundamentals. if they're much older and not planning to play music professionally, why bother?

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I had a Chinese drum teacher a while ago. We pretty much got stuck straight in but then I guess with drums it's basically pick up the sticks and start hitting the skins.

I have heard that if you have lessons for something like guzheng you have to study sitting position, the correct angle your head should be at, how to flourish your hands the correct way, etc.

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Count_zero wrote:
flourish your hands the correct way.

Mmm, flourish hands.

Sometimes the same is different, but mostly, it's the same.

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The most important is knowing "why u have to do that", but not knowing "how to do that".

It's not very easy to fk life, but to be fked by life is always you have to endure.

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Learning the fundamentals is boring, but pretty essential in piano.
In order to become better at anything beyond playing memorized pieces (though if that's all you want to do, that's fine, too), you need to perfect the basics and understand music theory.
Ask any high level pianist and they'll tell you when they were starting out they probably spent hours just playing scales. Personally I'd be bored to tears, but hey, do what ya gotta do.

In this case, can't really blame the Chinese. Then again, if your girlfriend spent any more than twenty minutes on "twinkle twinkle little star" then maybe this teacher needs to stick to children.

Sometimes I feel it is maybe unbearable always be traditional Chinese girl.

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RemmyM wrote:
Why the preoccupation with "formal" learning?

Because Chinese people don't know how to teach. Same thing with language, you go to a big school like BLCU and it's one chapter a day, 50 words per chapter. Meanwhile all of those words are related to acrobatics or Chairman Mao commemorative plates. Not one phrase to help you bargain for pair of apples.

It would be better if your girlfriend found a student from one of the music universities. Students seem to be better at teaching because they see the fault in their own teachers.

There must be some "how to suck and frustrate your students" class at the graduate level for the quality of teachers here to be so bad.

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For anyone interested in synths (hey why stick with one sound?)

Jordan Rudess (Dream Theater) has some amazing videos worth hunting down, he's a virtuoso but his lessons go right from the beginning.

Here's his well put together website, worth a serious look!

http://www.jordanrudess.com/

There are alternatives....

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f-ing schlang schlang...
that guy has all the musicality of a dead germ floating in piss...
chinese music teachers?
those 3 words can not be taken seriously when they are all in one sentence
and in that order...
im not gonna go into the whole 'why get into formal learning' b.s.
those who do, know why,
those who dont are exposed to a miniscule part of music...
if its the only thing they want out of music, fine,
but not starting from the basics, not going deeper into what it all means, why its done as it is,
is like reading cliff notes on great literary works....

and one thing id like to point out, think of it what you will.
1 billion chinese.
1 lang lang.
(yo-yo ma is an american, schooled in paris...)
and its not for lack of trying...
plenty of chinese music students for BA or MA degrees around the world.
hundreds of thousands of music students in the country
(also doing summer programs abroad...)
where do they end up?
last stands strings in an orchestra anywhere or back home teaching...
some things are just not meant to be
and this whole thing is starting to look a little bit like sisyphus pushing that rock.
i know im generalizing enormously
but in my entire music career, of close to 20 years now,
around the world i have never been impressed by a chinese classical musician...
i am highly critical but believe me even with my standards of 'good western art music'
i am amazed at a huge number of artists from around the world...
chinese...? never heard one that id like to hear again or buy their albums...
when it comes to chinese music,
ive been blown away by some artists' musicality but classical...
for now...they've only proven they have no idea what it means...

i realize the level of douchebaginess i just presented myself at
but as i have shown many a time on many occasions,
i expect the highest level of quality in music
before i could call it good
and only top level artists can produce it and re-produce it constantly

most definitely, i am not talking about lang lang there...

oh yeah? well, let me ask you this: shut up!
contemporary china = crouching tension, hidden anger.

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otto wrote:
come on...doesn't everything have to start with the fundamentals, esp. piano?

I just don't think it's necessary. I can't play piano but I used to make my own demo tapes (4 track) and I'd put down a simple piano riff using an electronic keyboard... I found piano tabs online... and it sounded good.

This kinda thing is all someone really needs to start, methinks:

Oh, and "Twinkle twinkle.." was the whole class apart from a bunch of scales.

Count: I once knew a drum teacher who would make his students learn to read "drum music" (whatever that is).

Another guy- sounds like your teacher- gave me a 30-second drum lesson: "Put your foot here, hit this one like this, hit this one like this..." and I can play a semi-decent beat on the drums from that.

That's the kinda learning I like.

And, yeah- sorry forget who said it- but it's true: Chinese language teachers do the same thing in my experience. I knew a Chinese Japanese teacher who'd spend the whole lesson on repeat-after-me hiragana practise: "ka, ki, ku, ke, ko. Ka, ki, ku, ke, ko..."

He did this for weeks.

Damn, give me two weeks and I'll have you counting, shopping, picking up girls in Japanese.

Remmy be pimpin' in BJ, yo!

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What I can't stand most about all of that mediocre Chinese pop music constantly on TV here is the fact that no one ever, EVER plays a musical instrument. It's always just someone singing to a recorded track. Lipsynching, probably, as often as not.

Watching and listening to it would be so much less loathsome if someone occasionally showed the slightest bit of musical talent.

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
--Charles de Gaulle

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When I was a kid, I gave up learning it after a year or more, among which I had to sit in the music class to learn the fundamental stuff. I still remember that at the end of each class we would have a dictation of a short music passage – firstly the teacher gave us a standard tone A(la), and then played a short passage with like 4-6 lines on the piano, for three times, sometimes more, and we should write it down.

Now I'm not sure if it was a normal thing, but I did think it was, or maybe a must.

