Awesome.

The Hoff knows how to party.

I loved the video where he was eating the hamburger off the floor, shirtless.

KNIGHT RIDER!

Thanks,but...

That's some antics to add to his list.
I saw a TV show with a guy talking about how he was The Hoff's driving partner in the Gumball 3000 Rally one year.
He said it was a little crazy at times and related a story about standing next to him at the urinal talking. He noticed that the Hoff was holding his nut sack thinking it was his schlong while piss ran down his leg. He was off his face and didn't even notice, just kept the conversation rolling, zipped up and went back to the party business as usual.
The guy knows how to party.

Yeah, I'm f-ing dying off these Hasselhoff stories. The man is a legend.

That nut-sack tale is genius!!

You named your forum ID after moir Xelium?

Kiwi from UK? Like if you were a female stalker, I would definitely let you blow me (depending upon the state of your teeth and overall oral hygiene) but hey, you are a guy, just can tell, a retarded mentally disturbed guy.

But glad to see I got to you. Goddammn, the next step is dem razorblades for you and UFC, they are feeling rejected and lonely and this is a good sign for me to revive them.

Anyway back to the topic, the guy is OK, a happy drunk, no violence, he just needs to get more real people around him.

OK so he got off his face and pissed the bed in a hotel and got drunk eating a hamburger.

Get the cameras off of him if they care about him. Hide that sh*t. They are probably feeding off of his money and success like leeches anyway, so that is why they allow the cameras I guess. A huge pressure is fame.

At least he is himself.

The pressure on the Hoff must be huge. So many highs and lows in his career over the years. Think of all the after show parties, grand openings, red carpet gigs and Walmart openings. He would have seen all levels of it.
Just imagine his ego inflating and deflating time after time, year after year. You can't keep up with these sort of demands without a little chemical assistance.
He was once a big time singer in Germany.

DON'T f-ing DISS THE HOFF OR I'LL KICK THE f-ing sh*t OUT OF YOU!!!

I'M DEAD SERIOUS!!!

I LOVE HE!!!

He's still huge there, right? Like the French and Jerry Lewis.

He's one man taking substance abuse to the next level. Always pushing the envelope.
How much longer can his body take it?

Where will it end Hoff, where?

I just hope it won't be the 'drunken, choking on your own vomit while you're asleep death' which seems so popular with celebrities.
He deserves better than that.

"Thisss is messs." - The 'Hoff

Strange but true story - my sister got married in Italy when I was about 14, and so we did all the touristy stuff in Florence/Rome/etc - anyway, we're in the Sistine Chapel, and who should walk in but David f-ing Hasselhoff himself. He is very tall in person by the way.

Dave's new gig...

(A.A. is Alcoholics Anonymous for our Chinese friends)