Given the existence as uttered forth in the public works of Puncher and Wattmann of a personal God quaquaquaqua
with white beard quaquaquaqua
outside time without extension
who from the heights of divine apathia divine athambia divine aphasia loves us dearly
with some exceptions
for reasons unknown but time will tell and
suffers like the divine Miranda with those who for reasons unknown but time will tell are plunged in torment
plunged in fire whose fire flames if that continues and who can doubt it will fire the firmament that is to say
blast hell to heaven so blue still and calm so calm with a calm which even though intermittent is better than nothing
but not so fast and considering what is more
that as a result of the labors left unfinished crowned by the Acacacacademy of Anthropopopometry of Essy-in-Possy
of Testew and Cunard it is established beyond all doubt all other doubt than
that which clings to the labors of men that as a result of the labors unfinished of Testew and Cunnard it is established
as hereinafter
but not so fast for reasons unknown that as a result of the public works of Puncher and Wattmann
it is established beyond all doubt that in view of the labors of Fartov and Belcher left unfinished for reasons unknown
of Testew and Cunard left unfinished it is established what many deny that man in Possy of Testew and Cunard
that man in Essy that man in short that man in brief in spite of the strides of alimentation and defecation wastes and pines
wastes and pines and concurrently simultaneously what is more for reasons unknown
in spite of the strides of physical culture the practice of sports such as
tennis football running cycling swimming flying floating riding gliding conating camogie skating
tennis of all kinds
dying flying sports of all sorts autumn summer winter winter
tennis of all kinds
hockey of all sorts penicillin and succedanea
in a word I resume
flying gliding golf over nine and eighteen holes tennis of all sorts in a word for reasons unknown in
Feckham Peckham Fulham Clapham namely concurrently simultaneously what is more for reasons unknown
but time will tell fades away I resume
Fulham Clapham in a word the dead loss per head since the death of Bishop Berkeley
being to the tune of one inch four ounce per head approximately by and large more or less to the nearest decimal
good measure round figures stark naked in the stockinged feet in Connemara in a word for reasons unknown
no matter what matter the facts are there and considering what is more
much more grave that in the light of the labors lost of Steinweg and Peterman it appears what is more
much more grave that in the light the light the light of the labors lost of Steinweg and Peterman
that in the plains in the mountains by the seas by the rivers running water running fire the air is the same
and then the earth namely the air and then the earth in the great cold the great dark the air and the earth
abode of stones in the great cold alas alas in the year of their Lord six hundred and something
the air the earth the sea the earth abode of stones in the great deeps the great cold on sea on land and in the air
I resume for reasons unknown in spite of the tennis the facts are there but time will tell I resume alas alas on on
in short in fine on on abode of stones who can doubt it I resume but not so fast I resume the skull fading fading fading
and concurrently simultaneously what is more for reasons unknown in spite of the tennis on on the beard
the flames the tears the stones so blue so calm alas alas on on the skull the skull the skull the skull in Connemara
in spite of the tennis the labors abandoned left unfinished graver still abode of stones in a word I resume alas alas
abandoned unfinished the skull the skull in Connemara in spite of the tennis the skull alas the stones Cunard
. . . tennis . . .
the stones . . .
so calm . . .
Cunard . . .
unfinished . . .

i know this is ridiculous but i just finished re-reading it
after i saw the recent (not so recent, 2000, i think) dramatization of it
and
i just had to share.

f-ing. beckett. is. T. I. T. S!!!