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Posted Jan 24, 2012 1:48pm by sexy beast

Im crying, he can be my dad

This f-ing thing is slow as sh*t, can somebody just fix it...


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Re: My Bruce Willis is getting old!!!

Posted by: alex the droog on Jan 24, 2012 2:10pm

I'm guessing he's always maintained the same age difference from you, so he could always have been your dad.

Except you're Chinese and he's American and there is absolutely zero chance he would meet you or shag your mother.

I'm also betting he's WAY cooler than your dad.

Re: My Bruce Willis is getting old!!!

Posted by: jas5sk on Jan 25, 2012 1:08pm

Doubt anything would stop her from ****ing him, given the chance.

Bench 400 or die trying.

Re: My Bruce Willis is getting old!!!

Posted by: Jeremy 29 on Jan 25, 2012 1:54pm

My Bruce Willis is getting old too. I may have to get a new one.

Look forward to working with you.

Re: My Bruce Willis is getting old!!!

Posted by: sexy beast on Jan 25, 2012 2:33pm
jas5sk wrote:
Doubt anything would stop her from ****ing him, given the chance.

your right, NOTHING can stop me

This f-ing thing is slow as sh*t, can somebody just fix it...

Re: My Bruce Willis is getting old!!!

Posted by: alex the droog on Jan 25, 2012 3:14pm

Not even the fact that he's your father, apparently.

Oh, to live in a total dreamworld...

I also believe I will make sexy with Scarlett Johansson...

Re: My Bruce Willis is getting old!!!

Posted by: sereneselchie on Jan 25, 2012 4:02pm

I will do sex with Bruce willis too, he is such a real man! Kiss

Re: My Bruce Willis is getting old!!!

Posted by: sexy beast on Jan 25, 2012 4:54pm

yes, losers, don't complain that you can get a f***, you are just not good enough for us

This f-ing thing is slow as sh*t, can somebody just fix it...

Re: My Bruce Willis is getting old!!!

Posted by: jas5sk on Jan 25, 2012 9:50pm

I'm a Eunuch! No thank you

Bench 400 or die trying.

Re: My Bruce Willis is getting old!!!

Posted by: Count_zero on Jan 25, 2012 10:07pm

woman posting on internet forum would prefer to be doing sex to movie star.

Surprise

Re: My Bruce Willis is getting old!!!

Posted by: blackgrey on Jan 25, 2012 10:18pm
jas5sk wrote:
I'm a Eunuch! No thank you

Silly

If can do one thing, would be great.

Re: My Bruce Willis is getting old!!!

Posted by: sexy beast on Jan 25, 2012 10:21pm
Count_zero wrote:
woman posting on internet forum would prefer to be doing sex to movie star.

Surprise

or anybody!!!

This f-ing thing is slow as sh*t, can somebody just fix it...

Re: My Bruce Willis is getting old!!!

Posted by: sexy beast on Jan 25, 2012 10:21pm
Count_zero wrote:
woman posting on internet forum would prefer to be doing sex to movie star.

Surprise

or anybody!!!

This f-ing thing is slow as sh*t, can somebody just fix it...

Re: My Bruce Willis is getting old!!!

Posted by: blackgrey on Jan 25, 2012 10:33pm

why do a movie star? Confused no time, no space, always be harassed
appreciating movie stars is better, enjoyable. Big Grin

If can do one thing, would be great.

Re: My Bruce Willis is getting old!!!

Posted by: chaofan on Jan 26, 2012 12:00am

I am told here in China I look like a young Bruce Willis. They say it as a compliment but I wonder, was Bruce Willis ever young? He looked old on Moonlighting! I guess he has been a stud over the years so I can put that feather in my cap! Cowboy

Re: My Bruce Willis is getting old!!!

