do you know this man?
I know what happened to KiwiUK
Shame on you!

Public masturbator caught on camera at O.O Denny Park in Kirkland annexation area
By REPORTER STAFF
Kirkland Reporter Staff
Aug 31 2010, 5:17 PM · UPDATEDA public masturbator who exposed himself to at least three victims earlier this month at O.O Denny Park was caught on camera by one of the victims.
King County Sheriff's officials are now using the photo to ask for the public's help to identify the perpetrator.
The incident occurred on Aug. 5 at O.O Denny Park, 12400 block of Holmes Point Drive in Kirkland's annexation area.
Two women were at the park with their 11-year-old niece when they noticed the suspect watching them and fondling himself while his hands were in his pockets.
One of the women called him out for his behavior and he dropped his khaki shorts and continued masturbating, the victims said.
One of the victims then took a snapshot of the man. When they said they were calling the police, he got into his blue Ford station wagon and drove off.
Detectives believe there could be other victims. If anyone recognizes the man in the photo, they are asked to call the King County Sheriff's Office at 206-296-3311 (24 hours) or 9-1-1.
"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."




wave
Re: do you know this man?
Kiwuk!!!
What a dirty old bastard.
It doesn't show it in the picture, but he's holding a dictionary in one hand and his d*** in the other.
Sometimes the same is different, but mostly, it's the same.
otto
Re: do you know this man?
from his vacant mien, appears the poor bastard just got lost.
probably thought he was wanking in his bathroom
"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
Masturblurker
Re: do you know this man?
He's got that "The New Zealand Embassy begs me to come along to their soirees, did you hear me, BEGS ME!" look on his face.
This is about how I would picture him, actually.
Then again, it could well be Xenophone.
...and that's when I decided to blame wave.
herojuana
Re: do you know this man?
That's kiwuk all right.
Let's turn him in!
Honesty
Empathy
Respect
Open-mindedness
Count_zero
Re: do you know this man?
Yes poor man, looks completely lost.
One minute you're having a "senior moment" at Beijing airport and getting all confused about the funny lights and sounds, the next you're in a Kirkland park with your d*** in your hand and wondering which moderator you can blame for this latest ignominy.
alishan
Re: do you know this man?
I wanted to post the link of this Chinese guy at it in the street but can't find it anymore
It is a funny one. Good luck to find it 
You live you learn.
xenophon
Re: do you know this man?
Nah, I have a big moustache, and I quit outdoor masturbation when folks started warning me about the ozone layer.