faggy, spineless, piss-made youths
i'm a man.
baseball bat d***, watermelon balls, gorilla-like hairy legs/armpits/chest, and
a beard that would make grizzly adams sh*t his pants.
every shirt i own is sleeveless. sleeves rip themselves apart before i even put the shirt on.
i sh*t pieces of crap the size of shwarzenegger.
i have a healthy diet of pussy for breakfast and lunch with a small addition of ass for dinner.
i brush my teeth with whisky.
i workout by carrying old ladies with their grocery bags on my back, up and down 28 floors.
when im not drinking, im f-ing.
if im not f-ing it's only because every single pussy on the planet is chaffing
and im responsible for it.
i have once broken a guy's nose by farting directly in his face.
ive impregnated a woman just by her looking at my junk.
when i sweat, chuck norris essence drips from my balls.
...
well, you get the picture.
now, then, this chinese piss-made youth.
wtf should i do,
besides a total violent destruction of every single little faggy chinese dude i see on the streets?
seriously. f-ing hell!
most guys i see in grayjing are thinner than my d***.
granted, that's pretty hard to match. (12 inches around)
what the hell kind of a man are they gonna be?
haircuts like a f-ing anime character.
fashion sense that makes stevie wonder scream: 'gawd, that is LOUD!'
where is this going? wtf is wrong with these little wankers?
how do they look at themselves in the mirror?
weak. worthless. would never be able to stand up for themselves.
if you are a guy, and a man, you have to, at least once in your life,
know the feeling of taking care of sh*t with your own hands and strength.
this sh*t is pissing me off.
the future of man is so pussified by f-ing pansies, its disgusting.
my entire hood is filled with f-ing androgynous pokemon fairies.
man up, chinese faggits!
and now im off to see a woman about a horse...or a cat about a pussy...whatever.
happy f-ing friday, 9 2 5ers.
rant over.
thanks for listening.
good night and good luck. 
oh yeah? well, let me ask you this: shut up!




sereneselchie
Re: faggy, spineless, piss-made youths
I have no doubt about your manhood, I do wonder if ever even a tiny number of chicks find you scary!
Is this what you mean?

