Outrageously expensive, shockingly bad (and rude) service, and oily over-spiced food.

Throw in "traditional Uzbek music" (aka "two guys launching iTunes on laptops while standing around in traditional costumes") which sounded more like dance club tracks played so loud you can't actually have a conversation, and you've got a disastrous evening.

25 RMB for a crappy lamb skewer (羊肉串). 50-60 RMB for a bowl of rice? Are you kidding me?

We couldn't get out quickly enough. We went home and had dinner.