My current up-stair neighbour is a famous Canadian writer and tour guide. He’s living with his young Tibetan girlfriend. The girl works six days a week in a far away hotel in the mountains. So every Saturday afternoon, when she finishes work and comes home, they have this "passionate“ moment when they want each other so much that they cannot keep it to themselves.

The thing is traditional Tibetan houses are NOT sound-proof at all, so I am obliged to overhear whatever they are doing up there. I’m a considerate person, I understand. However, once in a while I invite my friends over for tea, I forget about the up-stair “incident” and pick the wrong timing. So imagine all of us sitting there, embarrassed, drinking tea.

There was this one time that the Rinpoche came over unexpected to use the computer, just when they’re having their moment. The Rinpoche asked me,

"Did you hear someone moo? ”

"Ahhh, I think I just saw a female yak walking by. ”

The Rinpoche bought my story.

These stories are terrible!

Robert Black....Now there's a man who could write a good masturbation story!

Just look in the other thread. Apparently there are lots of romantic stories from a guy who swears all Chinese girls drop their panties at the site of white skin. That should make for some sexy stories. If that doesn't work he has stories about using violence...

הדבר הראשון שאתה רוצה לעשות הוא לברר מה הפנטזיות השני יש בדרך זו תוכל לשרת את הסיפור סביב עניין זה. אל תפחדו לנסות את השיטה החדשה על זה כי אתה צריך לנסות דברים חדשים תמיד כדי לשמור על חיי האהבה שלך טרי ומעניין. נשים אוהבות את זה כשאתה מדבר בשקט באוזן יש לכן אולי כדאי לספר את הסיפור המין שלך שם, כך שהם יכולים נפל לך להתקרב אליהם.

I'd like to post a short romantic novel here, not a real story.
It's about a princess cursed by a lonely fairy. The fairy want the princess to be as lonely as she is. When the princess fell in love with any man, the man would be turned into a frog through the magic if he loved the princess,too. The long-tongued fairy told the princess about the magic when she grew up. Then the princess was afraid to approach any man since she was so kind that she didn't want to see any man turned into a frog because of her. She locked herself in her bedroom all day long and refused to see any man. But her parents, the king and the queen didn't allow her to live in that way and they arranged marriage for her with a prince from the neighbouring country. She tried to run away, but failed every time. Then she knew the only solution is to face the marriage. If she could keep herself from falling in love with the prince or make the prince be disgusted with her, then the curse wouldn't work. But it was not easy..................
(I'm sleepy, will continue tomorrow~)
plz imagine what would happen in the story

So, me and ten friends had myfather's mother in the bathroom stall at D22....

nothing......

weagesdf, u are so nasty

then ur imagionary story is nasty

Wea is using the avatar of Zhenlai's wife.

Okay, there was one time me and a bunches of guys, we were sharing some disgusting or kinky sex stories, one guy from the states told us one, like a guy bang a girl from the back, then he use his finger to poke the girl's a-hole and with all finger sh*t.. THEN he smears this on the girl's face, the girl gets sh*t mustache....

We were all like ewwww, hahah, and this even got a name, I forgot what it is, maybe some American guys know.

Okay, I think this story is sex and funny, not really romantic though...

KZ, i think the guy didn't do it (probably wanted to sound cool and funny)
but it's called 'the dirty sanchez' and it's a classic.
i doubt many people do it...
funny though.

some of the other funny famous ones are
strawberry shortcake, the cleveland steamer and the rusty trombone
(check'em out on the urban dictionary).
all pretty disgusting and seriously funny to talk about but, again, doubt many people enjoy'em.

AWESOME-O!!!

two girls, a cup of latte, heart-shaped cheese in the cup, same smile.