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Posted Aug 30, 2010 1:07pm by Monkey King

I am pleased to report the birth of Monkey King, Jr. on August 8. (Hen haoyun, shi bu shi?)

The young lad is doing well after a mostly problem-free delivery in a Midwestern U.S. hospital. Mother and American family members are doting on him while his proud father has returned to China to see if his business has gone to sh*t during his absence.

The kid will be coming back to China with his mother soon, along with several crates of American formula and other essentials that, to the best of my knowledge, are unlikely to poison or deform him. Then I figure I've got 30 months to decide what country he starts kindergarten in.

Samantha, I hope you'll post any lessons you're learning about what to do and not to do with a baby in this environment. I suddenly find myself a lot more paranoid than I was before the birth about the 800 or so ways Beijing is less safe than my hometown for an infant to live in.

So, that's my news. What've I missed here?

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
--Charles de Gaulle


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Re: The Monkey King bloodline shall continue

Posted by: Aier2 on Aug 30, 2010 1:11pm

Congrats

Re: The Monkey King bloodline shall continue

Posted by: posbj on Aug 30, 2010 1:16pm

You have missed little, same shite different day! The forum trolls and thread hijackers are still up to their predictable business.
Congratulations on your new sprog, life certainly changes, for the better I'd say. I think the Chinese have a proverb that states something along the lines of...a baby in the family is like the sun in the heavens.
If you haven't got one, get a handicam! Best buy I've made. They grow so quickly.
=D>

Re: The Monkey King bloodline shall continue

Posted by: wefrucar on Aug 30, 2010 1:18pm

Hey congrats, and welcome back.

You haven't missed too much. I think your downfall might have begun at some point while you were gone...

Sometimes I feel it is maybe unbearable always be traditional Chinese girl.

Re: The Monkey King bloodline shall continue

Posted by: YYZ on Aug 30, 2010 1:19pm

Wow MK is back! Big Grin

Dear god, make me a bird, so I can fly far, far far away from here.

Re: The Monkey King bloodline shall continue

Posted by: otto on Aug 30, 2010 1:23pm

hey, congratulations on the kid.

btw

We kept the legacy of your adult fun party alive while you were gone too.

cleaned up the place best we could

you'll notice some towels missing, though.

I'm sorry. so very sorry and ashamed

"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."

Re: The Monkey King bloodline shall continue

Posted by: The Lizard King on Aug 30, 2010 1:38pm

congratulations MK!
may he live to be a hundred and god help the future sinorinas he's about to teach
the importance of friday night parties. Wink

oh yeah? well, let me ask you this: shut up!
contemporary china = crouching tension, hidden anger.

Re: The Monkey King bloodline shall continue

Posted by: vividFish on Aug 30, 2010 1:40pm

Whatever, congrats!
Small monkey king.

Re: The Monkey King bloodline shall continue

Posted by: Monkey King on Aug 30, 2010 1:44pm
otto wrote:
btw

We kept the legacy of your adult fun party alive while you were gone too.

cleaned up the place best we could

you'll notice some towels missing, though.

I'm sorry. so very sorry and ashamed

Yes, I noticed some obvious signs of...activity.

That's cool, I'm glad you all continued to enjoy yourselves.

And no worries about the mess; I don't have the place covered wall-to-wall and floor-to-ceiling with plastic sheets for nothing, after all. ( I got that idea from some "saloon" I'd read about somewhere.)

I already tore down the most recently "used" layer, and the place looks good as new.

So I'm already pretty much set up for this Friday. And since it's been so long for me, I call first with the gimp!

(By the way, thanks to whoever thought to feed him while I was away. In hindsight, the half dozen bags of milk I threw in his cage as an afterthought before I left were probably not nearly enough to last a month and a half.)

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
--Charles de Gaulle

Re: The Monkey King bloodline shall continue

Posted by: nanananayeah on Aug 30, 2010 3:20pm

congratulations MK! and bless you for siring a eurasian male to help populate the world with mixed-asian/western hotties! Drooling tell him when he gets past 18 he has an open invitation to come visit me in cougar town.

Trust me, it's so danger.

Re: The Monkey King bloodline shall continue

Posted by: otto on Aug 30, 2010 3:38pm
nanananayeah wrote:
congratulations MK! and bless you for siring a eurasian male to help populate the world with mixed-asian/western hotties! Drooling tell him when he gets past 18 he has an open invitation to come visit me in cougar town.

I think you'd better lay off the coffee and spanish fly, n'ya

"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."

Re: The Monkey King bloodline shall continue

Posted by: nanananayeah on Aug 30, 2010 4:04pm

The Marquis de Sade is claimed to have given aniseed-flavored pastilles that were laced with Spanish fly to prostitutes at an orgy in 1772. He was sentenced to death for poisoning and sodomy, but later reprieved on appeal.

In Medicine & Podiatry, it is used as a topical application for treatment of benign epithelial growths including most warts.

In order to determine if a death had taken place by the effects of Spanish fly, investigators resorted to the vesicación test. One of those test methods consisted of rubbing part of the internal organs of the deceased, dissolved in oil, on the shaved skin of a rabbit; the absorption of the cantharides and its blistering effect are such that they became visible on the skin of the rabbit.

Hypnotized

Trust me, it's so danger.

