Follow in the footsteps of 40-year old American David Hill, the original Beachcomber... leave behind your nagging wife and self-entitled children and head out on a search for love and debauchery in this tiki hut in the heart of the hutongs. If you're lucky, you might even find the legend himself – perched in his usual seat at the bar, knocking back exotic cocktails and fiery rums as he retells the stories of his unbridled youth spent pounding his way around the globe.
Drinks 6/5 (more than 2 dozen classic and modern tiki cocktails, or practically any other drink you can think to order)
Ambiance 6/5 (legendary grooves by Selecta Boo)
Value 6/5 (Happy hour every night makes it a damn dangerous spot to "grab a quick one")