And the reality:

zhenlai wrote:

Manner #1

When asking for something, say "GIVE ME!!!."

Manner #2

When receiving something, say nothing.

Manner #3
Interrupt grown-ups who are speaking with each other especially when there is not an emergency.

Manner #4

If you do need to get somebody's attention right away, repeating their name in an irritating matter and tapping them on the arm/shoulder is the most convenient way for you to enter the conversation.

Manner #5

When you have any doubt about doing something, do it anyway.

Manner #6
The world is very interested in what you dislike. Share negative opinions with anyone who crosses your path.

Manner #7
Comment on other people's physical characteristics unless, of course, it's to compliment them, then only do so facetiously.

Related: Raise Ignorant Kids

Manner #8
When people ask you how you are, give them a formulated answer that has no truth to it. Don't bother to ask them how they are because you honestly don't care.

Manner #9

When you have spent time at your friend's house, remember to thank disregard their parents for having you over and for the good time you had. Complain about everything and maybe steal something.

Manner #10

Open closed doors and barge in like you own the place.

Manner #11
When you make a phone call, immediately demand to know who answered, then request what you want without identifying yourself. Hang up without saying goodbye.

Manner #12
Be unappreciative of any gift you receive. Comment on how disappointed you are by the choice.

Manner #13
Use foul language in front of adults, children, the elderly. The best way to do so is by insulting someone's mother and referencing her cunt.

Manner #14

Call people mean names. Popular ones are "mother's cunt", "fuck your mother", and "Your mother is a whore go back your own country." Always remember when insulting lao wai to tell them "THIS IS CHINA!"

Manner #15
Make fun of anyone for any reason. Teasing shows others you are clever, and ganging up on someone else is advantageous.

Manner #16
If a play or an assembly is boring, play with your mobile phone, chat with your neighbours or simply sigh loudly. The performers and presenters are doing their best, but you don't care about that. The only thing that matters is your personal amusement.

Manner #17
If you bump into somebody, immediately say " Your mother's cunt."

Manner #18
Open your mouth widely when you cough or sneeze, and feel free to pick your nose in public.

Manner #19

As you walk through a door, make sure you get through first and disregard any sha bi behind you.

Manner #20
If you come across a parent, a teacher, or a neighbor working on something, get away as quickly as possible in case they ask for help.

Manner #21
When an adult asks you for a favor, tell them your father is Li Gang and you are better than them!

Manner #22
When someone helps you, say inwardly chastize their weakness and bookmark for future use. That person will likely want to help you again. This is especially true with teachers!

Manner #23
Use eating utensils properly, but feel free to chew with your mouth open, slurp loudly and spit bones onto the table or floor. When you are old enough, smoke cigarettes in between bites. If you are unsure how to do so, ask your parents to teach you or watch what adults do.

Manner #24

Napkin?

Manner #25

If you cannot reach something on the table, loudly demand the fu wu yuan come to fetch it for you!

You forgot one.

Manner 26 - Piss and shit anywhere you like, even in the bank or the supermarket.

wow, let's see what a pathetic thread.

some person got an unsatisfied and pathetic life, all what they can do is just to put up such pathetic thread everywhere.

It's not a good choice for living in a country where always brings tooooo many shiiit on u.......