wow...what a total donkeh, lol

I'm so scared Anal Wart Frankie is coming to get me!!! hahahaha

Gerald's Poppadoms

Posts: 273
Join date: 2010-05-03
Post n°1 RB's report.
Gerald's Poppadoms Today at 11:03 am
Well, here it is.

Yes, I was picked up by some fat pig who obviously had a connection to hairy vagina chin, cancer cueball, the old bald paedophile, punjabi poops or all four. I am quite used to dealing with cops and in the car I tried to get what I could from him. His English was OK.

I told him about my hacked yahoo accounts and told him that in most countries the police could not use evidence obtained illegally. He said that all his information came from watching theBeijinger website over the last ten days. I told him that was untrue. He replied, we know everything, haha. He mentioned the book and I said where did he buy it. He said it was a piece of sh*t and I said how did he know if he had never bought the book. In fact, no one in China ever has including no one from TBJ. I then asked him if it was illegal to write a novel. Then I asked him how many hundreds of foreigners were working with “F” visas in China. At that point he got irate and shouted, “What are you a journalist!? I ask the questions, you answer!” At that point I told him I was a lawyer and that seemed to make him more irate and he quite rightly pointed out that I was not a lawyer in China.

I had laready quit from the school but they hauled in a girl from the school I worked at and also a few other teachers innocently caught up in this. Nice one hairy vagina chin, nice to know you f***ed up some innocent people?

I got a small fine and was told to leave within three days. Not charged, not deported, can come back in a couple of years if I wish. They were professional and reasonably polite. They took sh*t loads of photos.

At the airport I was met by two cops and one was not connected to this or TBJ or the gunaxi connection there. He was interested in my surfboard and we talked about fishing and stuff and we got on well. When the other pig went to buy some duty free cigarettes waiting to board he tapped me on the shoulder and asked, “You know why you have been asked to leave don’t you?”

I told him I had a fair idea and he said it was because of a guanxi connection between people I had “caused trouble to” on the internet and someone in the PSB.

As if I didn’t know.
Actually, it felt good to leave the mainland. It even felt good to arrive in a more lawful place Hong Kong which I usually did not like too much. I had come full circle in China anyway and was ready to leave. I certainly have had some great years there, I think I saw the best years, especially 2001 when I first arrived in Shenyang.

The Chinese people are great. And people like fatso Hero, Loose Lips Lizzie, Alex and others that say otherwise are just not socially compatible with any race.

But there is always this problem of corruption and guanxi with some c**t like hairy vagina chin pulling guanxi and quite rightly there is nothing one can do. And that is a bit scary at times. I suppose many foreigners live in that kind of unsure fear. Also the lack of freedom of expression is annoying and I am glad they raised my book to that extent so I can make a point of that later if I need to.

So, it is nice to back in a lawful country. If a Chinese person had his e-mail accounts hacked here and some c**t defamed him and said what he liked and posted his details on a NZ website, sure they could take swift action. This is a developed country and a democracy. For the first time in about ten years I actually felt glad to be back. The day after I arrived I got a sweet three foot swell, offshore and it was nice chatting with the locals as I walked along the beach. The other thing I noticed here were how many obese people there are. Hero and Alex would fit right in. Well, maybe not the hippo. The water is too clean here.

Overall, an interesting experience. On the personal side it did me a couple of favours which shall remain secret.

I am off to Europe soon, as planned.

One thing I realised was I could do more here than in China. As Sciency said the only place that would allow that racist forum is China.

I still have the theft of intellectual property to deal with and the yahoo investigation is very slow but I will get there. It is not as if I don’t know who hacked my computer anyway, right Mr Punjabi and Monkey King? It is annoying to think that the Poodles were Mongoblurkin over my photos, my private e-mails and my ex gf’s pictures and so on. I am sure if I hacked into someone elses email address I could find someway to cause them trouble too. But alas I am not a criminal. I have my sim card and other stuff all ready for that. It will take a long time but I will not stop on that.

And hopefully that will link straight to that fat pig as I would have some joy in having him dismissed. China hates bad international media attention and I am free to write what I like here of course without fear. Also Hero, Monkey King, Loose Lips and Alex are going to be a little more famous than before this, seeing as they were caught up in it all. I have some nice translations ready for the Chinese websites with their true names and so on. It is not as if I am defaming them or putting their names to posts they never made, like Huanchu did.

Anyway, I will be on this forum and I am sure we can get 1000 hits at least on this thread seeing as it is the most exciting thing to ever occur on TBJ, let’s face it.

Your friend,

RB.