In praise of David Beckham
Today breaks with the sad news that David Beckham, cultural icon, underwear model and occasional footballer has snapped his achilles tendon, effectively ending his international career.
So there’ll be no record-breaking 4th World Cup for Becks, thus denying himself a place in sporting history and his wife the chance of more paparazzi attention for her garish outfits and skeletal figure in SA this summer.
An over-the-hill, bit-time player who turns slower than a combine harvester he may be these days but it’s still a sad end for a player whose off-field celebrity often obscured the fact that at his peak he was one of the finest midfielders in the world and blessed with a sweeter right foot than any English player since Bobby Charlton.
Will he return to the US and rage against the dying of the light in the mediocre MSL? One would hope not. It’s one thing slumming it with Yank riff-raff when you’ve got international action and AC Milan as an escape route to look forward to, now that’s gone retirement seems more graceful.
Anyway the king is dead, long live king Wayne (not John Wayne).
David Beckham's hopes of extending his England career into a fourth World Cup finals are in tatters after the veteran midfielder ruptured an achilles tendon in Milan's 1-0 Serie A victory over Chievo last night, an injury that will rule him out for the season and could curtail his illustrious 18-year career.The 34-year-old pulled up in the centre circle under no pressure from an opposing player with two minutes of the match remaining in San Siro and, after hopping from the pitch in obvious pain on his healthy right leg, collapsed on the sidelines. He was treated for about five minutes on the touchline before eventually being carried from the arena face down on a stretcher in tears, mouthing, "It's broken, it's broken" to those on the home bench while members of the Rossoneri's backroom staff attempted to comfort him.
Milan later confirmed that Beckham had snapped the tendon in his left leg, with early indications suggesting his rehabilitation could stretch to five or six months. He is due to fly to Finland today where the established specialist in this field, Dr Sakari Orava, is to undertake what is expected to be a two-hour operation to repair the tendon with the reality that the midfielder now faces a fight to prolong his career not lost on the player, Milan or his parent club, Los Angeles Galaxy. The American club will await news from Milan's medical staff before commenting.
A leading doctor, the consultant sports physician Dr Tom Crisp, described the prospects of Beckham featuring in England's first Group C game with the United States in Rustenburg on June 12 as "non-existent". He said: "It's remotely possible he may be running in three months, the chances of him being fit to play for England are non-existent."
The England coach, Fabio Capello, and his general manager, Franco Baldini, who are currently in Zurich at Uefa's fixtures meeting for the Euro 2012 qualification campaign, spoke to Beckham last night to offer their support and commiserations with the national management team understood to have accepted there is little chance of the player, capped 115 times by his country, taking part in South Africa. "He's in a lot of pain," said his Milan team-mate, Clarence Seedorf. "This is a really bad injury."
"We will wait for tests but it looks very serious," said the Milan manager, Leonardo, after the victory over Chievo. "The injury makes us feel terrible. He is an extraordinary guy and his performance in this game proved that yet again. I cannot enjoy this evening considering what has happened to David. But when the tendon goes you feel it straight away and he understood immediately that he had torn it and what that meant."




ReneeWine
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David Beckham is handsome.

javajoe
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Most of us just carry our grapefruit in a shopping bag.
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ReneeWine
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javajoe, you mean like this? Still handsome.

javajoe
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Absolutely no reaction from L'il Joe. Think I need Viagara? Or am I hopelessly hetero? That's soooo gauche now.
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ReneeWine
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Ha Ha! javajoe , do not eat too much baozi which were bought by your wife.

javajoe
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I prefer "chi dofu." (Sorry--this computer has no hanzi)
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kiwuk
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Yeah I agree the Beckham off field circus has obscured his on field qualities. He is a grafter and still has a use as an impact player. Never mind what one may think of the guy personally, his effort to make the team for the next World Cup has cost him a great deal financially. I think it's a great thing to see that a megabuck star still has a love for the game for the game's sake.
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ReneeWine
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Ha Ha! That is better for you.
javajoe
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Like hell it is! This chick on the bus today caught me, kicked me in the groin and almost scratched my eyes out! Then about twenty of the other passengers chased me halfway to the next bus stop. That is one dangerous dish!
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pi
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Hey ReneeWine, you keep fantasizing about Beckham and posting his semi-nude pics here. And maybe, just maybe, he'll show up at your doorstep and want to have sex with you.
Or maybe not.
ReneeWine
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Pi, are you jealous of David Beckham?
pi
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I'm jealous of EVERYONE!
alex the droog
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It's a huge blow for England. Ignore the media circus that surrounds him for one minute, and you'll see a player who still lives for playing for his country. He'll be devastated. As should we be.
No, he wouldn't have started many, if any, games, but as kiwuk said, he's a fantastic player to have on the bench for the end of the games, when everyone's tired, to get those important balls in the box. He's still also lethal with a dead ball, and as a crosser he's up there with the best ever.
It's very sad.
javajoe
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As an Americanism has it, "Speak for yourself John Alden." (I mean you on Renee's doorstep, not Beckham's)
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pi
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And then when Beckham shows up, you can use this line:
"Is that a grapefruit in your pants or are you happy to see me?"
javajoe
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My sis used to work an ER in Detroit. One night they brought in some guy injured in a car wreck, with a big ol' kelbasa coiled up down there. Never did find out who he was trying to impress.
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alex the droog
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Fascinating stuff.
pi
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hehe
javajoe
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Is Beckham secretly gay? DavidTree needs to know.
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Herbz
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I guess he will miss the World cup, his missus will be too busy watching Eastenders.
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Monkey King
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Who's David Beckham?
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Don't violate your parole though, naughty naughty!
kiwuk
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Well, if I looked at the world from your perspective:
I might well ask the same question.
Men of all sorts take a pride to gird at me: the brain of this foolish-compounded clay, man, is not able to invent anything that tends to laughter, more than I invent or is invented on me.
alex the droog
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Although I know you're joking, you should know because you're the schmucks who pay him $1 million per week, plus extras, when he's at the end of his career.
Monkey King
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At least Alex did recognize I was joking.
Maybe you shouldn't always be bragging about being such a master of subtle humor, Kiwuk, if that got by you.
So Beckham plays in the U.S. now? That I didn't know.
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alex the droog
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Well, he escapes to Milan 'on loan' at every available opportunity, but yes, his contract is with you guys, you're paying him a million a week to play in Italy
Monkey King
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That's a pretty good payday. News to me.
I've had a hard time even following the sports I like back home, though, since I've moved here.
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kiwuk
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Don't flatter yourself MK
I had it pegged straight away as a lame seppo attempt to denigrate the world's most popular sport as being insignificant from an American perspective, though you'll all be waving the flag and instant flukcing experts if your team even gets a result in June! Clearly my response was way too subtle for you?
Men of all sorts take a pride to gird at me: the brain of this foolish-compounded clay, man, is not able to invent anything that tends to laughter, more than I invent or is invented on me.
Monkey King
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Yeah. Either that, or just not very effective.
Happy New Year 2Bi! I hereby grant you early release for a month of good behavior.
Don't violate your parole though, naughty naughty!
kiwuk
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Pearls before swine.
I have often noticed how in American humour the comedian has to repeat and explain the gag for the audience.
Men of all sorts take a pride to gird at me: the brain of this foolish-compounded clay, man, is not able to invent anything that tends to laughter, more than I invent or is invented on me.
chaofan
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I assume Monkey King is an American? I guess you guys did not get the joke. In America we couldn't care less about soccer!
Flipping through the channels here in Beijing when I come across the all too common soccer match on I can't change the channel fast enough, rather watch paint dry! =-)
Go easy on me Brits ! heeh