Worst Film You've Seen

silkywave3

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Re: Worst Film You've Seen

Posted by: silkywave3 on Feb 21, 2010 2:36pm

I will quit to see a sh*t film at the beginning.

So I will forget the name very soon.

In fact, to me, good movies are pretty rare. 85% are sh*t.

The movies are helpful for insomniacs -- blank, boring, pale.

That is why I gradually love horror movies.

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javajoe

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Re: Worst Film You've Seen

Posted by: javajoe on Feb 21, 2010 2:40pm

silkywave3 wrote:

I will quit to see a sh*t film at the beginning.

So I will forget the name very soon.

In fact, to me, good movies are pretty rare. 85% are sh*t.

The movies are helpful for insomniacs -- blank, boring, pale.

That is why I gradually love horror movies.

Check the prices: for insomniacs, 白酒 is cheaper than even a cheap DVD.

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silkywave3

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Re: Worst Film You've Seen

Posted by: silkywave3 on Feb 21, 2010 2:41pm

javajoe wrote:

Check the prices: for insomniacs, 白酒 is cheaper than even a cheap DVD.

I don't drink white drink besides water.

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RemmyM

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Re: Worst Film You've Seen

Posted by: RemmyM on Feb 21, 2010 2:43pm

This is the worst:

And I'm a fan of exploitation trash, Ed Wood films and Jackie Chan movies.

The only film I almost walked out of in a theatre.

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javajoe

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Re: Worst Film You've Seen

Posted by: javajoe on Feb 21, 2010 2:44pm

silkywave3 wrote:

javajoe wrote:

Check the prices: for insomniacs, 白酒 is cheaper than even a cheap DVD.

I don't drink white drink besides water.

True. But I was giving insomniacs advice. (Do NOT say you do not drink in this forum. Get Bent will start stalking you, claiming you're a fecking Muslim terrorist.)

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javajoe

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Re: Worst Film You've Seen

Posted by: javajoe on Feb 21, 2010 2:45pm

RemmyM wrote:

This is the worst:

And I'm a fan of exploitation trash, Ed Wood films and Jackie Chan movies.

The only film I almost walked out of in a theatre.

No "Big Laughs"? Ot w-a-a-a-y too arousing?

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zhenlai

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Re: Worst Film You've Seen

Posted by: zhenlai on Feb 21, 2010 2:48pm

Jian Guo Da Ye! What a waste of time and energy. There was very little factual and a lot of hypocrisy that filled the screen. I was very insulted for the Chinese People.

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Re: Worst Film You've Seen

Posted by: RemmyM on Feb 21, 2010 2:52pm

javajoe wrote:

No "Big Laughs"? Ot w-a-a-a-y too arousing?

3 stars is the best thing they have to back it up. No, no big laughs. Zero, in fact.

It may be worse than even "White Chicks."

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javajoe

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Re: Worst Film You've Seen

Posted by: javajoe on Feb 21, 2010 2:53pm

zhenlai wrote:

Jian Guo Da Ye! What a waste of time and energy. There was very little factual and a lot of hypocrisy that filled the screen. I was very insulted for the Chinese People.

It doesn't seem to be giving "Avatar" much competition. "Confucius" either.

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ReneeWine

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Re: Worst Film You've Seen

Posted by: ReneeWine on Feb 21, 2010 2:54pm

zhenlai wrote:

Jian Guo Da Ye! What a waste of time and energy. There was very little factual and a lot of hypocrisy that filled the screen. I was very insulted for the Chinese People.

I have never seen it. And I will not see it later.

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javajoe

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Re: Worst Film You've Seen

Posted by: javajoe on Feb 21, 2010 2:54pm

RemmyM wrote:

javajoe wrote:

No "Big Laughs"? Ot w-a-a-a-y too arousing?

3 stars is the best thing they have to back it up. No, no big laughs. Zero, in fact.

It may be worse than even "White Chicks."

I'm just glad I'm not 12 years old seeing these pictures. I'd be in therapy till I was 50. And screwing poodles for the 38 years in between.

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javajoe

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Re: Worst Film You've Seen

Posted by: javajoe on Feb 21, 2010 2:55pm

ReneeWine wrote:

zhenlai wrote:

Jian Guo Da Ye! What a waste of time and energy. There was very little factual and a lot of hypocrisy that filled the screen. I was very insulted for the Chinese People.

I have never seen it. And I will not see it later.

So what will you see? We didn't turn you off "Sherlock Holmes" did we?

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ReneeWine

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Re: Worst Film You've Seen

Posted by: ReneeWine on Feb 21, 2010 3:02pm

javajoe wrote:

ReneeWine wrote:

zhenlai wrote:

Jian Guo Da Ye! What a waste of time and energy. There was very little factual and a lot of hypocrisy that filled the screen. I was very insulted for the Chinese People.

I have never seen it. And I will not see it later.

So what will you see? We didn't turn you off "Sherlock Holmes" did we?

