MsTang wrote:

newspaper is good to go.
Failing that use your hand then wash it.
or drag your arse across the grass.

Uncivilized.

MsTang wrote:

newspaper is good to go.
Failing that use your hand then wash it.
or drag your arse across the grass.

Ahhh... dragging one's @ss across the grass.... yeeeeess !! I miss being able to do that. Now I just grab one of those small, sh.ty dogs that's nearest to me while I'm squatting in the park... and they can really clean it nice.

javajoe wrote:

ReneeWine wrote:

MsTang wrote:

newspaper is good to go.
Failing that use your hand then wash it.
or drag your arse across the grass.

Uncivilized.

When the Arab explorer/traveller Ibn Batuta visited China some half-dozen or so centuries back, he said the Chinese were uncivilized. After all, they wiped their bungs with paper, rather than using the left hand and water, and/or rounded stones. Maybe it makes me a kaffir, an infidel, but I stand by the paper.

Ibn Batuta probably only reached Mongolia. Because 色目人 was not welcomed in China then.

What's toilet paper for ?

blackgrey wrote:

baking sweet corn is great as well.
and fry corn.

Boiling hot fried corn ?? Don't tease me

Save the Trees - Use a Bidet

Plus - It's more hygienic, too!

Environmentally Friendly Bathroom - Bidet

Bidets spray out water onto the nether parts of your body (ie. your bum area). Not only will you no longer need to use toilet paper, and save a lot of trees in the process, these bidets will also more effectively clean your bum, minus the irritation that toilet paper can bring, so you're saving trees and your bum in the process. It's true that you will need to bring out some money for your bidet but this is a one-time cost, and you will no longer have to spend on toilet paper for the rest of your life. It's a good investment if you ask me.

How much do you Help the Earth by making the shift to Bidets?
Here are the numbers. U.S. alone spends over 36 billion toilet paper rolls each year. In order to manufacture those, we cut down 15 million poor trees, and we need to use a half billion gallons of water, a fourth of a million tons of bleach, and a good amount of electricity to convert these cut down trees into those paper rolls we use. And don't forget the plastic used to package these things up, as well as the amount of fuel needed to deliver these products to grocery stores.

Suffice to say, Mother Earth is going to give you a big hug after you shift to bidets.

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Quote:

Save the Trees - Use a Bidet

Plus - It's more hygienic, too!

Environmentally Friendly Bathroom - Bidet

Bidets spray out water onto the nether parts of your body (ie. your bum area). Not only will you no longer need to use toilet paper, and save a lot of trees in the process, these bidets will also more effectively clean your bum, minus the irritation that toilet paper can bring, so you're saving trees and your bum in the process. It's true that you will need to bring out some money for your bidet but this is a one-time cost, and you will no longer have to spend on toilet paper for the rest of your life. It's a good investment if you ask me.

How much do you Help the Earth by making the shift to Bidets?
Here are the numbers. U.S. alone spends over 36 billion toilet paper rolls each year. In order to manufacture those, we cut down 15 million poor trees, and we need to use a half billion gallons of water, a fourth of a million tons of bleach, and a good amount of electricity to convert these cut down trees into those paper rolls we use. And don't forget the plastic used to package these things up, as well as the amount of fuel needed to deliver these products to grocery stores.

Suffice to say, Mother Earth is going to give you a big hug after you shift to bidets.