Yahoo!---Enough All F*****g Ready!
- Joined: Jun 7th, 2009
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Anyone else getting fed up with Yahoo? Every day, every six hours or so, another headlined news item about "Cities Where Real Estate is Booming", "Regions the Economic Crisis Passed Over, "Cities Where McDonald's Fry Cooks Earn More Than Brain Surgeons." The message is either: 1) There "isn't really" any economic crisis, or, 2) there is a safe haven where you can run and be rich and to Hell with the rest of the world. Pandering to what is lowest in us, the c**ts.
Pi was banned for your sins.
pi
Re: Yahoo!---Enough All F*****g Ready!
javajoe, javajoe, javajoe,
yahoo & msn & google etc... are owned by the hooked-nosed lizard people.
so that's the reason they're more than happy to provide 'free' email accounts.
so every f-ing day, millions and millions of people are logging into their 'free' email accounts and being brainwashed by 'their' Matrixy news.
At the very least, most of these articles are utterly useless. But worse, they're misleading and total b.s. half the time.
Welcome to the Matrix.
f*** you.
silkywave
Re: Yahoo!---Enough All F*****g Ready!
Yep. I always get numerous spam emails too.
I cost me probably half an hour to delete them page by page.
But maybe I am speaking of sohu email.
ur hot..is that why ur sweating?
javajoe
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I used to say it didn't take much to indoctrinate Chinese folks. Looking at Yahoo's simplistic crap, I take that back. We Yanks set the bar pretty low. No one actually has to believe what is disseminated. They just have to have their conversational horizons set by it. Last week I watched the 1965 flick "Fahrenheit 451." The polite conversation therein is not all that different from what goes on in the Net now.
Pi was banned for your sins.
pi
Re: Yahoo!---Enough All F*****g Ready!
no, we're not talking about spam emails.
we're talking about the news headlines.
oh, most of them are from AP, if I'm not mistaken. I've talked ad nauseum about AP in the past. I'm not getting into that again. THAT is a hooked-nosed lizard Matrix news source for sure. Read that and you're doomed.
ReneeWine
Re: Yahoo!---Enough All F*****g Ready!
Title: The How I Edited An Agricultural Paper
Author: Mark Twain
http://www.readbookonline.net/readOnLine/1524/
herojuana
Re: Yahoo!---Enough All F*****g Ready!
Lot of crackheads on the forum these days.
See above.
Honesty
Empathy
Respect
Open-mindedness
ReneeWine
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Have a nice friday night!
I am going to drink beer.
herojuana
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I got you beat, I'm already half drunk.
Some f-er brought a bottle of gin to work today, and he's been sharing.
Honesty
Empathy
Respect
Open-mindedness
wave
Re: Yahoo!---Enough All F*****g Ready!
This needs to be your signature now Pi.
Sometimes the same is different, but mostly, it's the same.
wefrucar
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bastard
Sometimes I feel it is maybe unbearable always be traditional Chinese girl.
herojuana
Re: Yahoo!---Enough All F*****g Ready!
Ha, that's not even the best part, I'm already home, been here since 3:30.
I'm just having a smoke and throwing the ball for my dog.
You're not still at work, are you?
Honesty
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Respect
Open-mindedness
pi
Re: Yahoo!---Enough All F*****g Ready!
I don't know about signature, but I might start using it more often.
Glad you like it, cowboy.
pi
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Haha, if you log on Yahoo now, there's a great article. A video, actually.
You get a virtual tour of a 150 million USD mega-mansion. That's right! You get a virtual tour of a home that you'll never in your wildest dreams be able to afford.
We're just taunting you.
We're just trying to cause cognitive dissonance and neurosis.
It's all part of the plan.
Welcome to the Matrix.
Up your ass.
(cackling diabolically)
pi
Re: Yahoo!---Enough All F*****g Ready!
Oh, I forgot to mention. A tour of a mega-mansion...
In the midst of a financial crisis.
That they created.
Where a bunch of people have lost their homes.
How crass and sinister is that?
Haha. f*** you.
Sciency
Re: Yahoo!---Enough All F*****g Ready!
Pi, don't take away the american dream.
Of living in the massah's house.
It helps them get by as they work two jobs to pay off all the interest they owe each month.
"Please don't whip me master!"
When I said 'death' before 'dishonor', I meant alphabetically.
pi
Re: Yahoo!---Enough All F*****g Ready!
The American Trap
pnkearns
Re: Yahoo!---Enough All F*****g Ready!
Yes. We own it!
Ha ha ha
Silly Pi thinks there is a matrix. The matrix is just a coverup. Watch as I prove it by manipulating the matrix.
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** Playing Between The Bars **
pi
Re: Yahoo!---Enough All F*****g Ready!
Very amusing, pnkearns.
Where were we, kids?
Oh yes.
You want useful news that actually benefits your life?
All you had to do is ask politely.
We'll give you useful news.
You guessed it. Up your ass.
Why should we? We're having so much fun f-ing with your little heads.
[rolling on the floor cackling maniacally]
We'll give you useless sh*t. That's what we'll give you.
We'll take down the economy and give you virtual tours of mansions.
-- The Matrix Management
herojuana
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Only old people use Yahoo mail.
Like my mom.
It's all they know.
Honesty
Empathy
Respect
Open-mindedness
pi
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Haha, you're a cute kid, juana.
ReneeWine
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What? I am like your mom? It's my honor.
So which mail do you use?
javajoe
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This is a little ambiguous. Do you mean:
1) Your mom uses yahoo mail, or
2) Old people "use" your mom, or
3) People who use yahoo also "use" your mom?
If it's 3), I have a beef. I've used yahoo mail for a decade, and I still haven't had a go at your mum. Probably, I'd prefer your sis, OK?
Pi was banned for your sins.
javajoe
Re: Yahoo!---Enough All F*****g Ready!
I hear tell the Aryans over in Cellblock D are looking for a cute kid. Interviews are being held in the shower from 7pm till lockdown.
Pi was banned for your sins.
ReneeWine
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pi
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hey javajoe,
i think i found a glitch in the 'who's online' matrix.
you don't appear. probably because you have no avatar.
javajoe
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I'm like Max Headroom, an intelligence inadvertently generated by the system itself.
Actually, when I was in high school, if I was in a room alone, all the girls would say it was empty. I'm used to not registering on anyone's radar. (Sympathy f*** anyone?)
Pi was banned for your sins.
ReneeWine
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I have an avatar,so I appear.
ReneeWine
Re: Yahoo!---Enough All F*****g Ready!
javajoe, I suggest you drink tea. What's the weather like there?
pi
Re: Yahoo!---Enough All F*****g Ready!
yeah, reneewine's mom might be interested.
ReneeWine
Re: Yahoo!---Enough All F*****g Ready!
What do you mean?