OR:

Get half a brain and stop doing a 'diet' well known for prompting a whole host of other problems?

Do some exercise, eat healthier.

I see these fashionable diets (note that Atkins is now very much OUT of fashion...) as a good way of separating the idiots from the knowledgable folk.

It's really a form of natural selection. Good riddens!

Why not get the vitamins and minerals from food sources, you know, the way our bodies were designed to?! But fire away, swallow some pills instead.

Fool.

Just follow Count Fudge's diet of fudge and jizz and his rigorous exercise regime of blowing and being humped at least five times a day.