Red House is one of perhaps three dives in WDK that rises above abject wretchedness. The grime is at least two millimeters thinner than at Helen's, La Bamba, et al.
The ~60 kuai pizza is decent and carefully prepared by a surgeon, between cigarettes. It is remarkably consistent, aside from the occasional unidentifiable object wanderlusting for the pizza topping lifestyle.
A strange force they themselves don't seem to understand compels the staff to do a good job. I suspect some kinda supernatural mind control, as their souls clearly fight against it.
I've gotten a bit sick from the draft beer a couple times, but it's only 5 bones. Yeah, the inside is a musky dungeon, although with some character. I once spotted Strider smoking in a dark corner. But sitting outside on the balcony with couple friends, eating good western food and drinking inexpensively, in a somewhat peaceful environment--well, there's really nowhere else in WDK for such a thing.
4/5 because I'm a relativist.
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Re: There's a Red House Over Yonder
Honest, accurate AND hilarious. Review of the year.
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