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Otto: Nice avatar, considering his actual appearance is surely a frail, cowardly, little old expat who only walks the streets when it's time to teach his assigned 2 hour English block at some crap English school that pays him no more than 150RMB (before taxes) per hour to bore the socks off of late twenties/early thirties professional Chinese, who painstakingly endure the agony of the two hours of his so-called "English" class since they each paid 100RMB per hour each and hope to gain the slightest edge in their command of English. He and his class give each other piteous goodbyes and semi-meaningful bows of appreciation before it's time for them to return to their offices and him to return to his miserable, lonely wasteland of a life, miles from a place where he could only dream of being a sorry-ass excuse for an ESL teacher who makes 4 times what he would have made as a fry cook. Fake diploma? Easy enough. No problem. His secret is safe here in his little internet world. WELCOME TO THE GENERAL DISCUSSION SECTION OF THE BEIJINGER WHERE SOME PATHETIC, MENTALLY DEFICIENT, OLD, NOBODY FEIGNS TO BE....Otto. OTTO! Ha.


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The vast majority of people who start threads about other posters have proven to be mentally deficient or just generally repellant.

Just sayin'.

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
--Charles de Gaulle

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The 5233 times that you are so originally "just sayin'" speaks volumes. Only sh*t rises in defense of sh*t. Umma justa sayin'...

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OBL, is this you?

I demand good spices.

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Otto might tell you that you have the longest run on sentences EVER!! You are probably not an English teacher so don't worry about it. I do however agree with the content of your rant. Watch out for other ID's that pretend to back up Otto who are actually Otto himself. The clown posse will be out soon in support of their own kind....lol Dont take these idiots seriously ...after all...they are idiots and many of them forget to take their meds.....

STFU already...

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Grotto is an English teacher? Surprise
Loser

That makes me angry! Angry

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i believe its a impolite thing to laugh at people Dont Tell Anyone

timing for leap, i am contented as a woman

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luckylaowai wrote:
Otto: Nice avatar, considering his actual appearance is surely a frail, cowardly, little old expat who only walks the streets when it's time to teach his assigned 2 hour English block at some crap English school that pays him no more than 150RMB (before taxes) per hour to bore the socks off of late twenties/early thirties professional Chinese, who painstakingly endure the agony of the two hours of his so-called "English" class since they each paid 100RMB per hour each and hope to gain the slightest edge in their command of English. He and his class give each other piteous goodbyes and semi-meaningful bows of appreciation before it's time for them to return to their offices and him to return to his miserable, lonely wasteland of a life, miles from a place where he could only dream of being a sorry-ass excuse for an ESL teacher who makes 4 times what he would have made as a fry cook. Fake diploma? Easy enough. No problem. His secret is safe here in his little internet world. WELCOME TO THE GENERAL DISCUSSION SECTION OF THE BEIJINGER WHERE SOME PATHETIC, MENTALLY DEFICIENT, OLD, NOBODY FEIGNS TO BE....Otto. OTTO! Ha.

Who the hell are you? The omniscient God? You don't know a guzzam thing about otto. So you do what to create your portrait? Look in a mirror? Look at your own fears? Plagiarize the forum's lexicon of insults? Form what I understand, otto, has a pretty good career.

Personally, I agree otto is a silly twat. But why invent garbage about a complete stranger? Otto's real faults are plentiful enough to afford you every target you could want.

Java Joe is intermittently an unendurable ball of rock-ape turd, sun-baked but malodorous withal.

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luckylaowai wrote:
Otto: Nice avatar, considering his actual appearance is surely a frail, cowardly, little old expat who only walks the streets when it's time to teach his assigned 2 hour English block at some crap English school that pays him no more than 150RMB (before taxes) per hour to bore the socks off of late twenties/early thirties professional Chinese, who painstakingly endure the agony of the two hours of his so-called "English" class since they each paid 100RMB per hour each and hope to gain the slightest edge in their command of English. He and his class give each other piteous goodbyes and semi-meaningful bows of appreciation before it's time for them to return to their offices and him to return to his miserable, lonely wasteland of a life, miles from a place where he could only dream of being a sorry-ass excuse for an ESL teacher who makes 4 times what he would have made as a fry cook. Fake diploma? Easy enough. No problem. His secret is safe here in his little internet world. WELCOME TO THE GENERAL DISCUSSION SECTION OF THE BEIJINGER WHERE SOME PATHETIC, MENTALLY DEFICIENT, OLD, NOBODY FEIGNS TO BE....Otto. OTTO! Ha.

If you ever talk about my boyfriend again I will tell him what you said. And then he will be mad.

They call me 撸撸.
I am Mr. 撸管

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I get the feeling that Lucky is upset with me.

I apologize if I hurt you, but I really don't know what I could have done to you that was so awful, on account of I wasn't aware of your existence until now.

the good news is, I am now marginally aware of your existence!

"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."

