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Posted Oct 26, 2009 6:09pm by Niu Bi

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Top 5 fish (to cook with/eat):

1. Salmon
2. Bass
3. Trout
4. Beluga
5. Dolphin

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Re: Make a List

Posted by: otto on Oct 26, 2009 6:10pm

beluga and dolphin aren't fish

I agree with 1 and 3. Bass is ass

2 should be bluefin tuna

4 should be pike

I don;t care after that

"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."

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Re: Make a List

Posted by: Niu Bi on Oct 26, 2009 6:11pm

Top 5 office supplies:

1. Pen
2. Stapler
3. Laminater
4. Comfortable chair
5. White Out

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Re: Make a List

Posted by: Niu Bi on Oct 26, 2009 6:15pm

Top 5 Cars

1. '69 Z28
2. '70 Malibu
3. '69 Charger
4. '81 Fiesta
5. '83 Datsun 280zx

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Posts: 6,410

Re: Make a List

Posted by: Count_zero on Oct 26, 2009 6:19pm

The first five letters of the alphabet

1. A
2. B
3. C
4. D
5. E

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Re: Make a List

Posted by: silkywave3 on Oct 26, 2009 6:32pm

The first five retards
1.droog
2.loserjuana
3.count_zero
4.Nomadz
5.bcomplex

Married

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Posts: 2,415

Re: Make a List

Posted by: Jamie Shorter 39 on Oct 26, 2009 6:32pm

My 5 stalkers in order of prowess:

1. UFC
2. Monkey King
3. Bcomplex
4. Xelium
5. The Remedy.

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Re: Make a List

Posted by: Niu Bi on Oct 26, 2009 6:42pm

Top 5 leisure activities:

1. Snowboarding
2. Backyard BBQs
3. Roadtrips
4. Drinking alcohol
5. Reading

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Re: Make a List

Posted by: Niu Bi on Oct 26, 2009 6:51pm

Top 5 musical acts:

1. Band of Horses
2. Fever Ray
3. Radiohead
4. The Shins
5. Deerhunter

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Re: Make a List

Posted by: Count_zero on Oct 26, 2009 6:55pm

Things you find in a kitchen

1. Spoon
2. Flour
3. Washing up liquid
4. Tap
5. Egg whisk

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Re: Make a List

Posted by: Monkey King on Oct 26, 2009 6:56pm

Top 5 Emotions/Moods That Should Have Emoticons

1. Nonplussed
2. Schadenfreude
3. Clinical Depression
4. Utter Indifference
5. Anal Retentive

Happy New Year 2Bi! I hereby grant you early release for a month of good behavior.
Don't violate your parole though, naughty naughty!

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Re: Make a List

Posted by: Monkey King on Oct 26, 2009 6:58pm

Temperature of my last 5 McDonald's delivery orders

1. Cold
2. Lukewarm
3. Cold
4. Cold
5. Cold

Happy New Year 2Bi! I hereby grant you early release for a month of good behavior.
Don't violate your parole though, naughty naughty!

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Re: Make a List

Posted by: Niu Bi on Oct 26, 2009 7:00pm

That's a good list, MK

Top 5 gestures:

1. Hand shake
2. A-ok
3. Pointing with index finger
4. The bird
5. Shrug of the shoulders

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Re: Make a List

Posted by: Count_zero on Oct 26, 2009 7:00pm

Things you can do with your JJ

1. Make pee pee
2. Masturbate
3. “The helicopter”
4. Teabagging
5. Sex with cute girl

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Re: Make a List

Posted by: Niu Bi on Oct 26, 2009 7:02pm

Top 5 Dire Straits Songs:

1. So Far Away
2. Money For Nothing
3. Tunnel of Love
4. Walk of Life
5. Sultans of Swing

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Re: Make a List

Posted by: Monkey King on Oct 26, 2009 7:02pm

Names of my last 5 email spammers

1. Bud
2. Ruby
3. Edgar
4. Betty
5. Melva

Happy New Year 2Bi! I hereby grant you early release for a month of good behavior.
Don't violate your parole though, naughty naughty!

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Re: Make a List

Posted by: Jamie Shorter 39 on Oct 26, 2009 7:06pm

You forgot sword fighting (CZ).

The strongest alcohol known to me:

1. English Kenny Cramps Cider
2. Baijiu
3. Absynthe
4. Rum
5. Bourbon.

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Re: Make a List

Posted by: RemmyM on Oct 26, 2009 7:11pm

Top 5 Top 5 lists:

5. alphabet
4. office supplies
3. stalkers
2. JJ
1. emotions

Remmy be pimpin' in BJ, yo!

