good list.

I especially hate Ellen Degeneres. When she starts dancing on her stupid show I feel like throwing windmill punches and projectile vomiting at the same time.

a kind of punch and puke sprinkler, if you will

That's the funniest thing I've read in a long time...

Punch and puke sprinkler.

Some other celebrity recently mocked her stupid dancing... can't remember who.

That's an excellent list, except for Jessica Simpson.

Hotness always justifies additional tolerance, unless the hottie has proven herself extremely stupid, a la Paris Hilton.

Simpson has pushed the envelope in that regard, but isn't quite there yet.

Seen "The Dukes of Hazard"? One can overlook a lot with Daisy.

Also:

Perez Hilton (I hate that I have to know who this person is.)

Old Harrison Ford with earring.

David Schwimmer (sp?) Ross from Friends.

Julia Roberts

All of the women from "Sex in the City".

That gay guy from Will and Grace

Will.

Grace.

i f-ing love Simon Cowell.

Well, I don't really, but I love how he reduces idiotic people to tears on national TV. It's a joy to watch. Some wide-eyed young starlet, all the hopes and dreams in her heart, and he comes out with the most brutally nasty sh*t imaginable to man. I love it.

But he's a c**t for actually foisting the sh*t onto us once the reality TV show is finished.

The show=good for a laugh.

Boy bands/muppet karaoke singers all over the media=shite.

I really f-ing hate Jordan. What an evil piece of sh*t she is. That slug has managed the unmanageable: making people like Peter Andre.

I f-ing hate:

Didier Drogba
Cristiano Ronaldo
Jimmy Carr
Chris Martin/Gwyneth Paltrow
Jade Goody, I don't care if she's dead, her spirit is lingering like a particularly viscous cabbage fart
That c**t singer from Bloc Party, Kele Okerekeorsomething
Tom Cruise
Ashley Cole
Chris Moyles

You name 13 people here. I've heard of 3 of them. But of those three, I definitely agree with Paltrow and Cruise.

Not sure why I can't stand Paltrow, but I can't

agree

Richard Simmons!

Letterman had the right idea.

In China I'd go with Da Shan.

wha happun?

what bugs me is he always has some little social message or political crap which just annoys the sh*t out of me.

if anything, I have no social message or any point whatsoever.

is that asocial in the german sense, or asocial in the way a normal human would use the term?

not that I give a sh*t.

don't answer that.

f*** you

well no, I pitched him a watermelon, and he gives me "asocial", which is a little obnoxious, but that's alright.

actually I don't get "asocial" as an epithet. what's the big deal?