Re: The Monkey King bloodline shall continue

Posted by: nanananayeah on Aug 30, 2010 4:06pm

sorry to dirty up your thread with pestilence and shame MK.. Crying it is very sweet that you have a newborn son and i wish you all the best, with no connotations.

i need to find some other unsuspecting thread to unburden my gutter mind.

Trust me, it's so danger.

Re: The Monkey King bloodline shall continue

Posted by: Monkey King on Aug 30, 2010 4:17pm
nanananayeah wrote:
congratulations MK! and bless you for siring a eurasian male to help populate the world with mixed-asian/western hotties! Drooling tell him when he gets past 18 he has an open invitation to come visit me in cougar town.

TY NNNNY.

While I wouldn't look forward to a scenario in which I would be making MILF/cougar recommendations to my son, I fully believe you would be an excellent choice.

In fact, come to think of it, if he does reveal such proclivities, I will recommend you.

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
--Charles de Gaulle

Re: The Monkey King bloodline shall continue

Posted by: posbj on Aug 30, 2010 4:22pm

Father and son double team action.

Monkey King and Monkey Prince

Re: The Monkey King bloodline shall continue

Posted by: otto on Aug 30, 2010 4:23pm

and....moving right along....

"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."

Re: The Monkey King bloodline shall continue

Posted by: otto on Aug 30, 2010 4:26pm

fortunately,MK had a son

"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."

Re: The Monkey King bloodline shall continue

Posted by: joe_blow on Aug 30, 2010 4:29pm
wefrucar wrote:
Hey congrats, and welcome back.

You haven't missed too much. I think your downfall might have begun at some point while you were gone...

Clearly his downfall is a couple years of diaper changing.

Congrats!

Re: The Monkey King bloodline shall continue

Posted by: herojuana on Aug 30, 2010 4:53pm

Hey, good for you MK, nice to see one of the good guys procreate.

All the best to you and your family.

How

Evil

Robots

Operate

Re: The Monkey King bloodline shall continue

Posted by: Monkey King on Aug 30, 2010 4:54pm
joe_blow wrote:
wefrucar wrote:
Hey congrats, and welcome back.

You haven't missed too much. I think your downfall might have begun at some point while you were gone...

Clearly his downfall is a couple years of diaper changing.

Congrats!

Yeah, I've managed to shirk that job so far but don't think I can avoid it indefinitely.

Actually, does anyone know where I can buy matching split-ass pants for the boy and myself? Might be as good a time as any to go native.

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
--Charles de Gaulle

Re: The Monkey King bloodline shall continue

Posted by: nanananayeah on Aug 30, 2010 4:59pm
otto wrote:
nanananayeah wrote:
congratulations MK! and bless you for siring a eurasian male to help populate the world with mixed-asian/western hotties! Drooling tell him when he gets past 18 he has an open invitation to come visit me in cougar town.

I think you'd better lay off the coffee and spanish fly, n'ya

hey, it wasn't me that started it Kiss

otto wrote:
We kept the legacy of your adult fun party alive while you were gone too.

The Lizard King wrote:
god help the future sinorinas

Trust me, it's so danger.

Re: The Monkey King bloodline shall continue

Posted by: joe_blow on Aug 30, 2010 5:08pm
Monkey King wrote:
Yeah, I've managed to shirk that job so far but don't think I can avoid it indefinitely.

Actually, does anyone know where I can buy matching split-ass pants for the boy and myself? Might be as good a time as any to go native.

You can get anything at the silk market. You might even get a discount if the tailors don't need to sew in the crotch.

Don't you guys already have those for Friday get togethers?

Re: The Monkey King bloodline shall continue

Posted by: Herbz on Aug 30, 2010 5:14pm

Congrats on the new mini monkey Mk.

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Some mixes

Re: The Monkey King bloodline shall continue

Posted by: Niu Bi on Aug 30, 2010 6:43pm

Congrats, man. It's going to be an adventure raising him here if that's what you decide to do. But then again your son will have awesome stories of his childhood.

Re: The Monkey King bloodline shall continue

Posted by: DaveyTree on Aug 30, 2010 7:17pm

Re: The Monkey King bloodline shall continue

Posted by: Masturblurker on Aug 31, 2010 12:39am

Having Had a baby!

...and that's when I decided to blame wave.

Re: The Monkey King bloodline shall continue

Posted by: Erb on Aug 31, 2010 1:04am

Congratulations,

you reckon he is going to grow up bilingual?

The mayfly lives only one day. And sometimes it rains.
George Carlin

Re: The Monkey King bloodline shall continue

Posted by: Monkey King on Aug 31, 2010 12:52pm
Erb wrote:
Congratulations,

you reckon he is going to grow up bilingual?

Well, we hope so, of course.

The little sh*t will probably master Mandarin long before I do. I'm the one that's going to have to work hard to help him keep pace with his English.

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
--Charles de Gaulle

Re: The Monkey King bloodline shall continue

Posted by: posbj on Aug 31, 2010 12:57pm

Has the MIL descended, have an ayi?
Nail Biting

Re: The Monkey King bloodline shall continue

Posted by: blackgrey on Nov 26, 2011 12:43am
posbj wrote:
Father and son double team action.

Monkey King and Monkey Prince

Rolling On The Floor Wave

If can do one thing, would be great.

Re: The Monkey King bloodline shall continue

Posted by: osamabinladen on Nov 26, 2011 7:16am

Hey MK, you sure the kid's yours?

Does it look like a monkey?

Ha ha.

Just kidding. Belated congratulations!

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