Does white wine give you diarrhoea?
- Joined: Mar 25th, 2006
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Man, my ass feels like I’m one of alishan’s victims or something. Every piece of TP is like sandpaper. I think I’m going to have to stop wiping and just stash an ice-water-soaked sponge in my knickers. Not at all comfortable!
But what’s responsible? The only thing I can think of is that white wine... 
posbj
Re: Does white wine give you diarrhoea?
White wine as a drink or an enema?
sexy beast
Re: Does white wine give you diarrhoea?
Count-zero's knickers must smell now...
To come here, I realise that I am not as twisted as I imagine
Count_zero
Re: Does white wine give you diarrhoea?
OOOoooOOOh it hurts like buggery!
I feel like I really have torn myself a new a-hole.
wave
Re: Does white wine give you diarrhoea?
Is it time for the piles cream again Count?
Sometimes the same is different, but mostly, it's the same.
vividFish
Re: Does white wine give you diarrhoea?
My condolence to my dear Count_zero's ass
wave
Re: Does white wine give you diarrhoea?
Is the new one bigger and better than the old?
Sometimes the same is different, but mostly, it's the same.
Count_zero
Re: Does white wine give you diarrhoea?
I'm determined to get to the bottom of this!
Was it:
- The can of tuna fish - well within its expiry date but a funny colour nevertheless.
- One of those new chicken burritoes from 711.
- The half a can of Blue Ribbon "stout beer" I found left over from the night before (score!)
- All that white wine.
The last thing I want is a repeat performance of today!
wave
Re: Does white wine give you diarrhoea?
I'm putting my money on the 711 burrito. It's the obvious choice.
Followed closely by the combination of stout and white wine.
How often do you mix your drinks?
Sometimes the same is different, but mostly, it's the same.
herojuana
Re: Does white wine give you diarrhoea?
No way.
As long as the 7-11 food is within its expiry date, I've never gotten sick off it.
It's the tuna.
Fish is foul.
I don't touch the stuff.
Have you seen the state of our our oceans/rivers/lakes?
Honesty
Empathy
Respect
Open-mindedness
herojuana
Re: Does white wine give you diarrhoea?
I'm going to puke on your couch, wave.
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alishan
Re: Does white wine give you diarrhoea?
Big headaches white wine for sure but never diarrhoea ... Count, next time it happens just apply some mosturizer where it hurts.
You live you learn.
otto
Re: Does white wine give you diarrhoea?
When Alishan says "moisturizer"
he means "astroglide"
"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
alishan
Re: Does white wine give you diarrhoea?
Er..., I meant Nivea or Johnson ...
You live you learn.
wefrucar
Re: Does white wine give you diarrhoea?
If you think about each of those items and imagine yourself eating/drinking them right now, do any of them seem particularly unappealing? Your body might have a sort of reflex against whatever food has recently made it sick. Even if you open a can of fresh tuna, a sniff of it might make you nauseous if you've just had a spoiled one.
I've heard of red wine giving people the runs on occasion, but I'm guessing this isn't your first time drinking white wine, not sure what would be different this time.
You haven't been handling a lot of 5 mao notes and then licking your fingers recently, have you?
Sometimes I feel it is maybe unbearable always be traditional Chinese girl.
Aier2
Re: Does white wine give you diarrhoea?
I think it was the chicken burrito from 711.
White wine has never affected me like that and the tuna was within the expiration date.
They do decent sandwiches in 7-11 for the price but some of that other stuff is questionable.
posbj
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Tell the truth! You were drinking white wine, a gay drink for men, at Destination.
I have heard a couple of bottles of white wine there can lead to a sore ring the next morning.
Count_zero
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The unpopular cold meat option bought in the heat of summer from a shop run by 14 year olds.
I think that's the prime suspect.
alishan
Re: Does white wine give you diarrhoea?
You live you learn.
Jeremy 29
Re: Does white wine give you diarrhoea?
Nah, there's a bug going around, I had it too.
Look forward to working with you.
Count_zero
Re: Does white wine give you diarrhoea?
I suppose I should start a new thread about this.
Anyways, I'm pretty much back to normal - thanks for asking - but my bum is soooooo itchy!
I just want to go to the Temple of Heaven park and spread my cheeks around one of those rough, nobbly, five-hundred-year-old pine trees and rub them up and down until the itch is gone
That might be going too far, however. Any ideas?
otto
Re: Does white wine give you diarrhoea?
you got anus warts or some other kind of disease I bet
take a soldering iron to your ring
"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
Masturblurker
Re: Does white wine give you diarrhoea?
PM Alishan
...and that's when I decided to blame wave.
admin
Re: Does white wine give you diarrhoea?
you mean a buggerer
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Count_zero
Re: Does white wine give you diarrhoea?
Dunno, it already feels pretty warm down there
Maybe I should pack the area with ice cubes.
Jeez, my ass really has run the gauntlet these last few days. I feel like Justin Beiber after his first week in a Turkish prison!
Count_zero
Re: Does white wine give you diarrhoea?
Errr, I don't think so. That guy's frigging brutal.
He's the sort of fellow who wouldn't even give you a courtesy reach around let alone a kiss, cuddle and some soothing cream after he's reamed the living bejeezus out of your bottle and glass.
admin
Re: Does white wine give you diarrhoea?
these sorts of things can often be found on Taobao
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vividFish
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Aier2
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is that....manbearpig?
vividFish
Re: Does white wine give you diarrhoea?
That is womanbearAier2
Count_zero
Re: Does white wine give you diarrhoea?
The plan yesterday was to plug myself up with rice and bread. The trouble is that it all still has to pass through!
I've been spending more time on the shitter than a Chinese office worker!
I reckon I'm going to fast for a few days. Give my khyber a well-deserved rest!