Don't forget Otto's homemade pizza.

Ordinarily he's not the sharpest tool in the shed, but with pizza he's a creative genius.

First, you ain't ever had pizza with so many ingredients that should never be found on a pizza until you've tried Otto's.

Second, why bother with tomato sauce when ketchup is abundantly available everywhere?

And his biggest secret for making Beijing's best pie (and i shouldn't be giving this away).... he kneads the dough with his ass!

Otto's homemade pizza buries the competition.

Try it today and poop on someone you love in the morning.

Pizza WARS???

This is just a cheap knock-off of TheBeijinger's popular "Burger Championship from last month!

It seems like anyone can make a contest about the best random food items..

Don't forget the corn.

PIZZA WARS on TB&J, f*** ya! Kapow!!!

I'm friggin' *psyched*.

Everybody's friggin' PSYCHED, right?

Hello? Hellloooooooooooooooo?

Holla at me if you're totally ramped up for TBJ Pizza Wars!

Shut up crickets, I'm listening for hollaers...

Hutong Pizza or The Tree, although admittedly I've not tried any of those top 4 by review scores. Shocked I haven't, I have pizza at least once a week, I guess I should venture beyond my regular haunts.

Kro's is okay, I support him in principle in his 'Phoenix from the flames' rebirth, just not enough to eat his greasy stodge regularly.

La Pizza has gone down the pan (excuse the pun).

Ciro's is absolute dogshit.

Papa John's Pizza hasn't won this thing yet?

Interesting battle this year... I'm curious to try a few of those place now that they've been reviewed, especially LM plus. Hutong Pizza still rocks my socks every time though.

It would have been even better to compare those establishments on the merits of the same pizza like a basic margharita. If they can't get that right, they don't even deserve to be in the running IMHO.

This is clearly some kind of fix.

If The Tree are knocked out in the first round by your reviewer, then the public can't vote for them, right?

Clearing the way for your mates over at Kro's Nest IMO.

So like what the "Pizza Wars" is the prelimary round for the even more prestigious yet randomly announced "Pizza Cup" -but will have no bearing on it whatsoever? Contenders can make the "Finals" from either of these events? This this will determine which two pizza restaurants we see in some kind of "Pizza Bowl"?

You have thought this all through, haven't you? Cuz it sorta sounds like you're just winging it. If you are, it's ok, just level with us.

So Pizza Wars and Pizza Cup each have a separate winner, and have no bearing on each other? Or does Pizza Wars determine who's eligible for Pizza Cup? You said the Pizza Wars losers still have a "chance to make the finals" in Pizza Cup. This sounds like Pizza Wars winners get some kind of boost in Pizza Cup.