Not That Much Fun, Guy

Patron:"I don't want to eat the food, my good man, but I'll pay for drinks so I can enjoy the company of my friends."
Waiter:"No. Must pay."

If you eat mushrooms and soil and all of that muck then this place is gangbusters. If you don't then you get stiffed. In the mouth.

0 stars for being all mean and trying to pull the line that "we cook special amount each person" - No you don't.

4 stars for the decor, the attentiveness of the staff, the cold beer and the candlelit toilet.

Add some bad maths and that's 2 stars.