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what's an otto? And please provide a link for the fake diploma (and 150rmb teaching job)

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luckylaowai wrote:
The 5233 times that you are so originally "just sayin'" speaks volumes. Only sh*t rises in defense of sh*t. Umma justa sayin'...

Rolling On The Floor Rolling On The Floor

STFU already...

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i am blowing away. =....=

If can do one thing, would be great.

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FreeRadical wrote:
luckylaowai wrote:
The 5233 times that you are so originally "just sayin'" speaks volumes. Only sh*t rises in defense of sh*t. Umma justa sayin'...

Rolling On The Floor Rolling On The Floor

FreeRadical wrote:
Be careful when and where you open your mouth like that...just sayin'

A textbook example of how grudge-holding can come back to bite you in the ass. Laughing

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
--Charles de Gaulle

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luckylaowai wrote:
Otto: Nice avatar, considering his actual appearance is surely a frail, cowardly, little old expat who only walks the streets when it's time to teach his assigned 2 hour English block at some crap English school that pays him no more than 150RMB (before taxes) per hour to bore the socks off of late twenties/early thirties professional Chinese, who painstakingly endure the agony of the two hours of his so-called "English" class since they each paid 100RMB per hour each and hope to gain the slightest edge in their command of English. He and his class give each other piteous goodbyes and semi-meaningful bows of appreciation before it's time for them to return to their offices and him to return to his miserable, lonely wasteland of a life, miles from a place where he could only dream of being a sorry-ass excuse for an ESL teacher who makes 4 times what he would have made as a fry cook. Fake diploma? Easy enough. No problem. His secret is safe here in his little internet world. WELCOME TO THE GENERAL DISCUSSION SECTION OF THE BEIJINGER WHERE SOME PATHETIC, MENTALLY DEFICIENT, OLD, NOBODY FEIGNS TO BE....Otto. OTTO! Ha.

Interesting how the tables have turned, I thought YOU were the wannabe EFL teacher in need of a fake diploma.

http://www.thebeijinger.com/forum/2010/10/24/TEFL-Cert

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That's the worst pwntage I've seen in ages.

http://www.thebeijinger.com/forum/2010/10/24/TEFL-Cert

Lucky not actually so Rucky, eh?

pwnted on his own pwntard, it would appear.

"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."

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An otto ate my baby!

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seems lucky is fond of self loathing

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Why is people no like the Otto?

You'd have to be very thin skinned to be offended by one of the least serious posters in here.

"Who knows what will be remembered of this century in 5,000 years time. It may be Stalin or Islamic fundamentalism or it may just be the stock cube" - Armando Iannucci

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otto invented the transparent bicycle seat.

Little known fact...

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fact indeed, something I'm not terribly proud of. I just wish I'd invented the Urine Jar instead.

Alas, that incredible honor goes to one of my personal heroes, Dewey Lenoir (1892-1971). Good man, Dewey, wish I'd known him.

"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."

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Monkey King wrote:
FreeRadical wrote:
luckylaowai wrote:
The 5233 times that you are so originally "just sayin'" speaks volumes. Only sh*t rises in defense of sh*t. Umma justa sayin'...

Rolling On The Floor Rolling On The Floor

FreeRadical wrote:
Be careful when and where you open your mouth like that...just sayin'

A textbook example of how grudge-holding can come back to bite you in the ass. Laughing

A little quick to misinterpret aren't you? I'll post where I want..when I want and how I want..you also have that right...no problem..Grudge?? No grudge...he made a funny comment....it was the sh*t rises in defense of sh*t that I found amusing.....whats you're problem...again???

STFU already...

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Monkey King wrote:
FreeRadical wrote:
luckylaowai wrote:
The 5233 times that you are so originally "just sayin'" speaks volumes. Only sh*t rises in defense of sh*t. Umma justa sayin'...

Rolling On The Floor Rolling On The Floor

FreeRadical wrote:
Be careful when and where you open your mouth like that...just sayin'

A textbook example of how grudge-holding can come back to bite you in the ass. Laughing

one time i bit myself in the ass and poop came out. I got scared so i tried to put it back but it wouldn't go back.

They call me 撸撸.
I am Mr. 撸管

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There are a lot of c**ts here, but Otto is pure entertainment value.....but clearly not as entertaining as you getting destroyed by your own rant...........It's like the fat 40 year old man who lives in his mother's basement and wacks it to cool girls avatar, hoping she's not really a train-wreck in real life, while baselessy blasting others using his own personal experience.

No offense cool girl, I'm sure your a peach, Wink.

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raysheridan wrote:
There are a lot of c**ts here, but Otto is pure entertainment value.....but clearly not as entertaining as you getting destroyed by your own rant...........It's like the fat 40 year old man who lives in his mother's basement and wacks it to cool girls avatar, hoping she's not really a train-wreck in real life, while baselessy blasting others using his own personal experience.

No offense cool girl, I'm sure your a peach, Wink.

MK..he's just sayin'.... Rolling On The Floor Party

STFU already...

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