On which website can I learn how girls masturbate themselves?

The Lizard King

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Re: On which website can I learn how girls masturbate ...

Posted by: The Lizard King on Dec 14, 2011 8:39pm

fionathebird! I LUUUURVE YOU!

oh yeah? well, let me ask you this: shut up!
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Fionathebird

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Re: On which website can I learn how girls masturbate ...

Posted by: Fionathebird on Dec 14, 2011 10:10pm

The Lizard King wrote:

fionathebird! I LUUUURVE YOU!

Don't laugh at me. You idiot!

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Sciency

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Re: On which website can I learn how girls masturbate ...

Posted by: Sciency on Dec 14, 2011 10:18pm

Get yourself a dory (not a skiff!) with an outboard motor and a longline.

Hack up your chum and slam the bits onto the hooks of that longline.

Keeping pace as the other fellah drives the boat.

Keep baiting and tossing those hooks for a week or so.

And I gaurentee by that time you'll be a master-baiter, missy!

Galaxies don't move Sciency. They're in a fixed position.

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Fionathebird

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Re: On which website can I learn how girls masturbate ...

Posted by: Fionathebird on Dec 14, 2011 11:18pm

Sciency wrote:

Get yourself a dory (not a skiff!) with an outboard motor and a longline.

Hack up your chum and slam the bits onto the hooks of that longline.

Keeping pace as the other fellah drives the boat.

Keep baiting and tossing those hooks for a week or so.

And I gaurentee by that time you'll be a master-baiter, missy!

I leave this excellent experiment to you.
And you don't need to say "thank you"!

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RemmyM

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Re: On which website can I learn how girls masturbate ...

Posted by: RemmyM on Dec 15, 2011 8:09am

fiona = cool girl

= otto

Remmy be pimpin' in BJ, yo!

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Sciency

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Re: On which website can I learn how girls masturbate ...

Posted by: Sciency on Dec 15, 2011 8:33am

Fionathebird wrote:

Sciency wrote:

Get yourself a dory (not a skiff!) with an outboard motor and a longline.

Hack up your chum and slam the bits onto the hooks of that longline.

Keeping pace as the other fellah drives the boat.

Keep baiting and tossing those hooks for a week or so.

And I gaurentee by that time you'll be a master-baiter, missy!

I leave this excellent experiment to you.
And you don't need to say "thank you"!

Oh, I'm already a full-on masterbaiter, missy.

Learned when I just a boy!

I'd be more than happy to demonstrate my master-baiting skills to you.

But unfortunately I don't have bait, a boat, or an ocean handy

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Fionathebird

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Re: On which website can I learn how girls masturbate ...

Posted by: Fionathebird on Dec 15, 2011 6:16pm

RemmyM wrote:

fiona = cool girl

= otto

he's wrong...

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RemmyM

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Re: On which website can I learn how girls masturbate ...

Posted by: RemmyM on Dec 15, 2011 7:11pm

Fionathebird wrote:

RemmyM wrote:

fiona = cool girl

= otto

he's wrong...

= sciency

Remmy be pimpin' in BJ, yo!

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Fionathebird

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Re: On which website can I learn how girls masturbate ...

Posted by: Fionathebird on Dec 15, 2011 7:30pm

RemmyM wrote:

Fionathebird wrote:

RemmyM wrote:

fiona = cool girl

= otto

he's wrong...

= sciency

nope

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atomicneon2

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Re: On which website can I learn how girls masturbate ...

Posted by: atomicneon2 on Jan 22, 2012 7:31pm

I can believe that you haven't had an orgasm.
Probably too inhibited. Not as much a physical, but
a psychological difficulty.

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alwn1708

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Re: On which website can I learn how girls masturbate ...

Posted by: alwn1708 on Feb 3, 2012 12:06pm

I don't think such websites will get past the government firewall because of their content,but I am sure you will find an abundance of willing volunteers should you need some instruction or assistance

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Fionathebird

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Re: On which website can I learn how girls masturbate ...

Posted by: Fionathebird on Feb 18, 2012 11:46pm

alwn1708 wrote:

I don't think such websites will get past the government firewall because of their content,but I am sure you will find an abundance of willing volunteers should you need some instruction or assistance

Thank you for your advice.
Firewall... I climb over it almost every day to keep in touch with my online friends all over the world.

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belcant2

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Re: On which website can I learn how girls masturbate ...

Posted by: belcant2 on Feb 29, 2012 1:58pm

If you can get youtube (jump the wall with hotspotshield vpn or other vpn software) you can get instruction on anything and download it using youtube downloader.

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Fionathebird

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Re: On which website can I learn how girls masturbate ...

Posted by: Fionathebird on Feb 29, 2012 5:25pm

belcant2 wrote:

If you can get youtube (jump the wall with hotspotshield vpn or other vpn software) you can get instruction on anything and download it using youtube downloader.

Thanks but I don't need now...haha...

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atomicneon2

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Re: On which website can I learn how girls masturbate ...

Posted by: atomicneon2 on Mar 11, 2012 11:33pm

Yay ! Congradulations ! =D>

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atomicneon2

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Re: On which website can I learn how girls masturbate ...

Posted by: atomicneon2 on Mar 11, 2012 11:34pm

Yay ! Congradulations !

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alwn1708

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Re: On which website can I learn how girls masturbate ...

Posted by: alwn1708 on Mar 16, 2012 11:30am

Fionathebird wrote:

belcant2 wrote:

If you can get youtube (jump the wall with hotspotshield vpn or other vpn software) you can get instruction on anything and download it using youtube downloader.

Thanks but I don't need now...haha...

Does that mean you have managed to work it out for yourself?

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atomicneon2

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Re: On which website can I learn how girls masturbate ...

Posted by: atomicneon2 on Mar 17, 2012 8:19pm

Does that mean that you won't be posting much anymore, too busy ?

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chaofan

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Re: On which website can I learn how girls masturbate ...

Posted by: chaofan on Mar 18, 2012 3:20pm

The Lizard King wrote:

fionathebird! I LUUUURVE YOU!

Fionathebird is female, sorry, not your cup of tea

the teabag king

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Fionathebird

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Re: On which website can I learn how girls masturbate ...

Posted by: Fionathebird on Mar 18, 2012 10:13pm

chaofan wrote:

The Lizard King wrote:

fionathebird! I LUUUURVE YOU!

Fionathebird is female, sorry, not your cup of tea

the teabag king

never mind...I don't love the king...lol

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