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Posted Mar 27, 2010 6:20pm by herojuana

If the art of Masturblurking was a product you could sell, what would its slogan be?

"Masturblurking. Just do it."

"Masturblurking. It's more than a hobby. It's a lifestyle."

"Masturblurking. The most difficult thing you'll ever love."

"Masturblurking. Pass the lotion."

"Masturblurking. Creepy. Inappropirate. Naughty. Release your inner bad boy, online."

I f***in love that word.

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Re: Masturblurking slogans

Posted by: Masturblurker on Mar 27, 2010 6:24pm

Masturblurking…eh…eh…eh…eh…ahhhhh.

...and that's when I decided to blame wave.

Re: Masturblurking slogans

Posted by: Masturblurker on Mar 27, 2010 6:25pm

Masturblurking…WHY IF I EVER GET OUT OF THIS BASEMENT I'LL...!!!

...and that's when I decided to blame wave.

Re: Masturblurking slogans

Posted by: cn88longshao on Mar 27, 2010 6:27pm

"Masturblurking. Avoid it at all costs. You dont want to end up a rediculously homosexual, deranged, infantile and semi-brained human like herojuana"

Have departed from this forum for good bcus the moderator blocks every one of my post. They continue to bash China unfairly but cannot accept the facts about Britent etc. They are obviously very insecure to resort to silencing me. ZHONG GUO WAN SUI!

Re: Masturblurking slogans

Posted by: Masturblurker on Mar 27, 2010 6:27pm

Masturblurking…I’d stop it if I could.

...and that's when I decided to blame wave.

Re: Masturblurking slogans

Posted by: alex the droog on Mar 27, 2010 6:29pm

masturblurkin' -WHY LIVE IN THE REAL WORLD WHEN YOU CAN LIVE IN YOUR HEAD......AND ONLINE!!!!!!!... PASS THE BUTTER...

Re: Masturblurking slogans

Posted by: Masturblurker on Mar 27, 2010 6:30pm

Masturblurking…it keeps you warm when nobody else will.

...and that's when I decided to blame wave.

Re: Masturblurking slogans

Posted by: herojuana on Mar 27, 2010 6:31pm

I'll agree that I'm infantile.

The rest is not true.

Thanks for coming out.

Masturblurking. Because stalking someone you actually know is so 90s."*

*Side effects of Masturblurking may include chafing, eye fatigue and loss of reality.

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Re: Masturblurking slogans

Posted by: Masturblurker on Mar 27, 2010 6:33pm

Masturblurking...when you just know that you're the only person you'll ever please.

...and that's when I decided to blame wave.

Re: Masturblurking slogans

Posted by: alex the droog on Mar 27, 2010 6:33pm

Masturblurking - If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right.... I WILL f-ing CUT YOU!

Re: Masturblurking slogans

Posted by: wave on Mar 27, 2010 6:35pm

Masterblurking - "Masterin' the blurkin' and pullin' the gherkin since 1955."

Sometimes the same is different, but mostly, it's the same.

Re: Masturblurking slogans

Posted by: Masturblurker on Mar 27, 2010 6:35pm

Masturblurking...when simply crying doesn't make you feel better anymore.

...and that's when I decided to blame wave.

Re: Masturblurking slogans

Posted by: wave on Mar 27, 2010 6:40pm

Masterblurking- "Blurk it with bajiao!"

Sometimes the same is different, but mostly, it's the same.

Re: Masturblurking slogans

Posted by: Masturblurker on Mar 27, 2010 6:42pm

Masturblurking...sometimes, it's all you got left Sad

...and that's when I decided to blame wave.

Re: Masturblurking slogans

Posted by: Count_zero on Mar 27, 2010 6:43pm

If roofies ain't workin
Try masturblurkin

Re: Masturblurking slogans

Posted by: wave on Mar 27, 2010 6:43pm

Masterblurking- "You can't beat the feeling."

Sometimes the same is different, but mostly, it's the same.

