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Foreigner gets himself into dangerous romantic triangle

What do you think of the mess this foreigner got into?

Craig, a laid off property lawyer from England, met his Chinese girlfriend and her husband in a private room in the second floor of a teahouse. Jade translated her husband's first words: "He said he will avenge you."

"What the hell does that mean?" Craig responded.

She translated her husband's reply as, "God only knows."

In the beginning

The teahouse meeting was two months after Craig first met Jade, at the bar where a handful of foreigners in town met on Fridays.

Craig felt isolated in the mid-sized city near Shanghai where he had been teaching English since moving to China in September. People treated him like a celebrity, asking to take pictures with him or shake his hand, but he had no Chinese friends or girlfriends.

Things with Jade, who was about 30, the same age as him, were going so well that he was considering asking her to return to England with him, where he hopes to resume his career after the jobs come back. He found her limited English a relief, precluding speaking for the purpose of filling silence.

http://www.globaltimes.cn/www/english/metro-beijing/people/profile/2010-...


Re: Foreigner gets himself into dangerous romantic triangle

> Craig started receiving threatening text messages in English. "Go out China, I will kill you; by the way, f*** your mother."

Laughing

I very enjoy this humour article!

Re: Foreigner gets himself into dangerous romantic triangle

What a load of sh*t.

Did you write it by any chance Fudge?

Re: Foreigner gets himself into dangerous romantic triangle

Laughing Laughing
The funniest bit is the last page...
where the poor hero of the story shifts from "excitingly dangerous affair" to "wtf I don't even know the name of her hometown and she's trying to have my child already with or without my consent?"

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She stopped using birth control and penciled in February's Spring Festival for the honeymoon. Every time he tries to slow things down, she gets angry and takes it as a rejection.

"She wants to try for a baby in March. I like the idea of it. I like the idea of having a child with her. But I'd be lying if I said I was 100 percent sure because I'm not."

Asked where he will be in 10 years, he says, "I don't know where I'm going to be in 10 days. I think I'll be married with children, probably with a Chinese girl. Whether it's Jade, I don't know. That's a strange statement, isn't it?"

"Western women always play games," he says. He says he likes Chinese women's beautiful black shiny hair, their lovely, slim bodies and their good taste in clothes. "I find them loyal as well," he adds. "I realize that's an ironic statement."

what a jackass Laughing

Sometimes I feel it is maybe unbearable always be traditional Chinese girl.

Re: Foreigner gets himself into dangerous romantic triangle

Count_zero wrote:
> Craig started receiving threatening text messages in English. "Go out China, I will kill you; by the way, f*** your mother."

Laughing

I very enjoy this humour article!

Oh we can swear in the Global Times now?

Hmmmm.... so many possibilities for future cartoons!

Oh, sorry to steal your thunder Craig, oh, I mean Chris, but everyone at TBJ please check out the Global Times tomorrow.. I've kicked Garfield out and I've got two cartoons featured... one "language" and one just "general funny." Please lemme know what you think!
:)-R.

Remmy be pimpin' in BJ, yo!

Re: Foreigner gets himself into dangerous romantic triangle

What a pathetic, tabloid-type "story".

What the hell kind of newspaper prints rubbish like that?

It's embarrassing to think someone actually spent time writing that tripe.

If the story is true, that foreigner deserves all the trouble that is going to fall on his head in the future.

I don't know what irritates me the most, the guy in the story or the actual story itself.

Sickening.

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Re: Foreigner gets himself into dangerous romantic triangle

C'mon. You never read Daily Mail type articles?

Re: Foreigner gets himself into dangerous romantic triangle

The Mail covered Kiwuk's move here:

I'm off to China to be with my bride: The food's fresher, living is cheaper... and bins are emptied TWICE a day

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-541669/Im-China-bride-The-foods-...

Re: Foreigner gets himself into dangerous romantic triangle

No, I don't.

And I especially don't enjoy reading crap about stupid foreigners and idiotic Chinese people who should have their skulls cracked open like f-ing coconuts.

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Re: Foreigner gets himself into dangerous romantic triangle

herojuana wrote:
No, I don't.

And I especially don't enjoy reading crap about stupid foreigners and idiotic Chinese people who should have their skulls cracked open like f-ing coconuts.

That would be a fairly accurate description of the content of this very forum... Thinking

Re: Foreigner gets himself into dangerous romantic triangle

Yeah, you're right.

I'm in a very grumpy mood right now because of an "incident" I just had at a restaurant. Some days I just can't tolerate the incessant rudeness of the Chinese and I completely loose my sh*t and go berserk.

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Re: Foreigner gets himself into dangerous romantic triangle

Count_zero wrote:
The Mail covered Kiwuk's move here:

I'm off to China to be with my bride: The food's fresher, living is cheaper... and bins are emptied TWICE a day

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-541669/Im-China-bride-The-foods-fresher-living-cheaper--bins-emptied-TWICE-day.html#StartComments

Laughing Laughing
Oh man, that's....
You just can't make stuff this good up.

I'll bet chinese readers just LOVE reading that sh*t.

Sometimes I feel it is maybe unbearable always be traditional Chinese girl.

Re: Foreigner gets himself into dangerous romantic triangle

Article should read, "Yet Another All-Too-Common Love Triangle Story Played Up Because It Involves Two Races"

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Re: Foreigner gets himself into dangerous romantic triangle

I'd love to see someone pull a loaded crossbow out of a backpack, or did the other guy stand around waiting while the hubby cocked it then carefully placed the bolt in the weapon.

