Any Aussies here? Australian?

GP

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Re: Any Aussies here? Australian?

Posted by: GP on Dec 27, 2011 12:06pm

Sydneysider here

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langzixinxin

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Re: Any Aussies here? Australian?

Posted by: langzixinxin on Dec 27, 2011 12:07pm

GP wrote:

Sydneysider here

G'day!! You are the first one. hahahaha

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matty_muso

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Re: Any Aussies here? Australian?

Posted by: matty_muso on Feb 6, 2012 7:59am

G'day I'm from the Gold Coast, but I lived in Sydney from 16-21 so I pronounce 'Friday Night' properly. Drinks?

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sexy beast

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Re: Any Aussies here? Australian?

Posted by: sexy beast on Feb 7, 2012 9:29pm

I heard Australians are sexy, if that true?

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otto

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Re: Any Aussies here? Australian?

Posted by: otto on Feb 7, 2012 11:13pm

Australians are a form of sub-human animal. Many find that sexy.

you can give one a try

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whereisshenmue3

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Re: Any Aussies here? Australian?

Posted by: whereisshenmue3 on Feb 8, 2012 8:15am

If you're looking for an australian just go to sanlitun and shout bruce or sheila.

If anyone responds they are likely to be australian.

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Count_zero

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Re: Any Aussies here? Australian?

Posted by: Count_zero on Feb 8, 2012 9:43am

Most Australians are deported within a few weeks of arriving in Beijing. They find Chinese beer far too strong and get into bar fights.

Finding an Australian on the internet is difficult as very few can read. Your best bet is to find a pie shop and wait. With patience you should have no problems as an Australian man will root absolutely anything that is female or female in appearance.

Australian is a difficult and strange language but most Ozzies will be willing to communicate in grunts and gestures.

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sexy beast

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Re: Any Aussies here? Australian?

Posted by: sexy beast on Feb 8, 2012 12:13pm

Where is the pie shop I should go to? Count_zero, I was gonna try an English one but you refused me, anyway.

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sexy beast

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Re: Any Aussies here? Australian?

Posted by: sexy beast on Feb 8, 2012 12:13pm

Where is the pie shop I should go to? Count_zero, I was gonna try an English one but you refused me, anyway.

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alwn1708

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Re: Any Aussies here? Australian?

Posted by: alwn1708 on Feb 8, 2012 12:28pm

Two Guys and a Pie.

Daily 9am-9pm. (186 1105 3912)

Based in Shuanjing,minimum order 4 pies.

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sexy beast

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Re: Any Aussies here? Australian?

Posted by: sexy beast on Feb 8, 2012 12:50pm

alwn1708 wrote:

Two Guys and a Pie.

Daily 9am-9pm. (186 1105 3912)

Based in Shuanjing,minimum order 4 pies.

MAN, I need a shop to hang out so I can hook up with Australians, not a delivery service...

But thanks anyway

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sexy beast

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Re: Any Aussies here? Australian?

Posted by: sexy beast on Feb 8, 2012 12:50pm

alwn1708 wrote:

Two Guys and a Pie.

Daily 9am-9pm. (186 1105 3912)

Based in Shuanjing,minimum order 4 pies.

MAN, I need a shop to hang out so I can hook up with Australians, not a delivery service...

But thanks anyway

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alwn1708

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Re: Any Aussies here? Australian?

Posted by: alwn1708 on Feb 8, 2012 2:25pm

Come on engage brain,if you have the aussies deliver you can have a choice of filling!
They are not known for their submissiveness though,aussie guys are way too macho for that (so are some of the women come to think of it!).

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Re: Any Aussies here? Australian?

Posted by: sexy beast on Feb 8, 2012 3:14pm

alwn1708 wrote:

Come on engage brain,if you have the aussies deliver you can have a choice of filling!
They are not known for their submissiveness though,aussie guys are way too macho for that (so are some of the women come to think of it!).

Will they use a Chinese man for delivering? I am not too picky

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alwn1708

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Re: Any Aussies here? Australian?

Posted by: alwn1708 on Feb 8, 2012 8:55pm

sexy beast wrote:

Will they use a Chinese man for delivering? I am not too picky

Ha you should be careful how you say that "not too picky" some people might get the wrong (right ) idea!
If the reward was worthwhile I'd deliver them myself lol

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alwn1708

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Re: Any Aussies here? Australian?

Posted by: alwn1708 on Feb 8, 2012 8:55pm

sexy beast wrote:

Will they use a Chinese man for delivering? I am not too picky

Ha you should be careful how you say that "not too picky" some people might get the wrong (right ) idea!
If the reward was worthwhile I'd deliver them myself lol

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sexy beast

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Re: Any Aussies here? Australian?

