Public Asked to Choose the Hand Signal that Will Solve Beijing's Smoking Problem. Uh Huh.

Steven Schwankert | Apr 14, 2015 10:00 am | 5 comments | 3854 reads

The people who brought you approved moves for dancing grannies are now seeking public input on an official hand signal to be used for citizen enforcement of yet another Beijing smoking ban.

As we noted Monday, the smoking ban is set to go into effect on June 1 throughout the city. The last time a comprehensive city-wide smoking ban was implemented in Beijing, on May 1, 2008, it lasted about four days. This time, individuals are set to be fined RMB 200, and establishments that do not address smoking could be slapped with a RMB 10,000 penalty for violations.

Part of the campaign involves establishing an official hand signal to that concerned members of the public can use against smokers. Three images have been put forward as choices. Let's take a look:

1. What it's supposed to mean: "I am bothered by your smoke."

What we think it means: It looks like a cast member from The Mikado covering her mouth as she laughs.
 

2. What it's supposed to mean: "Please stop smoking."

What we think it means: You're in time out, mister. Either that or, your kung-fu is pretty good. But mine is better. Ha ha. Ha ha ha ha.
 

3. What it's supposed to mean: "Smoking is not allowed here."

What we think it means: Talk to the hand, smoker man.
 

Now here are three images we think illustrate how well the new ban will succeed:

"To which sign are you referring, exactly?"
 

"I couldn't see that sign, it was behind me."
 

"That sign only refers to the other table."

We're looking forward to June 1.

Images: China Daily, CityLab, WBUR, World's Best Site

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Re: Public Asked to Choose the Hand Signal that Will Solve...
Posted May 30, 2015 9:17am by admin

 

Its still there, they've just changed the name to 监督举报

its

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Re: Public Asked to Choose the Hand Signal that Will Solve...
Posted May 30, 2015 9:04am by TX_Chick
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I added the account to be ready for June 1, but the 我要举报 option is no longer there. I wonder if it'll be back on June 1. I'm looking forward to trying to eat out in Chinese restaurants again!

Re: Public Asked to Choose the Hand Signal that Will Solve...
Posted Apr 14, 2015 4:45pm by Jerry

As a long-time allergy and swollen sinus sufferer, here is my hand gesture to the people in my building who insist on smoking in the elevators and in the hallway next to my front door:

 

Jerry Chan, Digital Marketing & Content Strategy Director

Re: Public Asked to Choose the Hand Signal that Will Solve...
Posted Apr 14, 2015 11:27am by admin

To add the "No Smoking Beijing" Wechat account, search either 无烟北京 or wuyanbeijing

Once you follow the account, go in to view it.

To report a smoking violation, go to the third option on the menu bar at the bottom "控烟行动" (marked as 1 below) then choose "我要举报" (marked as 2) from the pop-up menu

You can type in the name of the place, address, what you see or even add a picture or video.

 

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Re: Public Asked to Choose the Hand Signal that Will Solve...
Posted Apr 14, 2015 10:38am by Steven Schwankert

This is a joke. The definition of smoking "outside" in our building is in the stairwell -- not a fire exit, but the only up-down access corridor in a six-storey office complex. The only hand signal that's going to be used during this campaign is a fist, when smokers threaten or attack people who try to send them into nicotine time out.