Re: Masturblurking slogans

Posted by: herojuana on Mar 27, 2010 6:46pm

Rolling On The Floor Rolling On The Floor Rolling On The Floor

I'm dying here, you guys are seriously good at this.

Musical commercial jingle set to the tune of "The best part of waking up, is Folger's in your cup." Folger's coffee commercial which I could probably find a link to but I'm feeling lazy so I wont:

"The best part of waking up, is 'blurking with a finger up my butt!"

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Re: Masturblurking slogans

Posted by: Count_zero on Mar 27, 2010 6:48pm

What’s that African-type tune I’m thinking of?

Backing singers: m’blurkin m’blurkin m’blurkin m’blurkin m’blurkin m’blurkin
High pitch singer: ooooooooo-weeeeee-eeeeee-ooooooooooooooooh!

Re: Masturblurking slogans

Posted by: Masturblurker on Mar 27, 2010 6:53pm

Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue,
Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn blurk! blurk! blurk!

Sorry, I know I did this joke before on another thread.

...and that's when I decided to blame wave.

Re: Masturblurking slogans

Posted by: herojuana on Mar 27, 2010 7:00pm

Set to the tune of DMX "Rough Rider's Anthem".

"Stop. Drop. Pull 'em down play with my cock. Oh. No. That's how masturblurkers roll. 'Blurkers wanna lie. (what?) 'Blurkers wanna try. (what?) Then'blurkers wonder why. (what?) 'Blurkers wanna die. (what?)"

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Re: Masturblurking slogans

Posted by: RemmyM on Mar 27, 2010 7:52pm
wave wrote:
Masterblurking - "Masterin' the blurkin' and pullin' the gherkin since 1955."

Masterblurking- blu blurk blu blurk blurk blurk. Blurk!

Remmy be pimpin' in BJ, yo!

Re: Masturblurking slogans

Posted by: The Lizard King on Mar 27, 2010 7:57pm

got nothing to say?
100's of ID's to say it with?

introducing 'masturblurking'!

coz it just ain't fun enough doing either without committing a social suicide.

oh yeah? well, let me ask you this: shut up!
contemporary china = crouching tension, hidden anger.

Re: Masturblurking slogans

Posted by: alex the droog on Mar 27, 2010 8:41pm

Saturday night's alright for.....BLURKING!

Re: Masturblurking slogans

Posted by: Masturblurker on Mar 27, 2010 8:53pm

mmmmmmmmm'blurkin

...and that's when I decided to blame wave.

Re: Masturblurking slogans

Posted by: otto on Mar 27, 2010 8:54pm

M'blurkin'-it's not gay if nobody sees you cumming

"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."

Re: Masturblurking slogans

Posted by: Monkey King on Mar 27, 2010 9:04pm

Real alpha males don't masturblurk.

Masturblurking: For when even your "defense friends" have abandoned you.

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
--Charles de Gaulle

Re: Masturblurking slogans

Posted by: RemmyM on Mar 27, 2010 9:23pm

Remmy be pimpin' in BJ, yo!

Re: Masturblurking slogans

Posted by: Monkey King on Mar 27, 2010 9:26pm
RemmyM wrote:

Laughing

Pretty good! The tissues are an especially elegant touch.

But the room should be dark except for the faint glow of the computer monitor.

And maybe a huge stack of unsold "books" barely visible in the corner?

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
--Charles de Gaulle

Re: Masturblurking slogans

Posted by: herojuana on Mar 27, 2010 9:29pm

Rolling On The Floor Rolling On The Floor Rolling On The Floor

Remmy, you're a beautiful bastard... I am seriously impressed.

You rule.

'blurkin!

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Re: Masturblurking slogans

Posted by: zhenlai on Mar 27, 2010 9:32pm

Masturblurker, blurker Meister.

美国鬼子

Re: Masturblurking slogans

Posted by: wefrucar on Mar 27, 2010 10:06pm

Laughing this thread is f***in hilarious. I feel pressured to live up to it...

Masterblurkin - maybe this will finally give you that sense of accomplishment.

Sometimes I feel it is maybe unbearable always be traditional Chinese girl.

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