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Re: Foreigner gets himself into dangerous romantic triangle

"Hey man, I'm going to mmmmm mmmmmm mmmm mmm mmm"

Re: Foreigner gets himself into dangerous romantic triangle

I'll blow all you *bleeps* away.

Come get me first *bleeps*.

Re: Foreigner gets himself into dangerous romantic triangle

bitch hos I've been working out too. I'm ready to take yall on mano-e-mano. But only with my gun. And I open carry bitch.

We can dual duels.

Re: Foreigner gets himself into dangerous romantic triangle

HausdorffDimension wrote:
I'll blow all you *bleeps* away.

Come get me first *bleeps*.

Re: Foreigner gets himself into dangerous romantic triangle

Wow, that was ridiculous. The Global Times are clearly scraping the bottom of the barrel for stories not to mention "writers"

"Within a couple of weeks, Craig asked Jade to marry her"
Craig is a woman?

I honestly think a 12 year old could paste together the contents of this very forum and pop out a more interesting read.

Re: Foreigner gets himself into dangerous romantic triangle

Count_zero wrote:
The Mail covered Kiwuk's move here:

I'm off to China to be with my bride: The food's fresher, living is cheaper... and bins are emptied TWICE a day

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-541669/Im-China-bride-The-foods-...

Quote:
"People have said to me that she's just after a visa. I say, 'Yes, of course she wants a visa. Of course she wants a better life. And who can blame her?' But it works both ways - I get companionship, so I think it's a fair gamble."

"And now she has been refused a visa and we are still together, so what does that prove? This is my life and after all my years, I've earned the right to do as I please."

But whether or not she loves me, I don't know. What is the definition of love anyway? I've only got a few years left, so I'm going to China and I'm not coming back."

Re: Foreigner gets himself into dangerous romantic triangle

Count_zero wrote:
> Craig started receiving threatening text messages in English. "Go out China, I will kill you; by the way, f*** your mother."

Laughing

I very enjoy this humour article!

Laughing

Re: Foreigner gets himself into dangerous romantic triangle

Hey chriscanada, f*** off with your phony sensationalist reporting.

Re: Foreigner gets himself into dangerous romantic triangle

Now THAT, is what we call a f-ing loser.

2010 is the year of BlackMan

Re: Foreigner gets himself into dangerous romantic triangle

That whole story is absolute f-ing gold. I read the whole thing from start to finish and almost, almost dropped my beer laughing.
The only good thing I can fathom from it is that the old bloke doesn't give a sh*t about what anyone else thinks. But a pedo or a murderer could say the same couldn't they!?

I have just been talking to her on the computer. We have never been closer

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-541669/Im-China-bride-The-foods-...

Sometimes the same is different, but mostly, it's the same.

Re: Foreigner gets himself into dangerous romantic triangle

I know to a bar full of them dudes drinking them selfs stupid every night...

Im a f-ing Idiot.

Re: Foreigner gets himself into dangerous romantic triangle

wave wrote:
That whole story is absolute f-ing gold. I read the whole thing from start to finish and almost, almost dropped my beer laughing.
The only good thing I can fathom from it is that the old bloke doesn't give a sh*t about what anyone else thinks. But a pedo or a murderer could say the same couldn't they!?

I have just been talking to her on the computer. We have never been closer

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-541669/Im-China-bride-The-foods-...

Just to clear things up, I was referring to the guy who broke up the marriage and then didn't know what to do with his life next. He just felt lonely, had no game and wanted some sex.

As far as the old guy is concerned, he knows what he wants from life so he doesn't really count as a "loser" although the story itself is indeed entertaining....

2010 is the year of BlackMan

Re: Foreigner gets himself into dangerous romantic triangle

I wonder what it would be like being a COPY EDITOR for Global Times.

What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist
— Salman Rushdie

Re: Foreigner gets himself into dangerous romantic triangle

BlackManWitDaMastaplan wrote:
wave wrote:
That whole story is absolute f-ing gold. I read the whole thing from start to finish and almost, almost dropped my beer laughing.
The only good thing I can fathom from it is that the old bloke doesn't give a sh*t about what anyone else thinks. But a pedo or a murderer could say the same couldn't they!?

I have just been talking to her on the computer. We have never been closer

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-541669/Im-China-bride-The-foods-...

Just to clear things up, I was referring to the guy who broke up the marriage and then didn't know what to do with his life next. He just felt lonely, had no game and wanted some sex.

As far as the old guy is concerned, he knows what he wants from life so he doesn't really count as a "loser" although the story itself is indeed entertaining....

Yeah sorry Blackman. I should have clarified that comment better. I wasn't referring to the same piece as you were.
I just stumbled across that story link.

Sometimes the same is different, but mostly, it's the same.

Re: Foreigner gets himself into dangerous romantic triangle

wave wrote:
BlackManWitDaMastaplan wrote:
wave wrote:
That whole story is absolute f-ing gold. I read the whole thing from start to finish and almost, almost dropped my beer laughing.
The only good thing I can fathom from it is that the old bloke doesn't give a sh*t about what anyone else thinks. But a pedo or a murderer could say the same couldn't they!?

I have just been talking to her on the computer. We have never been closer

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-541669/Im-China-bride-The-foods-...

Just to clear things up, I was referring to the guy who broke up the marriage and then didn't know what to do with his life next. He just felt lonely, had no game and wanted some sex.

As far as the old guy is concerned, he knows what he wants from life so he doesn't really count as a "loser" although the story itself is indeed entertaining....

Yeah sorry Blackman. I should have clarified that comment better. I wasn't referring to the same piece as you were.
I just stumbled across that story link.

All is well man.

2010 is the year of BlackMan

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