Kokomo´s latest reviews were so outrageous they made me cry of agony...

Some dare to say that it separates from the ghetto atmosphere that there is downstairs, but upstairs is the same! Their drink list is a good example of mediocrity and their DJs...

OH MY GOD! THE DJS! THE PAIN!

Everytime I there, it seems that these guys only have 3 CDs:

One of Akon another of Rihanna and the third CD is full with the Greatest hits of previous years, including jewels like: "the Macarena" "Mambo N5" and "Tequila"

AND EVERY NIGHT IS THE SAME MUSIC!! they even repeat several times the same song!!
AND EVERY TIME I´VE BEEN THERE THERE HAS BEEN A POINT WHEN THE DJ F***ED IT UP, THE MUSIC WENT OUT AND EVERYBODY WAS WHISTLING AND BOOING!

They don´t mix the songs, they either:

a) Just slowly lower the volume at the end of a song and press "play" for the next song... and they call themselves djs??? oH god

b) When it´s time to change song, they randomly spin the record to get some kind of bulls+it sound effect... like "oh! look at me, I do stuff" and then press "play"

I love dancing and listening to music, but even trying my best I can´t dance to anything if it´s the 3rd time I´m listening to it.

Sometimes I want to throw a couple of bottles into the DJ´s face, to teach him a lesson.

I just go there once a week but just because my friends ask me to. Last night I left when the police came through a side door and ordered the DJ to stop playing that horrid music so loud. KUDOS TO THE POLICE! they gave me the perfect excuse to leave.

I give one star because of the terrace they got out of the blue