Posted by: ReneeWine on Jan 26, 2012 12:14am
chaofan wrote:
I am told here in China I look like a young Bruce Willis. They say it as a compliment but I wonder, was Bruce Willis ever young? He looked old on Moonlighting! I guess he has been a stud over the years so I can put that feather in my cap! Cowboy

I am not a fan of Bruce Willis. I have to google "young Bruce Willis" to check his photos.

Comfortable.

Re: My Bruce Willis is getting old!!!

Posted by: sexy beast on Jan 26, 2012 9:23am
chaofan wrote:
I am told here in China I look like a young Bruce Willis. They say it as a compliment but I wonder, was Bruce Willis ever young? He looked old on Moonlighting! I guess he has been a stud over the years so I can put that feather in my cap! Cowboy

chaofan, really? do you want a sexy beast at home?

This f-ing thing is slow as sh*t, can somebody just fix it...

Re: My Bruce Willis is getting old!!!

Posted by: sexy beast on Jan 26, 2012 9:24am
ReneeWine wrote:
chaofan wrote:
I am told here in China I look like a young Bruce Willis. They say it as a compliment but I wonder, was Bruce Willis ever young? He looked old on Moonlighting! I guess he has been a stud over the years so I can put that feather in my cap! Cowboy

I am not a fan of Bruce Willis. I have to google "young Bruce Willis" to check his photos.

man, he is so handsome, i feel melted now

This f-ing thing is slow as sh*t, can somebody just fix it...

Re: My Bruce Willis is getting old!!!

Posted by: otto on Jan 26, 2012 11:47am

melted

getting all gushy down there is it? brains dripping out your cooze?

"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."

Re: My Bruce Willis is getting old!!!

Posted by: nanananayeah on Jan 26, 2012 7:48pm

^ you know its the best when that's how it feels!

Trust me, it's so danger.

Re: My Bruce Willis is getting old!!!

Posted by: sexy beast on Jan 26, 2012 9:02pm
nanananayeah wrote:
^ you know its the best when that's how it feels!

Cool isn't it?

This f-ing thing is slow as sh*t, can somebody just fix it...

Re: My Bruce Willis is getting old!!!

Posted by: blackgrey on Jan 26, 2012 9:13pm
sexy beast wrote:
chaofan wrote:
I am told here in China I look like a young Bruce Willis. They say it as a compliment but I wonder, was Bruce Willis ever young? He looked old on Moonlighting! I guess he has been a stud over the years so I can put that feather in my cap! Cowboy

chaofan, really? do you want a sexy beast at home?

chaofan is mine.

If can do one thing, would be great.

Re: My Bruce Willis is getting old!!!

Posted by: sexy beast on Jan 26, 2012 9:41pm
blackgrey wrote:
sexy beast wrote:
chaofan wrote:
I am told here in China I look like a young Bruce Willis. They say it as a compliment but I wonder, was Bruce Willis ever young? He looked old on Moonlighting! I guess he has been a stud over the years so I can put that feather in my cap! Cowboy

chaofan, really? do you want a sexy beast at home?

chaofan is mine.

Can we share?

This f-ing thing is slow as sh*t, can somebody just fix it...

Re: My Bruce Willis is getting old!!!

Posted by: blackgrey on Jan 26, 2012 9:55pm
sexy beast wrote:
blackgrey wrote:
sexy beast wrote:
chaofan wrote:
I am told here in China I look like a young Bruce Willis. They say it as a compliment but I wonder, was Bruce Willis ever young? He looked old on Moonlighting! I guess he has been a stud over the years so I can put that feather in my cap! Cowboy

chaofan, really? do you want a sexy beast at home?

chaofan is mine.

Can we share?

i am his boss, what do you wanna share? you should be allowed by me firstly.

If can do one thing, would be great.

Re: My Bruce Willis is getting old!!!