Then when I was in high school I had a very good friend who plays the piano well, I sometimes asked her to teach me, but each time I would close the book and just follow after her demonstration. That was great, but I think what I'd learned in the music class back then did help me pick it up faster.

And last time when I visited home I surprisingly found that my dad had bought a 扬琴(a quite traditional Chinese instrument) home and he could even play a very familiar Cantonese music! Although not so fluently, was really impressed!! Now that I think I could resume my piano learning after I retire. Hah!

Dear god, make me a bird, so I can fly far, far far away from here.

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YYZ,
dictation is pretty important.
this exercise develops your hearing which is very important if you get serious about music.
it helps you play in tune for one!
if you decide to learn without books,
it takes less time listening to a piece you like
before you can play it on your own.
actually, listening to a tune you like and trying to play it is exactly what dictation is...
except when a lame piano teacher does it for a whole class,
and not telling anyone why they're doing this...well, its just lame...

and what you said about you quitting...
pretty much 99% of people in the world...
awful teachers kill the interest and enjoyment in music and thats it.

oh yeah? well, let me ask you this: shut up!
contemporary china = crouching tension, hidden anger.

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My teacher chose the book " Beye Basic Piano Tutorial" (拜厄钢琴基本教程) for me without offering "Twinkle twinkle little star" .
that is the basic piano lessons.

"Twinkle twinkle little star" is always offered in electronic organ which is easy to learn.

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The Lizard King wrote:
it helps you play in tune for one!
if you decide to learn without books,
it takes less time listening to a piece you like
before you can play it on your own.
actually, listening to a tune you like and trying to play it is exactly what dictation is...

So I was right! Wink
But if I finally resume the learning, probably the book is still needed, coz not many people have the gift to just dictate a complicated composition. But I suppose as long as we're not trying to become a professional musician, either way could be enjoyable.

The Lizard King wrote:
and what you said about you quitting...
pretty much 99% of people in the world...
awful teachers kill the interest and enjoyment in music and thats it.

Probably the interest isn't killed, but the desire of learning more seriously is rebated, and enjoyment becomes torturing, sadly, like me. But in my case, it maybe mainly because I'm just the lazybones! Haha!

And another fact is that I doubt how many children nowadays learn the instruments simply because of interest, I guess there are a lot who are arranged to learn it because their parents think that would make them become more competitive in the society.

Dear god, make me a bird, so I can fly far, far far away from here.

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silkywave3 wrote:
Is remmy's gf a chinese?

A Chinese what..?!?

Worried

Remmy be pimpin' in BJ, yo!

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RemmyM wrote:
silkywave3 wrote:
Is remmy's gf a chinese?

A Chinese what..?!?

Worried

Wow,lovely remmy becomes zhenlai,so a chinese girl,is she?
Or a kiwi girl? Beautiful?

Married

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Having taught young children (5 to 13) music for several years in a school music program, let me give you the low-down on what happens with the piano and piano teachers.

100 children start learning the piano.
99 have stopped after 2 or 3 years because of the absolutely interest killing style in which it is taught.
The remaining one child goes on to become a piano teacher, thus perpetuating the cycle.

This is not confined to Chinese piano teachers.
It is world wide.

In regards to the Chinese parents forcing their kids to learn-(as do Jewish parents, right LK?)-that is as much about developing discipline and because of the positive neurological effects on the brain as it is about music.

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RemmyM wrote:
otto wrote:
come on...doesn't everything have to start with the fundamentals, esp. piano?

I just don't think it's necessary. I can't play piano but I used to make my own demo tapes (4 track) and I'd put down a simple piano riff using an electronic keyboard... I found piano tabs online... and it sounded good.

This kinda thing is all someone really needs to start, methinks:

Oh, and "Twinkle twinkle.." was the whole class apart from a bunch of scales.

Count: I once knew a drum teacher who would make his students learn to read "drum music" (whatever that is).

Another guy- sounds like your teacher- gave me a 30-second drum lesson: "Put your foot here, hit this one like this, hit this one like this..." and I can play a semi-decent beat on the drums from that.

That's the kinda learning I like.

And, yeah- sorry forget who said it- but it's true: Chinese language teachers do the same thing in my experience. I knew a Chinese Japanese teacher who'd spend the whole lesson on repeat-after-me hiragana practise: "ka, ki, ku, ke, ko. Ka, ki, ku, ke, ko..."

He did this for weeks.

Damn, give me two weeks and I'll have you counting, shopping, picking up girls in Japanese.

sign me up for that japanese crash course
ko-knee-chi-wa

In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act
- George Orwell

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3 weeks later and they're still doing "Twinkle twinkle little star."

Remmy be pimpin' in BJ, yo!

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justace wrote:
sign me up for that japanese crash course
ko-knee-chi-wa

Kon-ni-chi-wa, but close. Smile

Remmy be pimpin' in BJ, yo!

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Hey Guys,

Is it possible to hire a student from the the university, that is common in english and has no problem to work for 50 rmbs per hour?

Thanks
Päddu

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pi wrote:
if they're kids, they should learn the fundamentals. if they're much older and not planning to play music professionally, why bother?

The fundamental thing about learning anything in music is listening to as much as possible, that's the best start a student can get, intervals and dynamics are embedded naturally.

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Herbz wrote:
pi wrote:
if they're kids, they should learn the fundamentals. if they're much older and not planning to play music professionally, why bother?

The fundamental thing about learning anything in music is listening to as much as possible, that's the best start a student can get, intervals and dynamics are embedded naturally.

My father was a carpenter when I was a little child. He often worked at home. I always sing songs out of tune, but I do not realize it. Sad

Comfortable.

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Betcha make a mean coffee table though.

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