I am sure loads of girls fall for guys like that.
Seriously, Lizard, mostly Chinese guys change the way they dress when they start to work,
Being thin is not their problems, it is in our asian genes. There are enough people who appreciate this kind of bodyshape, they aren't even close to be concerned.
At the end of your life, you regret the stuff you didn't do more than the stuff that you did.
sereneselchie
Re: faggy, spineless, piss-made youths
This is Steve Wonder?
At the end of your life, you regret the stuff you didn't do more than the stuff that you did.
posbj
Re: faggy, spineless, piss-made youths
what is just as hilarious is when they adopt a tough guy personna. Muscle Tee-shirts and matchstick biceps
The Lizard King
Re: faggy, spineless, piss-made youths
@selchie,
you wet-quiff-sounding see-through troll.
it's impossible you are that dumb.
i mean, so dense, light must bend around you.
ffs...yes, that's stevie wonder. he is blind. THAT was the joke.
f-ing nongoloid...
you have no cognitive abilities to be on this forum.
do everyone a favor,
and with it help me cure the tumor that started growing while reading your verbal diarrhea and,
f-ing off yourself.
now.
'xixi silly TLK,
some girls maybe think you're scary and
young chinese vaginamatrons change the way they dress when they get a job and
women find skinny asian guys attractive because
they look like an even more pussified version of demi moore's husband boy-toy!'
no.
f-ing, no.
just, NO.
god, i wish you were in front of me so i could slap your momma's milk out of you.
did i say 'f*** you' already?
no?
f*** you.
oh yeah? well, let me ask you this: shut up!
herojuana
Re: faggy, spineless, piss-made youths
Yeah, the "nong-scrawn-bags".
And then there's kiwuk/posbj the "old-bag".
These two species have about as much testosterone as Bruce Villanch.
The "nong-scrawn-bag" with his tight trousers, limp wrists and anime hair, and the "old bag" with his t-shirt tucked into his Wrangler jeans and his generic tennis shoes.
Both of them need dirt naps asap.
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Count_zero
Re: faggy, spineless, piss-made youths
Scrawn bag Long Duck Dong lures the suckle thigh by singing along to a Westlife song on his cheap cellphone. We wish him success.
And by success I mean a gelding via a rabid Shitzu.
Mingming’s undercarriage is fragrant with chrysanthemum and lychee. I wish to stroke those tiny, tender buttocks whilst reciting Tang poetry.
herojuana
Re: faggy, spineless, piss-made youths
Great site, isn't it?
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YYZ
Re: faggy, spineless, piss-made youths
Dear god, make me a bird, so I can fly far, far far away from here.
vividFish
Re: faggy, spineless, piss-made youths
TLK is just a sweeper of a musician group.
He has no the balls to tell you which musician team he is in, and he dare not to invite anybody to enjoy his so-called performance.
And he don't fear any threat because he has great GuanXi.
And in real life, he is a 'nice' person just on internet he becomes a phycho.
He told me that by PM.
The Lizard King
Re: faggy, spineless, piss-made youths
i knew you were thick enough to think i didnt really know who you were.
stupid peasant.
your chinglish is unmistakable.
shitty pig fail.
i fed this bitch lines through PM's like i feed her mom my discarded condoms.
you know that bitch is well fed.
now, piggy, back to being a joke whom nobody notices now.
banning silkywave totally ended your noticeability.
enjoy your instant noodles and your lonely life, you fat, middle-aged, leftover peasant monkey.
toodooloooooooooooo scum of the yangtzeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
P.S.
what kind of a stalker are you!?
ive said it a thousand times where i work, what i play, who i play with and where you can see me.
stalk better.
it's all on this forum.
f.a.i.l.
P.P.S.
of course i got GREAT guanxi.
im a civilized man who knows the game and has enough money to pay whomever
to handle peasant monkeys like you and your family,
so i never have to even smell you.
oh yeah? well, let me ask you this: shut up!
vividFish
Re: faggy, spineless, piss-made youths
ok, nobody notices me, great, but thanks giving so long an ariticle to reply me, it looks you ignore me so efficiently
but why you like dual personality so much? buddy?
since you said you have the balls to tell people where you are, why not say it again here publicly?
Maybe this adv can increase your income a lot.
You the peasant laowai sweeper.
The Lizard King
Re: faggy, spineless, piss-made youths
i do fine, shittypig.
i certainly don't need peasants like you coming to my performances.
you would stink up the place.
anyone that is as crazy and lonely as you can spend more time to find me out.
thats why i dont make it easy, pig.
spend your miserable days figuring it out.
AND STOP EDITING YOUR POSTS EVERY MINUTE SOMEONE DOESN'T REPLY.
you've edited 4 times before i replied. adding a line every minute. spastic, pathetic, leftover woman.
oh yeah? well, let me ask you this: shut up!
vividFish
Re: faggy, spineless, piss-made youths
I am not interested to go, lol, what makes you feel confident your shitty so-called performance can attract me?
I mean why not invite your laowai buddies to go?
Because you are not a musician at all, right?
Or maybe because you have a big fat ass, you don't hope people see?
The Lizard King
Re: faggy, spineless, piss-made youths
you know that little thing on here, called PM?
you used it to 'warn' me about 'mafia guys' looking for me..
remember?
yeah, thats what i use to invite friends. don't you worry.
yes, im not a musician, im poor, i have a big ass and i hope nobody ever finds out who i am.
now, seriously, f*** off.
no more talking.
you are dying a little everytime someone ignores you so, f*** off and die already.
oh yeah? well, let me ask you this: shut up!
vividFish
Re: faggy, spineless, piss-made youths
btw. you ignore me by watching how many times I edit my post, right?
Great method!
The Lizard King
Re: faggy, spineless, piss-made youths
i said, 'die already'.
we're done.
oh yeah? well, let me ask you this: shut up!
vividFish
Re: faggy, spineless, piss-made youths
oh, fartingking is warmed. lol
The Lizard King
Re: faggy, spineless, piss-made youths
ok, seriously, i GOT to go.
i mean i need to piss and i think your mom's barking because she's thirsty...
gotta keep the bitch quiet...
f*** off, piggy.
oh yeah? well, let me ask you this: shut up!
vividFish
Re: faggy, spineless, piss-made youths
ok, go to hug your barking mom. enjoy!
vividFish
Re: faggy, spineless, piss-made youths
terror puppet drama hero
herojuana
Re: faggy, spineless, piss-made youths
Hahahaha!
It threatened you through PM too?
Pathetic.
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alishan
Re: faggy, spineless, piss-made youths
As regarding the original topic, as much as I am The Gays , I understand what TLK is talikng about. Over queeny guys give me shivers too.
Everytime I tell my own bf (who does not fall into the over queeny guys category): This guy is definitely gay when walking in the streets he always asks: why?, how do do know that??????
When a skinny guys with a 50's hairstyle or manga hairstyle is walking with an oversized bag, wearing sunglasses and make-up and looks like a girl badly trying to convince she is a bloke ... then that is pretty obvious.
You live you learn.
vividFish
Re: faggy, spineless, piss-made youths
notice, it is warmed not threated.
The Lizard King
Re: faggy, spineless, piss-made youths
oh yes, correction, i was 'warmed and not treated'.
by a pigfaced, peasant monkey.
shittypig/vividc**t.
so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her mom.
oh yeah? well, let me ask you this: shut up!
Count_zero
Re: faggy, spineless, piss-made youths
I'm dying to send in a photo off this site. The trouble is that Beijing 'bags aren't really "douchey" per se. They're just, well ...
herojuana
Re: faggy, spineless, piss-made youths
Hey, it could create a new sub-genre of douchebaggery.
You just need to think of a good new term, "scrawn-bag" is not race specific enough, and nong is only known on this site.
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ilovexiaolongbao
Re: faggy, spineless, piss-made youths
I knew 'nongmin' before I visited the Beijinger, and my (Chinese) girlfriend uses it as an insult about some Chinese, I thought it was fairly common currency?
Obviously the shortening to 'nong' seems to be a Beijinger site development.
vividFish
Re: faggy, spineless, piss-made youths
oh, fartingking, you may forget, when you were born, the doctor not only slapped your mom but also slapped on your head

that is why you are so retarded now
you look so 'musician'
The Lizard King
Re: faggy, spineless, piss-made youths
shittywangleepig just doesnt get it, does it?
oh yeah? well, let me ask you this: shut up!
vividFish
Re: faggy, spineless, piss-made youths
it seems fartnigking likes his picture a lot haha