I have not seen "Sherlock Holmes" .But I have two tickets,I do not want to waste these two tickets in Harbin,so I must see a movie by the end of this month.And I think "Sherlock Holmes" is the best choice by the end of this month.

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nanananayeah

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Re: Worst Film You've Seen

Posted by: nanananayeah on Feb 21, 2010 3:23pm

really truly bad movies aren't really worth talking about IMO, but movies that are so bad they are good...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP49XZliiW4

Shark Man - two thumbs up, highly recommended.

(can someone tell me how to embed videos?)

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Re: Worst Film You've Seen

Posted by: ReneeWine on Feb 21, 2010 3:30pm

nanananayeah wrote:

really truly bad movies aren't really worth talking about

I agree.

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alex the droog

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Re: Worst Film You've Seen

Posted by: alex the droog on Feb 21, 2010 3:31pm

Independence Day. Utter horse shite.

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javajoe

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Re: Worst Film You've Seen

Posted by: javajoe on Feb 21, 2010 4:24pm

nanananayeah wrote:

really truly bad movies aren't really worth talking about IMO, but movies that are so bad they are good...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP49XZliiW4

Shark Man - two thumbs up, highly recommended.

(can someone tell me how to embed videos?)

Maybe I should have said movies bad enough to work a certain horrid fascination. No one looks at an ugly girl. But a girl with two heads gets a lot of attention!

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ReneeWine

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Re: Worst Film You've Seen

Posted by: ReneeWine on Feb 21, 2010 4:38pm

But this let me feel uncomfortable.

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Posted by: ReneeWine on Feb 21, 2010 4:50pm

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blucat

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Re: Worst Film You've Seen

Posted by: blucat on Feb 21, 2010 6:06pm

alex the droog wrote:

Independence Day. Utter horse shite.

Yeah but some pretty cool effects for its day.

Kill Bill would be my pick-but possibly only because I never saw the 2nd and 3rd installments.

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kiwuk

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Re: Worst Film You've Seen

Posted by: kiwuk on Feb 21, 2010 10:06pm

Caligula

Men of all sorts take a pride to gird at me: the brain of this foolish-compounded clay, man, is not able to invent anything that tends to laughter, more than I invent or is invented on me.

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Monkey King

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Re: Worst Film You've Seen

Posted by: Monkey King on Feb 21, 2010 10:08pm

blucat wrote:

alex the droog wrote:

Independence Day. Utter horse shite.

Yeah but some pretty cool effects for its day.

Kill Bill would be my pick-but possibly only because I never saw the 2nd and 3rd installments.

I thought the 1st one kind of sucked; the 2nd was much better.

And are you sure there was a 3rd?

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Re: Worst Film You've Seen

Posted by: blucat on Feb 21, 2010 10:11pm

Caligula!

What's wrong with you man!

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wefrucar

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Re: Worst Film You've Seen

Posted by: wefrucar on Feb 21, 2010 10:13pm

Independence Day and Kill Bill?
Come on, at best you can say they were overrated, but the worst you've ever seen? Seems a bit much for two very popular and successful films, especially with the myriad of truly bad movies out there. (Of course personally I loved KB, hehe.)

I have trouble walking out of movies.... I feel like I should give them all a chance, especially because I feel personally invested in them.
And when you have dramas or action movies that are really bad, they can be kinda funny.
But the worst imo is when you have a movie that tries to be funny and just can't connect a single joke.... then it's just painful.

Ie, Epic Movie, Scary Movie VI, that whole genre of trying-to-be-parody films with humor so childish even 12-year olds roll their eyes.
Speaking of which..... where is that video..... here we go
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=af08

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nanananayeah

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Re: Worst Film You've Seen

Posted by: nanananayeah on Feb 21, 2010 10:20pm

the movie lately that i couldn't watch all the way through was the invention of lying, i really wanted it to be good, but it just wasn't.

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Monkey King

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Re: Worst Film You've Seen

Posted by: Monkey King on Feb 21, 2010 10:26pm

That one that was "presented by" Tarentino would have to be near the top of my Worst list. Hell Ride or something? Written, produced by and starring some old guy who's heyday was 30 years ago.

Good god, was it awful. Half the movie was topless women and that still couldn't salvage it.

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taoqibao

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Re: Worst Film You've Seen

Posted by: taoqibao on Feb 21, 2010 10:54pm

First Blood was alright, but the ones that followed were pure sh*t.

Same goes for every Jean Claude Van Damme film.

And every film that chap known as the muscles from Brussels was in.

And the later Rocky films.

Too many really.

Favorite worst would be something like Commando, or Howard the Duck (sorry).

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Re: Worst Film You've Seen

Posted by: taoqibao on Feb 21, 2010 11:01pm

Quote:

Jean Claude Van Damme film.

And every film that chap known as the muscles from Brussels

Oops, same fella.

One was meant to be this guy..

Dolphy

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