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Re: Make a List

Posted by: Count_zero on Oct 26, 2009 7:11pm

Top five bald men

1. Phil Collins
2. Larry David
3. Matt Lucas
4. Telly Savalas
5. Admin

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Re: Make a List

Posted by: Herbz on Oct 26, 2009 7:12pm

Top 5 Keyboards

MiniMoog
Arp Odyssey
NED Synclavier
PPG waveterm
damn..... there's so many and they are all good!!!!

DJ/event info
beijingbass@yahoo.com
Mixes here - not event music

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Re: Make a List

Posted by: Niu Bi on Oct 26, 2009 8:13pm

Top 5 Beverages

1. Water
2. Beer
3. Coffee
4. Slurpee
5. Root Beer Float

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Re: Make a List

Posted by: jas5sk on Oct 26, 2009 8:16pm

Count_zero wrote:

Things you can do with your JJ
4. Teabagging

!

Hell is for people who don't piss the bed before they die.

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Re: Make a List

Posted by: jas5sk on Oct 26, 2009 8:22pm

Count_zero wrote:

Top five bald men

1. Phil Collins
2. Larry David
3. Matt Lucas
4. Telly Savalas
5. Admin

....MR.Clean is not pleased with this list.

Hell is for people who don't piss the bed before they die.

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Re: Make a List

Posted by: Monkey King on Oct 26, 2009 8:33pm

Most erotically-named animals

Titmouse
Sperm whale
Goatsucker
Horny toad
Blue-footed booby

Happy New Year 2Bi! I hereby grant you early release for a month of good behavior.
Don't violate your parole though, naughty naughty!

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Re: Make a List

Posted by: jas5sk on Oct 26, 2009 8:38pm

Top 5 places where people have had the most sex:

1. China
2. Jail
3. Sadom and Gomorrah
4. On the set of pornos
5. Church

Hell is for people who don't piss the bed before they die.

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Re: Make a List

Posted by: nanananayeah on Oct 26, 2009 8:39pm

Monkey King wrote:

Top 5 Emotions/Moods That Should Have Emoticons

1. Nonplussed
2. Schadenfreude
3. Clinical Depression
4. Utter Indifference
5. Anal Retentive

totally!!

i went away for a week, checked in and really can't believe robert black is still talking about his stalkers. yawn.

Trust me, it's so danger.

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Re: Make a List

Posted by: Jamie Shorter 39 on Oct 26, 2009 8:43pm

Five best turn-offs that a woman can do to her man:

1. Give you a *bleep* then want a big tongue kiss; Spleww!
2. Say, "Do you truly love me?" for the millionth time.
3. Fart.
4. Vomit.
5. Have blood and let you see her last pad/tampon before sex.

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Re: Make a List

Posted by: OutOfTowner on Oct 26, 2009 8:58pm

Robert Black's (petersblog2) career:
1) Hobo Drifter
2) Blogger/ Unemployed Tutor
3) Con man/ Disbarred Lawyer/ Rapist on the run
4) Panhandling Alcoholic
5) What career? I make 6000rmb/month, have a 176cm ladyboy, and sued a cab drivers for 10,000rmb!

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Re: Make a List

Posted by: OutOfTowner on Oct 26, 2009 9:06pm

petersblog2 wrote:

You forgot sword fighting (CZ).

The strongest alcohol known to me:

1. English Kenny Cramps Cider
2. Baijiu
3. Absynthe
4. Rum
5. Bourbon.

The real answer:
1) Everclear
2) Serbian plum brandy
3) Jesus Juice
4) "Bavarian" Russian Schnapps
5) Any drink Robert Black spiked with ruffies

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Re: Make a List

Posted by: Jamie Shorter 39 on Oct 26, 2009 9:17pm

The biggest retard stalker c**t that just never gets it:

1. UFC/Outoftowner
2. UFC/Outoftowner
3. UFC/Outoftowner
4. UFC/Outoftowner
5. UFC/Outoftowner

It will have a little wet-on now as I have mentioned him and open another twenty old threads faithfully.

They shoot horses don't they?

Quite a good movie.

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Re: Make a List

Posted by: OutOfTowner on Oct 26, 2009 9:35pm

Top 5 Things Robert Black does on Baijo!

5) Grows a pair of balls (actually his testicles descend from his abdomen)
4) Tightens the Velcro on his UFC/Hobo Mittens
3) Goes on TBJ and sends PM begging people to pay attention to him
2) Starts booking violence appointments

and finally..

1) Looks for people to protect him at his "appointment" ("Anal Wart Frankie" please fly down to BJ to protect me! Oh you can't? I'll just say they are on ignore!)

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