A new way to celebrate the holidays crash lands in Beijing this Christmas Eve. All hail our new overlords the alien TITS.

The aliens simply known as TITS (come from a Galaxy, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty far away) For their inaugural visit, they openly invite all local inhabitants to participate in their landing event. This is the first time the TITS race will embark on a cross-galactic, mutual friend-ship/relationship/partnership endeavor, with the Homo-sapiens of planet earth. They have studied the complex behavioral patterns of humans during the Christmas period and have deduced the appropriate series of entertainments. The period of fun will commence shortly after your closest star is at maximum brightness.

Timeline:
14:00-20:00

Skin Decorators aka Tattoo Artists
Edible Human Compatible Fuel Sources aka Food including UFO Pies & Sandwiches
Custom Made Inhibition Reducing Vessels & Hydration Devices aka Alien Cocktails and Shots
Wall Color Enhancing Performers aka Graffiti Artists
Non Digitized Entertainment Devices aka Party Games
Rhythmic Repeating Noises aka Music
Boxes Dressed in Colorful Tree Skin aka Gifts

20:00-21:30
SOFA SESSIONS SPECIAL

Humans will interact with each over via oral communication methods known commonly as speech. This interaction will be broadcast via the network of computers systems known as the internet.

21:30-06:00
ALIEN TITS WITH DJ FRIENDS - DISCO/HOUSE/BASS/TECHNO & MORE

For the grand finale humans and aliens will step forward to the unfurnished area near the table of the music archive librarian (DJ), proceeding to move rhythmically (or not) to the music if inebriation levels are at an optimum level.

DJ
WUJING (New Album Release)
BLOODZ BOI
SENDERS CHEN
OOPS2
LUXIXI
DANNY FLORA

VJ
FAR INFINITY
FENCHA
LONE LIGHT

ALIEN TITS “We Come In Peace”

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