Posted by: sexy beast on Feb 8, 2012 9:48pm

alwn1708 wrote:

sexy beast wrote:

Will they use a Chinese man for delivering? I am not too picky

Ha you should be careful how you say that "not too picky" some people might get the wrong (right ) idea!
If the reward was worthwhile I'd deliver them myself lol

What reward? Paying me for my whole life?

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The Equalizer

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Re: Any Aussies here? Australian?

Posted by: The Equalizer on Feb 8, 2012 10:24pm

sexy beast wrote:

alwn1708 wrote:

sexy beast wrote:

Will they use a Chinese man for delivering? I am not too picky

Ha you should be careful how you say that "not too picky" some people might get the wrong (right ) idea!
If the reward was worthwhile I'd deliver them myself lol

What reward? Paying me for my whole life?

Sexy beast, with that comment I would bet my entire years salary you are Chinese and you probably cannot even understand why.

Cheers mate!

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The Equalizer

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Re: Any Aussies here? Australian?

Posted by: The Equalizer on Feb 8, 2012 10:27pm

langzixinxin wrote:

HI,

I am new to here. Just out of curiosity, any Aussies living in Beijing?

I lived in Melbourne for ten years, haven't seen any Australian since I was back to Beijing.

What kind of question is that? And who gives a f*ck if you have lived there or not? Jeeeeeezz

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alwn1708

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Re: Any Aussies here? Australian?

Posted by: alwn1708 on Feb 8, 2012 10:58pm

The Equalizer wrote:

Cheers mate!

You welcome,I am still trying to work out what the f'ck she's talking about

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sexy beast

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Re: Any Aussies here? Australian?

Posted by: sexy beast on Feb 9, 2012 9:02am

almn1708, GOD, you are in China, can't understand???

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sexy beast

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Re: Any Aussies here? Australian?

Posted by: sexy beast on Feb 9, 2012 9:03am

almn1708, GOD, you are in China, can't understand???

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alwn1708

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Re: Any Aussies here? Australian?

Posted by: alwn1708 on Feb 9, 2012 9:12am

sexy beast wrote:

almn1708, GOD, you are in China, can't understand???

I wish I was God,but unfortunately someone beat me to the position a few years ago,but I think even he would have a problem understanding your meaning.
But yes,your correct,I am in China how stupid of me to forget that you have to be psychic and be able to pre-empt peoples motives and ideas.

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sexy beast

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Re: Any Aussies here? Australian?

Posted by: sexy beast on Feb 9, 2012 9:15am

alwn1708 wrote:

sexy beast wrote:

almn1708, GOD, you are in China, can't understand???

I wish I was God,but unfortunately someone beat me to the position a few years ago,but I think even he would have a problem understanding your meaning.
But yes,your correct,I am in China how stupid of me to forget that you have to be psychic and be able to pre-empt peoples motives and ideas.

Whatever, you are not even Australian

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The Equalizer

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Re: Any Aussies here? Australian?

Posted by: The Equalizer on Feb 9, 2012 9:15am

...beat me to the position....

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sexy beast

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Re: Any Aussies here? Australian?

Posted by: sexy beast on Feb 9, 2012 9:16am

The Equalizer, are you from England?

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alwn1708

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Re: Any Aussies here? Australian?

Posted by: alwn1708 on Feb 9, 2012 9:26am

sexy beast wrote:

alwn1708 wrote:

sexy beast wrote:

almn1708, GOD, you are in China, can't understand???

I wish I was God,but unfortunately someone beat me to the position a few years ago,but I think even he would have a problem understanding your meaning.
But yes,your correct,I am in China how stupid of me to forget that you have to be psychic and be able to pre-empt peoples motives and ideas.

Whatever, you are not even Australian

lol,judging by some of your other forum posts where you have moved from submissive to scandinavian to australian all in the space of a week, then we get the idea that your main selection criteria conists of..... a pulse!

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sexy beast

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Re: Any Aussies here? Australian?

Posted by: sexy beast on Feb 9, 2012 10:45am

alwn1708 wrote:

sexy beast wrote:

alwn1708 wrote:

sexy beast wrote:

almn1708, GOD, you are in China, can't understand???

I wish I was God,but unfortunately someone beat me to the position a few years ago,but I think even he would have a problem understanding your meaning.
But yes,your correct,I am in China how stupid of me to forget that you have to be psychic and be able to pre-empt peoples motives and ideas.

Whatever, you are not even Australian

lol,judging by some of your other forum posts where you have moved from submissive to scandinavian to australian all in the space of a week, then we get the idea that your main selection criteria conists of..... a pulse!