Nothing special, just unlucky in love. It's just you meet someone and are both attracted, but as soon as the woman finds out more details such as your age or decides you are not marriage material etc she changes into a stranger.

Yes, toilets that when you put your face close to check they are flushing properly, throw things in your face.

Hairdressers are not anywhere near trained enough in Beijing. They might be able to deal with cutting a fringe, but anything more seems beyond them. I don't understand this because their prices can be higher than the rest of the world, yet in Europe or the US they have to do an excellent job, in Beijing they think it is okay to do a really terrible job. They even get surprised when you get angry with them. In my opinion, this has to change, now.

Great Britain has been flushed down the toilet. Systematically, ideologically, dismantled. Every minutae of its heritage under the microscope, value judgements made of every period of its history, its very existence threatened from every quarter. Largely motivated out of envy. People forget the industrial revolution started in the north of England, England gave the world the modern age. Yet it is unjustifiably hated by so many people. This tells you much more about the people doing the hating than about English history. Nationalities are re-writing their own realities to somehow say that THEY were responsible for the modern age we now live in. Be really clear, all we now hold dear in our daily lives only came about because of the slave trade, the scramble for Africa, the Raj, Mercantilism, the onset of Capitalism, the industrial revolution and England initiated this process. Peoples' hatred is very very misplaced.

Left wing ideology has on the other hand given the world nothing.

That's a great idea. I'm up for it(that's not sexual innuendo BTW)

We would have to carefully re-create all the scenes one by one, the toilet scene might be difficult..

I would enjoy all the other scenes..but we'd probably have to do a few takes on the first one..maybe about 200

I want to destroy my computer, film myself destroying it, then put the video on YouKu.

See how computers are destroying humans. See how humans are making machines to take over our existence? Can you see anything?