Posted by: sexy beast on Jan 26, 2012 10:02pm
blackgrey wrote:
sexy beast wrote:
blackgrey wrote:
sexy beast wrote:
chaofan wrote:
I am told here in China I look like a young Bruce Willis. They say it as a compliment but I wonder, was Bruce Willis ever young? He looked old on Moonlighting! I guess he has been a stud over the years so I can put that feather in my cap! Cowboy

chaofan, really? do you want a sexy beast at home?

chaofan is mine.

Can we share?

i am his boss, what do you wanna share? you should be allowed by me firstly.

This freaks me out now, boss, do you guys charge?

This f-ing thing is slow as sh*t, can somebody just fix it...

Re: My Bruce Willis is getting old!!!

Posted by: blackgrey on Jan 26, 2012 10:10pm
sexy beast wrote:
blackgrey wrote:
sexy beast wrote:
blackgrey wrote:
sexy beast wrote:
chaofan wrote:
I am told here in China I look like a young Bruce Willis. They say it as a compliment but I wonder, was Bruce Willis ever young? He looked old on Moonlighting! I guess he has been a stud over the years so I can put that feather in my cap! Cowboy

chaofan, really? do you want a sexy beast at home?

chaofan is mine.

Can we share?

i am his boss, what do you wanna share? you should be allowed by me firstly.

This freaks me out now, boss, do you guys charge?

yes, i charge, i have bought him. every day he does chaofan for me, so i gave a name " chaofan " to him. Cowboy

If can do one thing, would be great.

Re: My Bruce Willis is getting old!!!

Posted by: sexy beast on Jan 26, 2012 10:29pm
blackgrey wrote:
sexy beast wrote:
blackgrey wrote:
sexy beast wrote:
blackgrey wrote:
sexy beast wrote:
chaofan wrote:
I am told here in China I look like a young Bruce Willis. They say it as a compliment but I wonder, was Bruce Willis ever young? He looked old on Moonlighting! I guess he has been a stud over the years so I can put that feather in my cap! Cowboy

chaofan, really? do you want a sexy beast at home?

chaofan is mine.

Can we share?

i am his boss, what do you wanna share? you should be allowed by me firstly.

This freaks me out now, boss, do you guys charge?

yes, i charge, i have bought him. every day he does chaofan for me, so i gave a name " chaofan " to him. Cowboy

OK, can I take whereisshenmue3 home?

This f-ing thing is slow as sh*t, can somebody just fix it...

Re: My Bruce Willis is getting old!!!

Posted by: blackgrey on Jan 26, 2012 10:41pm
sexy beast wrote:
blackgrey wrote:
sexy beast wrote:
blackgrey wrote:
sexy beast wrote:
blackgrey wrote:
sexy beast wrote:
chaofan wrote:
I am told here in China I look like a young Bruce Willis. They say it as a compliment but I wonder, was Bruce Willis ever young? He looked old on Moonlighting! I guess he has been a stud over the years so I can put that feather in my cap! Cowboy

chaofan, really? do you want a sexy beast at home?

chaofan is mine.

Can we share?

i am his boss, what do you wanna share? you should be allowed by me firstly.

This freaks me out now, boss, do you guys charge?

yes, i charge, i have bought him. every day he does chaofan for me, so i gave a name " chaofan " to him. Cowboy

OK, can I take whereisshenmue3 home?

i am not his boss, you ask him.

If can do one thing, would be great.

Re: My Bruce Willis is getting old!!!

Posted by: otto on Jan 26, 2012 11:01pm
nanananayeah wrote:
^ you know its the best when that's how it feels!

that's what they say. me? I just get a boner. sometimes I go noootz Silly

but no squishy. just stoopie

"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."

Re: My Bruce Willis is getting old!!!

Posted by: chaofan on Jan 26, 2012 11:26pm

Don't fight over me, I am no keeper! Just put a notch on your belt and then throw me back into the pond, I think that is how it works.

Re: My Bruce Willis is getting old!!!

Posted by: yriafhtoot on Jan 28, 2012 6:55pm

Your Bruce Willis is getting old. Do you consider Jason Statham?

Cherish what I have

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