I recently inheretied a yao-jiao (liquor medicine) and bai-jiu (moonshine) collection.

Most of it is worth sh*t and best poured down the drain.

Yao-jiu has an expiration, if it tastes moldy.

And WHY would liquor taste EVER taste MOLDY?

Trust me, drink Jingjiao and/or Tsingdao... Yanjing beer.

Or western whatever.

DO NOT DRINK BAIJIU THAT MAY BE OLD OR PART OF A "COLLECTION" that u inherit from ur fangdong!

It's the worst, most poison sh*t ever.

Tell her to suck on ur balls first, before she sucks on ur penis.