If the adventure involves beer, shouldn't that be "Magical Micturate Tour"?
So there I was, minding my own bloody business, micturatin, 3 am ish, -- as needs be to avoid bladder burst,-- mid-street; when up comes policeman, which caused the immediate ensconcement of me hose into pants, with further micturation dribbling , nay, streaming, down leg, enforce, collecting hence in galoshes, which afterwards caused a squishy squashy sound as I made a way home, the policemans reprobation ringing in my ears : "If I catch ya pissin in the street agin this week, I'll throw ya in the drunk tank".