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seabreeze98
Re: what if you were born a black person?
I'm from Africa, bobby. What the frack do you mean by that? Are you looking for anal rape with butt plug? (Sidenote: thanks to Stieg Larsson for getting me to Google what a butt plug is).
“For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible.” (Stuart Chase)
Male bean counter looking for job in China.
The Lizard King
Re: what if you were born a black person?
wait a minute!
you a BSG fan? what the frack!? my gods!
oh yeah? well, let me ask you this: shut up!
joe_blow
Re: what if you were born a black person?
I'd have a great year-round tan.
56785678
Re: what if you were born a black person?
Then you made no diference to those anti-social-disordered.
不怕神一样的敌人 就怕猪一样的队友
otto
Re: what if you were born a black person?
for some reason I thought you were an american black guy, not an african black guy
"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
Aier2
Re: what if you were born a black person?
I thought he was an African non-black guy.
otto
Re: what if you were born a black person?
that works too
but bobby started the thread about black people.
If bobby were human, he wouldn't be so cute
"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
yriafhtoot
Re: what if you were born a black person?
I thought you were an American boy orginally from India.
Cherish what I have
yriafhtoot
Re: what if you were born a black person?
Otto: German American
Admin: Irish American
Lizard King: African American
Count Zero: British American
Juana and bobby: Canadian American
Cherish what I have
The Lizard King
Re: what if you were born a black person?
wtf!?
im no JJ but that sh*t was DYNOMITE!
oh yeah? well, let me ask you this: shut up!
posbj
Re: what if you were born a black person?
If I was born black in my country I would have access to a state house, affirmative action, preferential preferment for government positions, more university grants, fish quota, customary rights, compensation for my rellies selling land they didn't own 150 years ago plus the opportunity to renegotiate the terms and get another handout in 10 years or so, I could go on....but won't much to your collective relief
seabreeze98
Re: what if you were born a black person?
Aier2 is right. I am a nong who was bought in exchange for a calf by an African couple who fell in love with my good looks. Picture below shows my genetic father (the Chinese guy) and the guy who raised me since my childhood embracing each other last year.
“For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible.” (Stuart Chase)
Male bean counter looking for job in China.
Mockingbird
Re: what if you were born a black person?
It does seem to work like that here...
If I could be born again, I like to be either gay or black. Oh, no, silly me! I like to be a black gay.
It sounds fantastiiiiic....
No words are racist. Actions are racist.
Say what you need to explain yourself.
If you are not racist it will shine through.
Mockingbird
Re: what if you were born a black person?
Geez....did the Africans give him some drugs or what?
No words are racist. Actions are racist.
Say what you need to explain yourself.
If you are not racist it will shine through.
seabreeze98
Re: what if you were born a black person?
Nah, he's just happy to feel the manliness of real black Africans
“For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible.” (Stuart Chase)
Male bean counter looking for job in China.
Sciency
Re: what if you were born a black person?
What if you were born black but completely convinced yourself you were white?
Don't laugh. With shizophrenia *anything* is possible.
I'd totally sh*t myself if I went through some psychotherapy and came out black by the end of it.
But then I'd have no way of knowing if the therapy had just deluded me into thinking I'd been deluding myself about being white and that I really was, or the other way around, and I'd still be at square one.
Really, at the end of the day, there's no telling what color you are.
When I said 'death' before 'dishonor', I meant alphabetically.
pnkearns
Re: what if you were born a black person?
Ahem.... there are other skin colors in Africa other than black.
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alishan
Re: what if you were born a black person?
I heard a wigger is a white [the n-word] (please, do not take offense at [the n-word]. My British bf was into 2pack,
)
You live you learn.
yriafhtoot
Re: what if you were born a black person?
No breasts. No waist.
Cherish what I have
Aier2
Re: what if you were born a black person?
how about you?
yriafhtoot
Re: what if you were born a black person?
I am black
Cherish what I have
Aier2
Re: what if you were born a black person?
Oh, I thought you were Chinese for some reason.
Well...enjoy those breasts!
yriafhtoot
Re: what if you were born a black person?
Cherish what I have
Aier2
Re: what if you were born a black person?
Oh, so how do you really compare to the bird in the pic?
yriafhtoot
Re: what if you were born a black person?
Seriously, she could have her 12th ribs removed and get a slim waist.
I am better
Cherish what I have
Aier2
Re: what if you were born a black person?
Well then here comes the inevitable request:
Pics or GTFO.
The Lizard King
Re: what if you were born a black person?
toothfairy is 'la negrita'?
hey, if you think you're more attractive than 'the monster' today is your lucky day!
you won the TLK lottery!
check you PM for my address and see you tonight.
oh yeah? well, let me ask you this: shut up!
MadeinAmerica
Re: what if you were born a black person?
Well, gee, if I could not make the NBA or NFL, I think I would save up a few coins and go looking for Bobby to kick his ass.
As an Asian, for whom many hold prejudice (especially against the Chinese), you should learn to be more accepting of different racial and ethnic groups.
MadeinAmerica
otto
Re: what if you were born a black person?
Is it a crime to ask a question?
bobby didn't say anything against black people
you're prejudiced for assuming he did
pretty smug there. sitting with your pointy head in your american ivory tower, eh?
I know for a fact Bobby adores The Blacks (or 'The Blicks' if you're S. Effrikin)
"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
alishan
Re: what if you were born a black person?
You live you learn.